If you've never picked up your cat and pretended they're a shotgun, do you even have a cat?

ate a whole walnut for breakfast

Where the magic happens✨

There was no answer.

Water chestnuts are underrated all-stars

Small progress on the display of goodies. It’s gonna be a process.

FOOD/FRUITS.GIF

Learned to make my own espresso martini and I’m in trouble

My babies :)

Toad went back to bed. He pulled the covers over his head and fell asleep.

Really clear night. Got much better images of Orion nebula and Andromeda galaxy, M31, than posted last time. And took longer exposures. Enjoy

i felt the context was needed, as she grew kinda sideways and stayed much smaller than her sister plant. i have her staked and tied lightly for now, but any advice? should i try scrog? #cannabis #cannabiscommunity #weed

Pink Mist :)

̶C̶o̶n̶f̶o̶r̶m̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶G̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶ Divorce Gate Conformity Gate???

😉☀️

Happy birthed-day to meeee🧚🏼

Twerker Mother England and Wales, Birth Registration Index, 1837-2008

2v8 WITH Robin 👾

MAMMALS/WILD19.GIF

Turning 36 is gonna be lit 🙈

Oh, okay. Apparently we’re in spring now.

tooting my own horn rn. some would say i'm sucking my own dick

Conformity Gate 💔

Doodle of a weird bird

If conformity gate is real I’m not hiding my excitement about it. I want to believe 😭

The northerner effect 🌬️

Usually weary of making generalized posts or using too much sarcasm online because there’s always a few guilty consciouses and monitoring spirits who wanna make the shoe fit. But I mean, if it resonates go ahead and cram it in there, I guess.

I think I’m ready for this again.

Children are not pawns. The older they get the more they’ll realize, so just don’t.

it's a dragonforce morning

I was able to lose ~10lbs over the holidays, which was one step of the program in order to even be referred for the medication. But the coordinator hasn’t called me the last two times that she scheduled to. I’m gonna keep doing my part but I have genuine complaints.

Playing the dbd ptb for the first time so I can play Robin :)

“And similar to Linkin Park vibes, here’s twenty one pilots” Uhhh suck a dick and don’t ever lie to my face???

Seedlings got repotted over the weekend and more dirt comes today. Clones and houseplants are up next.

Weewooweewooweewoo

My son put it best when he was a young kid: "Cats are great because you get happy every time you encounter them. You turn a corner, and there's a cat there, and it's like there's a cat, and that's great." I always think about it whenever I turn a corner and encounter a cat.

That's the moon on the far left just shining through the trees

I’m so fed up with the VA 🫠

An item I don’t use enough but still love

More mountain crawling today…

2026, the year of the bitch. Just has a better ring to it.

It’s sweet potato night

I played a few games of dbd as killer to finish out the winter event and it made me realize how much I love darktide.

It’s Sunday funday, pour some energy drink into the bong

time to smoke some joints and cuddle my cats

in addition to giving him big muscles, spinach gave Popeye a ten hour boner