It's always a smart idea to check in with your boss after a strategy meeting

2025: The Year the world kicked itself in the balls

shel silverstein was a prophet

Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man’s Life That Not Giving Him Cancer https://theonion.com/wooden-spoon-only-thing-in-mans-life-that-not-giving-him-cancer/

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The Lions have now lost five of seven since Amon-Ra St. Brown’s stupid Donald Trump dance. Everything Trump Touches Dies.

"You know what'll be great branding? AI slop of me beating up Santa!" - Republican idiot on Christmas 2025

“Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon on Wednesday that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor & strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself.” Obvious to any REAL Christian. #MerryChristmas

NORAD Santa tracker is Woke

uh www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

UPDATE: CNN confirms that "the envelope [holding the Epstein-Nassar Note] was sent from the Metropolitan Correctional Center in New York City [where Epstein was being held] to Nassar"—*and* got vetted by federal officials. Which explains the Virginia postmark (where the FBI is).

“He raped me.” “Donald J Trump had raped her along with Jeffrey Epstein.” “She was found with her head ‘blown off’… there was no way it was a suicide.” Now we’re starting to see why Trump was hiding the Epstein files, and it probably gets much worse.

To quote a wise Ukranian: We are lucky they are so fucking stupid.

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...

This could wind up being the most-watched newsmagazine segment in television history!! Congratulations to the Ellisons and Bari Weiss!!!

Mirrored here for when that gets taken down: archive.org/details/3mam...

So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.

It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans. 🧵 1 of 9

Is it possible for the eagles to not have a 2nd and 9 or longer?

The Epstein file is the only thing Trump has ever taken his name off of

Noem is using the Brown University shooter to end an entire visa program, but it should be noted that Pete Hegseth, just today, murdered more than twice as many people

“Over the course of 11 interviews, Ms. Wiles offered pungent assessments of the president and his team: Mr. Trump “has an alcoholic’s personality.” Vice President JD Vance has “been a conspiracy theorist for a decade” and his conversion from Trump critic to ally…” www.nytimes.com/2025/12/16/u...

Based on EPA per pass play, yesterday was the most efficient game of Jalen Hurts' career and the most efficient game by any QB in a game this season.

This entire weekend

The old bribe your way out of a corruption case play.

Covey a bit of a spark tonight

Down by 7? Insurmountable hole for Patullo and Sirianni's offense.

I've seen this complexion before

Bongino saying the quiet--and cynical--part out loud. In other words: I was making money shoveling conspiracy bullshit without having any facts and conning my audience to make a buck. After I leave the FBI, I will get back to that. What a confession.

He shouldn’t just be pushed out as the House Democrats’ leader; he needs to be primaried out of his seat entirely. Just a complete waste of a deep blue seat.

Trump's Cueller pardon is an reaffirmation of his support for all corruption, and especially foreign bribery. This is great news for alleged foreign influence agents Robert Menendez (Egypt, Qatar), Pras Michel (Malaysia, China), and maybe Miles Guo (China?).

Unless proven otherwise, every Republican in Congress supports this image:

When you stayed up too late shitposting.

Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market

Alina Habba’s parents emigrated to the US from Iraq citing persecution.

Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild: Sea Otter Alligator Rattlesnake Elephant Seal Fireflies

Eagles were obviously broken 2 months ago, and they still haven't adjusted.

Eagles aint been the same since Saquon took that pic with Felon 47.

Someday I hope to watch an eagles game again that doesn't end with me saying "well that was fucking ugly"

If this game is what gets Patullo fired maybe that's a net win.

Most depressingly lopsided 10-3 game I've seen in a while.

To be explicit, we executed a German U-Boat commander who said he had to sink lifesaving gear / “inadvertently” kill survivors because it might give away his position, thereby potentially resulting in the loss of his submarine. We executed multiple members of that crew.

Lions Packers Score making Eagles Defensive performance against those teams look more impressive... while simultaneously making their offensive performance against them look sadder.

Happy Thanksgiving, America!