fuck AI i want art made by PERVERTS. AI can never be a PERVERT

Entering my crepuscular era

WIP

call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it

Disco Elysium Dance 🕺🕺✨

mood at the transgender coffee shop jubilant this morning as we *all* donned our burqas and left offerings at the shrine to Marx

Donna Haraway charging up right now, readying the ball lightning attack

"What should poor people be allowed to eat?" seems to be a burning question for those who aren't poor, have never been poor, and can afford to eat what they like, but want to keep poor people from eating anything that tastes really good. "No fresh meat," said Iowa, a few years ago.

We are being ruled by absolute losers

I am personally trying to make this platform more toxic and hateful.

My platform has three parts: -Woke counterreformation -Unlimited Butlerian jihad -Reconstruction 2

all the anxiety human evolution developed to help me spot bears now kicks in when i have to answer emails

but like fr

mom can you pick me up they're transvestigating voltorb

OC ⛓️

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

All hell can’t stop us now.

Fork found in kitchen.

This shit about “Bari Weiss is a feminist girlboss” is actually the logical conclusion of allowing DEI to be a substitute for actual structural change to end white supremacy and patriarchy

The inflatables have made it to Broadview.

New essay up on creating.care highlighting some of the work I've contributed to in mapping racial covenants in Ann Arbor #a2council (Subscribe to the newsletter, it's free!) Mapping segregation, and the promise of unveiling creating.care/p/mapping-se...

I'm so happy for the baseball fandom or sorry that happened to you

outside wolf

topical

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

ⓘ t𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘶𝘨𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘴. 𝘪 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴. 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴. 𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘣𝘰𝘯𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘴. 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘢𝘣𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘴. 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘬𝘰𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘐𝘐𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

The father—who's lived in the U.S. for over two decades and has an active asylum application—was reportedly driving with his daughter when he called his wife and said someone seemed to be following them. When they got home, agents got hold of the child. trib.al/VFuC1v3

the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.

sometimes the google AI overview will be like "your question is too general, you must be more specific" and it's like bitch I'm not trying to talk to you anyway

*Banned from the rapture for calling it “uppies”*

The circumstances of Mr. Escobar's arrest are even worse than the brief summary above. He repeatedly tried to tell the immigration officials that he had papers while they were arresting him. In response, a federal agent said "No you don't. You are illegal," and "Shut up, bitch! You're illegal."

The offer made to women in the enticement to become trad wives is the same as the offer made to citizens in the enticement to embrace authoritarianism: give up. Abandon the aspiration to self rule. It’s imprisonment recast as rest and relief.

the seething jealousy among american middle class of educated immigrants is unreal, that's the primary driver of this entire thing. sorry Brandon you would have fucking failed Calc 2 even without Suraj ruining the curve, because you're an idiot

LRT got me thinking about the time Susan Sontag got nationally raked over the coals because of the eminently reasonable (and frankly? just correct) piece she wrote for the New Yorker in the wake of 9/11. We really never metabolized that as a country lol.

It is wild that Charlie Kirk of all things is becoming *the* litmus test. Even just talking about the event publicly without a sufficient supply of sackcloth and ashes is cast as "promoting political violence." I haven't seen this kind of mandatory performance of allegiance and piety since 9/11.

[flexing my damn strangth muscles] im dogy

I am available to give a talk on the underappreciated virtues of D&D 4th edition. I will not be silenced!

I am going to post this once, and I'm not going to argue about it. We have pretty strong evidence that Charlie Kirk's murderer was motivated by frustration with the "hate" in Kirk's politics. We have no evidence that he was a Groyper. slate.com/life/2025/09...

can i offer you chappell roans 2024 single "good luck babe" in these trying times?

so ICE murdered a father in cold blood from a routine traffic stop, we're murdering random Venezuelans in foreign waters, we're shackling S. Koreans for building the factories we need to keep the southern economy alive, and we have a majority party trying to tie passport status to political views

yearning

Leftists love to watch capital just doing capital things and be like "no... this isnt even capitalism anymore... this is neo cybernetic Christo poly continental petro monarchical crypto kyriaslopitalism..."

Each alleged mass shooter is even more On the Computer All the Time than the previous one. Probably nothing to worry about there

going outside to get a feel for the vibes going back inside because the vibes are No Good

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

wow. are you using *seasoned* rice vinegar in your recipe? AND sesame oil? we should have sex right now.