The Steelers look like musturd.

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

Been thinking about this excerpt from a Facebook post by black historian Jermaine Fowler. He articulates the problem so, so well.

FILL IN THE OVAL FIND CUOMO ON THE BALLOT

If you imagine the cast of dodgeball in place of the actors in F1, the movie hits 100%

There really needs to be a nascar f1 crossover event

Lmao at the “per the bylaws” line in f1

I definitely misunderstood f1 the first couple times I watched it.

Irish may be the correct accent in the English language.

Only murders was losing me this season but the latest episode was really good. Everyone feels like they’re in their element again finally.

You should be able to find jobs by searching "guy who shows up on time and generally does what he's supposed to"

Learning that my 3yr old is ICE

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oh okay no concerns then *DRAFTKINGS SAYS IT WORKS WITH NBA TO ENSURE BETTING INTEGRITY

Pokémon was created to groom children into birding.

This is what I hear any time someone says McConkey youtu.be/4_X1rhOq6BU?...

I just had the best wrapped cheesy bean and rice burrito.

"You would lose this argument even if you were right" is something more people need to be told about their rhetorical skills.

You do love to see it

Really looking forward to meeting our new healthcare option. I’m sure United has my best interest in mind.

This is so funny youtu.be/YBDgqBA7vrc?...

An airplane is the best place to watch a movie.

new stephen king novel about nazi oyster farmer in maine that went overseas to kill people for money and came back hungry for power

Nobody was wondering what Jane Goodall’s cause of death was. She was very old, we get it.

Yes, vegetable flan, that's jolly nice. I like harvest salad with whortleberries, pear and plum pudden, hot scones with honeymaple preserves, lashin's o' the stuff! Er, spiced apple an' damson pie, blackcurrant tart, orchard fruit cake with a wedge of cheese, anythin' like that.

Air Bud did the louvre job

Katy Perry Releases New Single About Superiority Of Canadian Manufacturing

Yes I would wear this

The Louvre?

There was a thick mushroom stew, warm harvest bread, a deep dish of cheese'n'leek bake, and a cherry cake with meadowcream. After the meal, they sipped herbal tea.

My little soda POP

We need a Mike Pereira of the left.

The colts are insane right now

The Colts are giving me faith in humanity again

McConkey is a funny name

The Chargers look like the Savannah Bananas (derogatory)

Wowowow the colts are on it already

Nothing better than a crime drama under two hours

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Huntrix don’t miss iykwim

the US government has arrived on bluesky

What should I print next?

How are people deciding to shave their head and how scary is it committing to it the first time

I support everyone giving vast sums of money to Andrew Cuomo. It’s the “lighting a million quid on fire” art piece but this time performed by the worst people in the world.

Joe Flacco should just be employed permanently by the NFL and dispatched to whichever team needs him the most at any given time