Good evening everyone x

Drive Away Dolls. Packed screening at a film fest, crowd were hooting and hollering and loving it, while I quietly seethed. I hated every second of it.

on this day in 1995, scientists discovered bisexuality. happy 31st birthday to all my fellow bs

the two outfits for men

Cleared a loan and was turned down for an apartment, all before midday. I’m going extreme mode today.

In the year 2046: Met Éireann issues new high temperature warning for last remaining inhabited county

What is this? Am I ok?

JK Rowling offers to fund lawsuits against Amnesty is a headline that will cut through.

Just tried to run about 60m. Immediately hated it and my body rejected anymore. I cannot comprehend how people can do it and enjoy it. I’m so jealous.

Evening sun, baby. And thank you once again to the .5 lens for making my legs look so much longer than they are.

Oh man. I’m so in.

What a man

My kids are gonna do what I did, which is search every Simpsons DVD menu for hidden special features on their portable DVD player

my kids won't be ipad kids. they're gonna do what i did and have a copy of cars on DVD that they watch three times a day

Quite the evening in old Dublin town…

The best you’re getting, from last summer

My favourite part of the McGregor debacle was when he put his hands up asking the other lad to stop hitting him and the other lad hit him anyway. Fuckin sucks when people ignore the word ‘no’ isn’t it Conor?

Sunshine. Warm breeze. Iced coffee. And, of course, up the Dubs.

That many England flags in one place makes me think someone is about to do a hate crime.

It’s ok everyone, Harry Kane was built for the Florida heat. Only last year he acclimatised himself to it over a round of golf with his close friend Donald J Trump

Have you tested your smoke alarm lately? We recommend testing them once a week and you should have one installed per floor of your home.

Saturday Rugbyday Everyday

Ok alright what pokemon type am I pls be nice

Lots of things annoy me in work, but this… oh boy…

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

Should’ve let them win the World Cup 🙄

Just ironed my t-shirt ama

haven’t seen America this thoroughly embarrassed on the world stage since we lost that war we started with Iran like 3 weeks ago

I have Portugal in the sweep in work, and let me tell you something, I won’t miss that fiver

I hope this email finds you in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife I hope this email finds you behind the wheel of a large automobile

This is garbage and I hate it

An hour long walk in the short shorts just to sweat and spend €1,400 on a can of flavoured water

Nothing is sacred (I’m still pretending to be a Palace fan btw)

I still want a Mexico jersey x

I cannot be happy if the English are happy.

Town is now full of dejected Brazil fans. The economy of Dublin is about to be ruined.

The city is full of people wearing green and gold. Mexico and Limerick, Brazil and Clare. We really do all have more in common than not. H’up the world.

Death. Taxes. Limerick hurling. All horrible things that we can’t get rid of.

Thinking about the mountains

this guy is the co-founder of Airbnb

The Irish govt: "there's a climate crisis, please try to reduce your driving! 😊🤗" Me: "I would like to get public transport between cities after 8 pm" Irish govt: " fuck off. Fuck you. What? Seriously? Fuck off. Don't talk to me. Just don't use your fucking car, I don't care."

Six day work week over. Two days off. Who’s up?

Fine Gael have been in government for 15 years straight. Fianna Fáil have been in government for 62 out of the last 100 years. But it's the Green Party's fault Ireland is an infrastructure and planning basket case? Delusional and zero accountability.

The greatest Mexico v England tweets you will ever read. 😂 As you were.

It’s been a long week of early shifts. Tomorrow is a big, long day. Nearly there. Thoughts and prayers.

Unbearable.

No matter who’s playing, I’m spending most of my World Cup watching wondering if I should get a Mexico jersey