You just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

TSA: "shoes off" ME, in my flow state: "that's $50 extra, $60 extra if your friend watches" TSA: "miss, please come with us over here." ME, STILL in my flow state: "okay, but tHAT'S AN EXTRA $300, or $450 if you want me to act like im happy"

something i had completely forgotten about was that MTG was only elected to congress for the first time in 2020. she basically only made it through 11 months of an actual trump presidency

Damn, Justice is not in a good place.

Im not sure. We should distribute some out to test this theory.

Well I'm a little beggarman and begging I have been For three score or more on the little isle of green And I'm known from the Liffey from the basement to the zoo And I'm known by the name of old Johnny Dhu

Somebody wants cuddles this morning.

swallowed rank pip

But-Leo-rian Jihad now. I am appreciating the new pope.

What an absurd day. 5 stars.

I was down a wiki hole for 15 minutes. What’d I miss?

I don’t trust today. It’s been far too fun.

Folks, Zohran Mamdani—smart guy, reminds me of a young me—you know what he said, I told him, “Zohran, I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna say the shahada,” and he said to me “Mr. President, you should say a third line confirming your belief in the wilayat of Ali,” should we do it folks? Should we say it?

Miller got ahold of the phone again.

Noting the congressional pension is based on service time, it kicks in at 5 years and her retirement date - Jan. 5, 2026 - will be the first business day after she passes five years since her first swearing in. bsky.app/profile/heli...

Bwhahaha. Seethe, you petty little bastards.

OMG 😂

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

Fun facts from Fred!

That lady who said he doesn’t like things broke him.

Excellent thread. We must become Butlerian in our outlook.

Watch out for Purple Krystal, COBRAs middle aged menace.

Great question. Has he?

i want enemies

This is terrible and I love it.

Here's Sean Connery in Zardoz, a movie I have not seen

Release. The. Files.

This was a good article. I appreciated her point about how it feels like the tech bubble pop. broligarchy.substack.com/p/the-great-...

This is the dumbest timeline.

What an odd thing to say.

Terrible staff because of terrible leadership.

Go Bears!

Damn. That’s beautiful

Look at all of this cheap shit. Now imagine the gold bling is cats. Dusty ceramic cat statues, little embroidered pictures of cats, old framed posters of cats so old the ink has faded. This is a crazy cat man but for bling.

Great article. Also, we’re starting the Butlerian Jihad up.

the scramble for GOP hopefuls to distance themselves from Trump as the ship goes down is going to be crazy and the most important thing to do is sink all the lifeboats none of them are allowed to escape his legacy

Bill needs to say that it’s true and it was the finest, most well practiced bj he’s ever had.

Stonks seem sad this week.

Damn. Spot on.

Oh god is the reason why Trump is so much more unstable term 2 is because Epstein is dead???

I was raised in a Pentecostal sect, so my knowledge of the Roman Catholic church is limited. However, pretty sure one never wants to be on the actual target list from the Pope.

Dudes been on a mission from God For a while.

Bill Clinton's impeachment is twice as old as the girls Trump was molesting with his best friend Epstein

Fatality.

The Democrats are not at fault for anything going badly in your life right now.

Man the Republicans are some gods damned monsters. Hate them quite a lot. Never get distracted from the real enemy.