After school on a Friday, you KNEW your weekend was gonna be 🔥

September 30th/October 1st

I dunno how somebody be fine with a pumpkin head on but here we are

Big me.

*when you had one hell of a weekend but all the charges were delayed.*

I want to put a book together for this kid that documents the weird ways he’s fallen asleep lol. It brings me So much joy

Six packs are overrated. TREAT YO SELF

Literally having Ramen lol. Chaos season starting off right!

It’s my favorite time of year!!!!!!!

This framing is wild. 🫠

Had a very interesting conversation with a “Christian” woman today. She asked if I was a praying person. Personal, but I said yes. She asked if I knew Jesus. I then asked who Jesus was to her?

They just purchased the SIMS. The way we are just giving away access to our phones is CRAZY

Ooooooopppp 😂

We sure?

Black ppl in 2015: *warns of impending doom* White ppl in 2015: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 White ppl today: “😳Who could’ve see this coming?!🤷🏼‍♂️”

Aye yoooooo 😂 the alt text just sent me

Hi friends. My most recent op-ed for @newsoneofficial.bsky.social on AI is up. Please read, share, and if necessary, learn a lil bit. newsone.com/6499510/we-s...

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

So you don’t have to give that government site any clicks. This pops up when you click on it.

CIVILIANS.

Bringing this back bc he got my wheels turning on how we can possibly escape this hellhole. I’m posting all parts. It’s a lil lengthy but please give it a listen. I’d love to hear your thoughts. Also, I understand that we can’t just show up without displacing native Namibians but this is a start

Black people actually did call all of this, so did Indigenous people. White people just thought we were exaggerating because you were fine with the violence toward communities that you thought wouldn't include you. But the thru line from eugenics, bleach, and Ivermectin to here was incredibly clear

I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".

Viva Chicago! 🚲 (Thank you, @laloalcaraz.bsky.social 💙)

This ketamine infused buffoon

Lmaoo this is the only way I say his name too 😂

Lobster can go every. Single. Time. Crab me down (pause)

I’m a crab supremacist

Somebody thinks he’s gonna skip a nap because I’m home and Ms Rachael is on. ABSOLUTELY NOT SIR

I really hate that y’all rediscovered Coach 😭

Welp, shut this shit on down

Hushard lives on forever lol

Avocolada extra kale

Let me get up and get these greens going before my little Mogwai wakes up requesting his daily offering of everything I have lol

There was a time when sleeping in meant something later than past six

17. I would give 2 boobs and a thigh for even 6 consecutive hours of sleep.

Neckbones and smoked meat going. I’ll drop the collards and make the cornbread tomorrow

Oh wow this is EXCELLENT.

Stay right here I’m about to see if you can spend the night 😂 🐶 🐻

You are incorrect so here is some reading material to help you understand why soul food is the universal language of African Americans and how its created, used, & consumed by us ALL OVER AMERICA.

Anyway let me go get my neckbones and greens 😒

So essentially vegetable broth is weird now that it’s greens? Mm. Ok

“Y’all drinking the liquid food was cooked in??” Yes, people across multiple cultures and continents do so, why do you ask? 🤨

If we were talking about Pho or Ramen would this be a question?

Me and I don’t have a stitch of regret