Oh god, tomodachi life in less than a week I really gotta get to work on all my personal projects before this game eats up months of my time

When humanity has gone too far, awaken from your deep slumber and wreak havoc across a small suburban town until nothing is left. Giant Fucking Skeleton is available now on the eShop for the Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems!

I love lvfc. I'd love to go to one someday

pov: you're making history. you're working with the most advanced technology in the world. outlook still doesn't fucking work.

eyy where does a wolf apply for creative bankruptcy around ereee

Commission for @xett.bsky.social !

Anyone involved in perpetuating the broken American healthcare system deserves the death penalty, no exceptions. This post brought to you by having to interact with the American healthcare system

macro march: roo edition

40 Year Old Man BTW

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier

looking at the work ahead of us probably the single most impactful fix you could put in place would be to legally turbo-charge and also destigmatize unionization nationally (card count, revitalized NLRB, make "right to work" illegal, etc). number 2 is rabidly aggressive antitrust enforcement

virtually every main social ill we face right now is downstream from the fact that rich people have more money than they know what to do with. national security risk

friend, this is Marcus Junius Brutus CAESAR has declared himself DICTATOR FOR LIFE and MUST BE STOPPED can you rush a donation of ten denarii today to show that you STAND WITH THE REPUBLIC?

you right now probably

monday.exe

Streetrat!

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

these craven fucks are lower than dirt. dogshit opposition party

I actually did the thing I said I would. Or at least, I'm in the process of doing the thing. It's actually gotten me excited about writing and organizing my thoughts But I think it might have killed my desire to really engage with social media too deeply. Probably for the best, but kinda scary.

"Check out these spots!"

hubo una vez un gran rey que tenía muchas tierras un castillo y también un amor

cheers! by @momamo.bsky.social

me again

What you idiot commies don’t understand is that if we tax rich people they will JUST LEAVE, depriving our nation of tax cheats, political bribery, and national acts of perversion

Thinking about teaching myself html and making a neocities site to just, do whatever the hell I want with....

anxious

God what a nightmarish day it's been

yes, the wheels of justice are slow. agonizingly, excruciatingly slow. and oftentimes they miss or go off the tracks entirely. in fact most of the time. but occasionally, very infrequently, that big wheel of justice delivers theoretical remuneration for a handful of vested business interests

Yeah I think I'm taking a different kind of shower tonight (getting hosed down by a broken sump pump spraying water everywhere )

Comfort within a living space

busy people

Word. Well, words.

and there it basically is. This is one of the reasons they are trying to force putting your IDs on the internet.

I keep seeing folks say they'll just accept a Teen Friendly account on Discord rather than scan or ID and I don't know if I wanna mass normalize leaving NSFW pals out in the cold yet again. Especially with all the censorship stuff goin on I think we gotta stand with the freaks now more than ever.

Anyway cancel your nitro you cowards

I really don't want to have to find a discord alternative but it's looking increasingly likely Under no circumstances am I going to be uploading my ID to the blatant DHS spyware company, and neither should you, to be honest

So chill… Commission for @rainnyeen.bsky.social!

Clowny draw for the nfc theme!

Really funny how the ruling class keeps justifying infringing on our liberties with "we gotta protect the children" while bombing palestinian children, protecting a global billionaire network of child trafficking, and building measles infested children prisons

Apparently my company has some sort of corporate sponsorship thing with Amazon/Mr beast or something So they were handing out these to all of us this morning as some sort of promotional thing lmao To quote our store manager handing them out, "They're uh... alright."

kangaroo?

"oh gross thats a gooner game" who cares man I'll jack off to your favorite game anyways. cranking my hog to call of duty. masturbating to sim city 200. im busting nuts to bejewled. fuck you.

yes but that does not excuse their imperialism in kuwait, iraq, and afghanistan