if you take a big enough bong hit you open a portal to a different realm

Stay-away juice 😈

Last looks <3

Youngest son just crawled thru the in law's dog door and said "I got that dawg in me"

Finally used up my lil can of paint to decide if I really wanna do it and I do.

And the cycle continues..

Ernest Goes to Confession

At least this year we’ve already got ac units and them bad boys are up already.

Lord, give me the strength to say it with my chest. Amen.

Y'all. My garden is filling me with such happiness right now. I honestly cannot remember not being sad. But today I am not sad.

Seen on my walk to the bus stop

xoxo <3

Used to think they hate us cuz they ain't us but it's actually cuz of who we are and what we stand for.

Who’s that wonderful girl✨

Fanny Snort Canada, Passenger Lists, 1881-1922

👁️👁️👁️

I will do something to make the world worse today.

Sour Orange :)

owl study

Alright autoflowers, don’t let me down 😭

Gonna space the bugleweed out towards the lawn more and I’ll calm down after I get a few more fillers towards the end. Then back to removing more bastards.

too many stupid people have money; that's why I'm launching protein cigarettes

Pandemonium

Hit up a couple local greenhouses and found some more front yard friends :))

White Widow wrappin up :)

“Focus on the experience, not the outcome.“

My only gripe is that I need to find or make an adapter so joints don’t go as far in. Otherwise this is so neat :)

she always knows all the best dumpsters 💕

Two more wheelbarrows of mint roots..

Picked up a couple of these to try out and if they didn’t have sooo much sugar, I’d probably grab em more often.

People ask me how I know the mushrooms are nice and it’s because my heart tells me so and you cannot change that

Workin on it..

wearing the constant dread as badge of horror

Toad looked at the ground again. The seeds did not start to grow. Toad put his head very close to the ground and shouted, “NOW SEEDS, START GROWING!”

She did so well 😭

I Douche United States, Census, 1940

telling myself ‘girl it’s not that serious’ as i try to dodge a panic attack

Finally getting in touch with the right people out here to help us with the yard. Met with a new tree guy who put me in touch with someone who might be able to till the pool area and some info for getting the shed moved. Slow and steady.. and expensive..

Fatsia cosplaying as cannabis

I will not pay for a ppv fight, but I’d pay to see his death sentence live broadcasted.

'Secret Garden'

I don’t know why I didn’t expect this to happen, but the good news is the sunflower seeds from everyone last year all took. I don’t even know if I should just nute em all up and let em fight it out or try to transplant. Oops.

Sour Orange :)

Experience the majestic pit toilets of the west

It’s cinco de mayo but I’ve had half of two beers this entire year. My body just says no now. Tacos and kombucha 😎

Just found out there should be a mandatory full property tax exemption for 100% disabled veterans put in place next year, which would eliminate all three of the taxes we pay. This is essentially the best news of the year.

Houseplants✨

National Parks exist because people fought to stop logging, mining, and development. These places were protected on purpose.