It doesn't explain his relationship to the rest of the human race but a big part of RFK Jr.'s broader damage is clearly trying to find out if he can die. I guess if I had lived a life like his and was somehow still around drinking out of puddles at 72 I'd have some questions on that as well.

hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message: - the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next - a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9

is there a way of tearing down society and enriching billionaires that the left *is* excited about

Gonna become a Pilates girlie

Halloween costume idea: be John Wick by wearing a suit but you’ve never even any of the movies so you talk in Batman voice all night

It rules that there’s an Olympic sport thats just “run uphill with skis”

Invoking wealthy class solidarity to excuse sex crimes against children is sorta the Epstein Class in a nutshell

No offense but AI can’t take my job because I create things in the physical world

Wishing Dave Portnoy a very eat shit in hell bitch

To put that in perspective: thats almost as many pyrotechnics as an average Erika Kirk appearance

oh that’s why she lost

The Two Towers is the most poetic of the Lord of the Rings trilogy

Made a comment on TikTok saying In Bruges a criminally underrated film and for some reason that caused a bunch of people to scream at me

In anything close to a just world, everyone involved in Grok would be imprisoned along with every last person who participated

16 Windiana

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

IT WAS ALWAYS GOING TO END ON A CARSON BECK INTERCEPTION

LOAD-BEARING CARSON BECK

Consider an entire team of killdozers

Yeah so they called it Weapons and it’s about a bunch of kids at a random school in a random town in America disappearing and there’s a dream sequence where one of the fathers sees an AR, but I’m not sure what it’s about

perfect, Louvre this thing now

Curt knows the skycam is on him and he is not pleased

in my 2026 flow hydrated moisturized ten yards away from the nearest person actualizing

Deboer shoulda taken the Michigan job

I’m in the stands with the dumbest Miami fans alive, we’re all eating paint chips from a bucket and yelling “rent free!” because it feels good, later we’re going to the worst bar you’ve ever seen and getting into a fight with a guy named Dante

Don’t rely on the kicker imo

BREAKING: Suspect in Brown University shooting found dead from self-inflicted gunshot wound at New Hampshire storage facility - Fox

the happiest man in the world

The guys who rioted during covid lockdowns because they couldn't get a harcut or harass food servers are going to fold on day 2 of the civil war, if they manage to survive that long

these people aren't good at their jobs and im tired of their constant threats. fuck off

Can’t trust anyone who has Morgan Wallen in their Spotify wrapped

Gotta be rough to be an influencer. You get popular for a moment in time then slowly resort to hopping on every meme trend to chase engagement

Better than a semicolon

The 11/11 aurora

schumer asked fetterman to cave and he thought schumer was telling him to go home. just a little morning humor for you ha ha. anyways fuck chuck schumer

They should invent a California where you can afford to live

You can tell Apple is using AI bullshit for their spellcheck because it sucks fucking ass now. Multitudes worse than it was a decade ago. Just moving backwards for to implement shit that doesn’t work and nobody wants

This is extremely @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social coded

as this goes on while i grow older, i am very much feeling like a creature of another time. obviously things have always been more or less this way my entire life but as the last vestiges of truth, shared obligations, a loose moral framework get sheared away, i feel increasingly out of place

American law, it seems to me, exists to create a condition of constant titillation for people whose material needs are never unmet, but whose appetites have been teased into a state of ungovernable sadism by sloganeering & advertising that promises a return to a world that never existed & never will

i think this is the funniest* thing he's ever done, just on symbolism and optics alone. *mitigating factor in the humor: this man does not intend to leave in 3 years

My apartment building recently got sold and it’s pretty clear during the sale they overlooked explaining that the building’s heating is on a central radiator system because nobody’s turned it on

Ortiz was absolutely loving this sitting between AROD and Jeter

Made a comment on a Bloomberg TikTok and now there are libertarians in the replies blabbering about the gold standard

Why does stainless steel smell like that

Shooters are just going to inscribe increasingly incoherent contradictory and deeply ironic messages on the casings for their crimes.

So happy more people are realizing peaches belong on pizza

Trump should’ve realized people would still be talking about CK 10 days after he had him 😵😵😵 to get the headlines off the Epstein stuff so now he’s mad