Adorable!

if five people like this post I’ll get drunk this weekend and make this

To add to this thread which you should read if you're interested in the business of writing, I am a NYT Bestseller. I technically make a living from Hood Feminism, though I wouldn't say I make a great living from it. I earned out a 6 figure advance in my first year, and have sold almost 400K books

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Everything is happening all at once at work in a way that is gonna make me go home and DRINK

i beg to differ

How it feels having friends to talk to every day about fictional characters doing the most horny, depraved shit

Tabletop Game Shop Simulator was released with "Very Positive" reviews on Steam! "Run your own tabletop game shop! Stock shelves, glue & paint minis, battle customers on game night…." Looking for creators interested in trying it out! Reply here if interested!

Webb's #NIRSpec has helped astronomers weigh up a supermassive black hole in the early Universe – and found it much more massive than expected. Read more 👉 www.esa.int/Science_Expl... 🧪 🔭

I'm a total sicko for airships, any time I see something way too big to be a plane flying around in spite of all known laws of aviation I am hooting and/or hollering

A 20 year old woman in Minnesota was murdered at work by a coworker this week. Why? He didn't like the way she looked at him. And people are judging her gender presentation in an effort to justify her murder. America hates women. And children. It hates Black, Indigenous, Latine and Asian people too

Being a parent is so cool. I can’t wait for my buddy to wake up tomorrow and see all the dinosaur stuff setup for his party.

Timeline cleanse: A sunbird. I am proud to say I’ve seen a sunbird in person. 😊

Not to say my lady is a true yapper, but one time in Cheers, she out talked two people that just did bumps of coke. She doesn't do any drugs and had no idea, just out yapped them boys with pure love for the game.

and so begins the annual tradition of the cats slowly figuring out ways to fuck with the tree

This goes back to an ongoing conversation I'm in about givers vs takers. And how it's often seen as a norm in romantic relationships to put up with behaviors that are unacceptable in any other relationship dynamic. IME takers aren't gender specific, but we do accept more of the behavior from cis men

This is a BFD if y'all know Georgia politics. The GOP had a strangle hold on the a public service commission who have been giving big data centers a free ride with the average Joe paying massive increases to subsidize them. Hopefully this is the beginning of the shift.

BIG news for black hole enthusiasts (me) www.yahoo.com/news/article...

I'm doing everything in my power to not make eye contact with this bowl of leftover halloween candy someone brought in

Cardi is hilarious 😂😂

I added potatoes to my candy bowl this year just to spice things up and so far it’s a hit

BOSTON (AP) — Judges order the federal government to use contingency funds for SNAP food aid payments during the shutdown.

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I have been obsessively refreshing my email all week to hear back about if I've been chosen as the bone marrow donor and they JUST sent me something and I omgomgomg I gotta wait till there's a lull at work bc it just got rly busy but OMGOMG OMGOMG

Absolutely having vodka and lunchables for communion

Was putting my face on and missed a call from my dad. Saw this text and called him back. (This is a nice story. Also his name is not Bob. That’s what the grandkids call him. Long and unrelated story.)

And yes, this is a small round white pumpkin shoved (with quite a lot of effort, what a VERY ODD physical sensation) into a carved large orange pumpkin to make an eyeball.

Gonna celebrate Halloween by getting tipsy and making churro bites, stumbled across an air fryer recipe but I might just fry them the regular way. Might do a cheesecake dip to go with them. Oh, gotta take down my hair too

It's probably bc I'm not still fully caught up on sleep but I wanna cry ugh

AYE. IF YOUR STATE/COUNTY IS HOLDING ELECTIONS, GO VOTE. DO YOUR RESEARCH AND GO VOTE. YOUR LOCAL ELECTIONS AFFECT YOU JUST AS MUCH, IF NOT MORE, THAN THE NATIONAL ONES. WE ALL HAVE A LOT TO SAY, SO MAKE YOUR POINT HEARD AT THE POLLS.

The government shutdown has put SNAP benefits at risk for millions of Americans. Travis Peters, an urban farmer in Detroit, is giving out free produce tomorrow 'If it's getting tight, my food is free. Don’t even sweat that'

If Washington won’t lead, Minnesota will. Trump is holding our tax dollars hostage and cutting off the funding that keeps 440,000 Minnesotans from hunger. I just announced $4 million in new funding for Minnesota’s food shelves to help our neighbors weather the storm.

If my flight gets pushed back one more time it's gonna be my 13th reason, as the youths say

Middle seat empty so I can girlspread on this plane

Listen… stop being above it for once and give yourself permission to indulge in the slop of monster loving

“I was a fool then but I’m not now” GROWTH

“It gets better” okay WHEN

16 hours in Tokyo and my asshole has never felt cleaner

how i look when ive been reading in bed in the same position for two hours

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

Federal employees eat free today at Maketto from 11 am to 2 pm — just bring your government or contractor ID:

My cousin has always had this fantasy about spending christmas in ny (bc of Home Alone lol) and honestly it's not a bad wish, I just know the odds of it actually happening unless one of them hits lotto are like 1%. But I do like planning stuff, it'd be so cute

it's infuriating that people use Jesus to defend toxic masculinity, when Jesus is a prime example of NON-toxic masculinity. he was nonviolent, he defended women, he loved outcasts, he was compassionate and generous, he stood for justice and mercy, and he laid down his life for the people he loved.

BIG BOAT STUCK

thinking about the time a cool Instagram fashion account asked me to name my favorite products and i didn't know i was supposed to name fashion products, so i said pigeon food because i like feeding pigeons and their followers were like "why the fuck do i need pigeon food for my outfit?"

Mother sauce 101.

Speaking of anime… I don’t know what this Is… but i can’t stop watching it