I swear to God if Paul George isn't paying resident city wage tax rate

Well well well, if they weren't exactly who we knew they are based on thirty years of evidence #sixers

If Shohei Ohtani and Victor Wembanyama playing sports at the same time isn't a sign of the end of days I don't know what is

the funniest pardon is going to be chauncey billups

Betting on games you play in: awful, uncool, threat to the sport, needs to be banned and illegal Betting in illegal poker ring organized by the mob: insanely cool but unfortunately still needs to be illegal

I knew they'd add a snare to roundball rock I fuckin knew it

The crown jewels of France were only worth a 3 year Aaron Gordon extension?

i can’t believe the chiefs are playing in the sunday 1 pm window. this is exactly like when god assumed mortal form through jesus so he could experience life as man did

Have we passed peak social media? @jburnmurdoch.ft.com here www.ft.com/content/a072...

They need to do this for professional wrestling wikipedias but the granularization just kind of ends

Sixers are back

Don't ever say shit about our bridges again fuckin impressed by a Roy Rodgers ass

I am a little surprised there are 58 million pounds of corn dog available. Is corn dog a commodity?

The sixers to Quentin Grimes and his agent @rtrspodcast.bsky.social

POV you're on your way to the stadium to return kicks for the eagles

Nick Castellanos running at top speed

One of the best offensive players of all time just hit you with 101 4 seamer and 79mph curve back to back wyd

Unfair to Steve Zahn!

Controversial take: the best part of Silence of the Lambs is when Catherine calls the cat in her driveway "lil cheeperr" Runner up is wearing another man's face in what I'm pretty sure is an ambulance and doctors being like "face looks good" before immediately being murdered

Guys bein dudes

@jonbois.bsky.social can you please release the list of all the football team names you have collected ever? I want to read them to my wife out loud to resigned indifference

I mean they do have the meats

Yeah, I’m thinking about Abundance, an abundance of beers.

dak prescott @ityslmemes.com

For all of blueskys faults, the biggest is no matter how many anthropomorphic cartoon accounts I block they multiply like the hydra

The most important thing is that I am again filled with seething hate for everything around me

This is absolutely the funniest statement you could make about this

Waking up to the UNC score and logging on

I would eat the radioactive shrimp. I don’t care anymore.

Lance Stroll certified donkey brains fp2

Kimi Antonelli fp1

True agi

is that what i think it is

?!??!

PHOEBE BRIDGERS: it feels like you played a lot more two-high last year STEVE SPAGNUOLO: that's right, phoebe

Not a menu in sight ... Just lasagna living in the moment

To the tune of

I love this website because sometimes you're replying to someone and they're like "as someone who lives in a bowling alley..."

Doesn't really seem like an "us" type situation you're working with

Fuck dude thank God. I am less capable than a new England ten year old.

Uh yes New York has a signature sandwich it's called a chopped cheese and it's like the drunkest 16 year old you could imagine attempted to make a cheesesteak, but you can also only find it at stores that sell cat litter, so it's better.

Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.