not in a million years would i have guessed this was made not by a far right wing youtuber but the fucking japan ground self defense forces

You should know I'm not fascinated by the keys you're jingling in front of me because I'm a baby. It's intellectual for me. I'm contemplating the nature of the keys

rode the LA metro for the first time bc of the new stations near me and got from west LA to dtla in literally 15 minutes. what are we doing. it was fine. it was fast and easy. why does this need to be car city. why do local city officials hate this. im going to microwave u all

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i felt cute this morning in my outfit for today's work event. not 12 hrs later im curled up in my hotel bed with post nasal daggers, unable to attend the gala i dressed up for. every biz trip i go on is cursed but especially the ones to florida, a cursed place in and of itself that cursed me in turn

why he look ai generated

one day of this and i’d start talking like barrett in ff7

lol silverlake based

i found my galaxy lamp do u think she likes it

who's that

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hiiii if anyone has the ability to chip in for yu, they just got out of a very toxic and verbally abusive relationship wherein the partner held the reigns financially. in cutting them out they are struggling to find some financial stability. anything helps!!

I say "here come da ladle" with alarming regularity

do u think they like their new cat tree

see? here's the thing. A lot of people are like, the earth is fucked, it's beyond salvation, it's hit the tipping point, but time and time again we see that if we just fucking fixed the problem, it rebounds so incredibly fast. Imagine what could be done if people actually cared

my personal life may be in shamblez but damn if i won't look cute for a webinar

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having my birthday on intl women's day means that everyone is celebrating me specifically and i just love that. thank you everyone

Girl who's into praise kink but also power scaling: but am I a good enough girl to defeat Goku

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If you're in the game industry and use LinkedIn, please do me a favor and share my post about Sentona Games screwing me out of money I'm owed. Thank you

yo what do u do when u anticipate being broken up with soon by the only person u have ever loved. ive already booked a therapy session dont worry. what else

I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly

It's pretty amazing to me the amount of shit that apparently you can Just Do as an NYC mayor. It makes basically every other American politician look like an incompetent loser. What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??

Typical Meiji Government behavior

when i get angry at work i tend to rage-scroll and update my resume on indeed. so i did and two recruiters contacted me with jobs that are most definitely lower pay, worse hours, and more in-office. the world is my room-temp oyster fellas

my hair looked soooo good on todays webinar

@antlervel.vet i found you on my dash

influx of followers. why. who told u to follow me. who said i was cool. they lied

Imagining Jack Frost, Pikachu, and Agumon having a conversation

you can love a character and still admit when they're wrong. we love Shadow but we can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and we can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he has never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out on his actions (which are always correct)

People who criticize transgender people say there are only two genders. But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡

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lol at this response to a “man on the street” interview with protestors at the Tesla diner

It's hot every day, let's play in the pool カワウソなのでお水遊びが大好きですっ☆

Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20.bsky.social On a Bus! 🚌 DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!

it's nice that even with the color totally leeched out of it, my hair fades nicely enough that i still get compliments as if it was intentional. shout-out to my hair gal margie ur a fuckin gem

my hair......... it's long now...............

Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky

i continue to have a zero-tolerance policy with this shit. stop using spotify. i dont care what you replace it with. fuck your playlists, fuck your discover feed. STOP USING SPOTIFY.

got reminded of this