Seems like a good day for a hard launch. Happy Valentine’s 😌

valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.

I love this colour combo. I call it “shite beach that you wouldn’t sunbathe on but it’s good for a walk during winter when you’re all wrapped up”.

Roses are red Violets are blue You said we weren’t doing Valentines this year You told me, last week, not to get you anything

Dude is just going around collecting some sick merch and uniforms

logging on here like

Good evening

My follower numbers have plateaued. Been this way for quite a while. I’ve reached my saturation point. You guys are all I have now.

I want to put “please know how to use to, too, your, you’re, where, and were properly please” in my dating app bios and I hate myself for it but I can’t STAND it anymore

Seeing the GB skier wearing a tank top for the cross country ski has made my day. Great viewing.

All commentators on the Winter Olympics should be Scottish. It makes sense. It’s better. #MilanoCortina2026

Good morning y’all. Happy Friday. Off today, and with the weather outside, I may just stay like this for the day.

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

This is like when I first saw Lindsey Buckingham play Big Love. I never realised one person could make those sounds by themselves. Outstanding.

Apparently “low availability” means no availability. I’m looking for one ticket. This shithole app and company strikes again.

Here we go again. We need an “agent of change” principle in this country. They knew there was a club there but skimped on the sound proofing. This stuff is on purpose. They shouldn’t be rewarded for it. It’s entirely their own fault.

This man just removed the passenger cap at Dublin Airport! He is nothing more than an environmental vandal, a nihilistic wrecker of our shared future. How dare he speak about decarbonisation? Absolutely full of it.

Need to delete my Insta because I just got an ad for the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen. Should’ve been a warning on this monstrosity.

This lad lectured me in college. We were constantly taken aback at his brazen sexism and the pure bullshit he’d spew. A disgusting man, as this proves, and anywhere that hires him should think twice.

People evaporated. An evil I cannot comprehend.

“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?” There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.

I’ve been trying to tell you guys

Finally got one of all time faves on vinyl, Trouble by @teedofficial.bsky.social. And it sounds utterly gorgeous. Happy dance times.

Thoroughly dislike the USA mixed doubles curling team. But I love that I can say that. #WinterOlympics

Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?

My favourite game of all time. It’s a wonderful experience, and suddenly I feel I’m due a replay.

Utter depravity. Hearing him on the radio earlier, sounds like a goddamn war crime what he’s dealing with. But the Taoiseach is going to Washington in March to belittle himself again. A spineless man, a useless government.

I know like 9 people, I dunno what this is

Home from work. Out at all hours. Survived a heck of a shift. Hope you’re all well 😌

Lost my mind

A lil Kev night. Cheap beer and a book I just can’t finish. I enjoy both tho.

Chat do I buy this?

It’s because he’s a loathsome little creep.

There is simply no moral argument for allowing war criminals to compete at the Olympics.

I get this email and I hate myself

I turned on the Winter Olympics in time to see Lindsey Vonn. The GASP I just let out. Holy moly. #MilanoCortina2026 #WinterOlympics

Nothing but love for my fave big idiot Exeggutor

Btw, as an adult it’s imperative that you stop waiting for permission. Buy the ticket, go to the thing, say hello to people, invite others in. No one will know you exist if you wait for them to invite you out. Go make fun and stop waiting for it to come to you!

A lil Kev night. Cheap beer and a book I just can’t finish. I enjoy both tho.

Will always find time to watch the Azzurri, even in work

Vice President JD Vance gets booed at the opening ceremony of the Milano-Cortina 2026 Olympics. "Those are a lot of boos for him, whistling jeering," says the presenter. [Audio is a bit better with this clip]

Let’s fucking go Team Ireland 🇮🇪💪

Pure dirt from a coward

I am a sucker for an Olympics ceremony. Hell yeah, pomp and circumstance. Hell yeah.

Yesterday was a busy one. Directing coverage of France v Ireland. Opening day of the Six Nations. I’m sorry about the result tho, y’all.

Raining out. Sounds fantastic. May roll over for a few more mins. Good morning, world.

Sleep escapes me again. What’s going on here?

Happy #humpday, I’d like to thank you all for your honest work and I love you all deeply

Every time, it’s “SEX CAULDRON?!”