Donald Trump--hostile takeover specialist

The Trump Doctrine is, essentially: “Who’s gonna stop you?”

Regarding the GOP's bogus healthcare plan, what no one bothers to ask them is what the goal of their "plan" is, and what problems they believe need fixing. In truth, they have no plan because they agree that healthcare should be profitable for private insurers, and that affordablity, reliable

The boats the regime is claiming are going from Venezuela to the US would need to refuel over 20 times to get to Miami. They are lying to us.

“Trump is a murderer and he tried to violently overthrow the government and is the worst person on planet earth and the military should disobey his orders because they are so illegal but also I am against removing him office.” -The Democrats

Actual NY Times, not Pitchbot: "Critics are outraged over President Trump’s demolition of the East Wing to make way for his $300 million ballroom. Others say it was time for change."

imagine joking “i wouldnt give speeches in utah right now”

Excellent

Live your life in such a way that when you die, people aren’t able to cite thousands of comments you’ve made advocating the deaths of others.

To be a straight white male in the media is to have the entire universe bow and scrape before you even though you have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about.

Absolutely the right terminology

Couldn’t agree more

ABC is still traumatized by the lawsuit they stupidly settled.

Preach

Nice to see we still have a sense of humor

You need Schooley’s humor

Favorite song? ...."From a Buick 6"

Googling sad versions of YMCA just in case

Dying, the last distraction.

“Reign of mass destruction” is the best characterization I’ve heard so far.

Please follow Oliver

It's time to remove Robert F. Kennedy Jr from government before he kills us all

every day