sofia isella is like if fiona apple unhinged her jaw and an angry eldritch horror crawled out of her throat (complimentary)

big day for big hair

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ancestry dot com but for family curses

not sleeping tonight, just wriggling around instead. getting in a full 8 hours of squirmin

one thing you could do on a wednesday night is hit the pen too hard and listen to in rainbows from the basement sessions on the couch on your back like a little bug

why the long pallid mask, buddy?

inhaling deep and creaking like an old ship

inhaling deep and creaking like an old ship

i'm trying to learn how to make some origami pieces, but the tutorials are going too fast and there's no speaking and it's like magician slight of hand and boom now there's this shape and it's giving me a feeling similar to road rage

calamitous broads in your area

tugging on a loose vein in the back of my hand and pulling out my entire circulatory system

<fiona apple voice> ladies ladies ladies ladies

Saw your man clinging to a leaf as it flew past my window

when i die, i should be cremated and my ashes shoved into a giant city fireworks display mortar

my cat has long black hair and whenever i give her a haircut she gets impatient and annoyed right around the time when i have just her legs left to shave, and then she looks like johnny cash in boots and i think it's so funny that i just leave her like that every time

if i had my septum pierced, i'd get fancy jewelry and call it my post nasal drip

lunch break frog update idk

Our Lady of Perpetual Longing

there's a cellar spider in my bathroom with a messed up leg and i want to put him in a little terrarium and nurse him back to health but i also can't sacrifice other insects for that one so i guess i'll just sit here and vibrate for a thousand years

sometimes my neighbor's weed eater sounds like an angry cow

baby squirrels look like if an acorn dreamed about becoming an animal

if the guy in memento could remember where he kept his tattoo gun he prolly coulda made do with a pen and a notebook

she melted

i'm watching pan's labyrinth for the first time

looking forward to telling my racist uncle "sorry you weren't one of god's chosen" at Thanksgiving

i went to heaven and nobody knew you

happy rapture day. i just hope both teams have fun

every work meeting now is a 3 day tent revival for how great ai is i'm so tired

it's fuckboy friday pt 2 breaking dawn: break er? barely knew er

scrabbling around in the damn dirt

if you wear the meta ai glasses i hope they show you visions of your ancestors looking down on you in disgust

i'm so sick. i feel like when ET was in the water

sometimes i look like jennifer beals if jennifer beals never had one good night's sleep in her life

they’re baling me up for the harvest tomorrow

baby squirrels look like if an acorn dreamed about becoming an animal

I volunteer to Quantum Leap

24/7 i am on some bullshit do not step into my dojo

i have decided to get hotter out of spite

Another day turning over every stone at the park until I find you guys

oops i remembered i have free will (derogatory)

i feel like the least they could do is bring back the jello with the foam on top

we're watching the twilight series and 3 movies in, the only thing i've really retained is bella swan is a lil bit of a fuckboy

Went for a walk and saw two dogs

every time i see "lfg" i read it as "looking for group" instead of "let's fucking go" but with the same enthusiasm, which is kinda the attitude you want if you're looking to fill a party to take down a raid boss

every time i see "lfg" i read it as "looking for group" instead of "let's fucking go" but with the same enthusiasm, which is kinda the attitude you want if you're looking to fill a party to take down a raid boss

(pointing at my bed like sleepy Babe Ruth)