THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS ARE SUPER BOWL CHAMPS BEVEL EM

This is also a field test. If the press lets them muddy the waters on executing a woman in Minneapolis despite multiple witnesses and video recordings clearly depicting what happened, the message they'll take away is that there's nothing they can't get away with. Nothing.

The Indiana Senate this afternoon rejected a new congressional map that’d have locked in an all-GOP delegation. A majority of GOP senators opposed the proposal, defying months of threats from the White House. indianacapitalchroni...

@sickoscommittee.org Wyoming just completed their second pass of the game. It is the third quarter

@schumer.senate.gov On January 1, I will no longer be able to afford health insurance. Thanks

🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.

@notmrtibbs.com oh hey

Zohran Mamdani has won, & will be the next mayor of NYC.

To anyone not into baseball I’m sorry but also get into baseball

the stadium stopped selling alcohol seven innings ago. everyone at this game is sober now

How long until they let Shane Bieber play shortstop

We’ve progressed from watching the baseball game to being held hostage by the baseball game.

🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.

talk about double trouble: two new york baseball teams are headed to the postseason. or i mean talk about single trouble: a new york baseball team is headed to the postseason

NEW: Arkansas announced plans for a mega prison in a rural town. Since then, locals are organizing to stop it. At first they opposed it in their own town. But some now say they've taken a more critical look at how we incarcerate in the country. make time for this new feature, you won't regret it

Happy birthday (anniversary?) to the show that made it ok for weird little kids like me to be interested in weird, spooky things.

🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.

41-40 is scorigami, congrats everybody

NEW: Kristi Noem, while governor of South Dakota, supplemented her roughly $130,000 salary by secretly accepting $80,000 donated to a political nonprofit she was affiliated with, records show. She never disclosed this income on federal ethics forms.

punting on 2nd and 3 at the opponent’s 20 is something we will never ever see in football, because if a coach was trying to throw a game there are many more subtle ways of doing so. this is probably the closest thing to that we’re likely to see

Jake Sherman is reporting that the Medicaid gender affirming care ban has been removed from the reconciliation bill! Huge news!

we need to increase immigration. we have not replaced enough white people yet

despite everything, palestine will one day be free

RESULT: Omaha's Republican Mayor Jean Stothert just lost to her Democratic challenger John Ewing. Stothert, who was running for a fourth term, resorted to anti-trans ads and messaging around who uses bathrooms in the final stretch of the campaign. Ewing will be Omaha's first Black mayor.

Heading into tonight, Omaha was the nation's 6th most populous city with a Republican mayor — no more.

The as a 24 year old, the pope was almost certainly aware of Disco demolition night at Comiskey

WHAT

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social I mean c'mon

it is so deeply gratifying that Elon Musk stumbled upon a race that he'd never heard of before in a state he was probably only vaguely familiar with, made it his whole personality for a month, claimed that western civilization was on the line, committed felonies, spent millions, and FUCKING LOST

can someone check on Elon Musk? I want to make sure he is doing very bad

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

Can't wait to get a bowl of chili, sit down with my closest friends, and cheer on Robert Mueller and the rule of law

WYOMING PICKS IT OFF TO SEAL THE UPSET OVER WAZZU! WHAT A WIN FOR THE COWBOYS

Gotta say it's so nice to see updates about baseball trades or local election results without having to scroll past someone named "1488forever" tweeting about raw milk or something