I swear to God it would be .... Willy Girth.

I can't breathe the air, I can't eat lettuce, I can't afford gas, and my kids have measles. But at least now our soldiers will have enough testosterone.

I thought they were against gender affirming care?

It’s all “small government” until Austin, Texas tries to pass a plastic bag ban or whatever, and then “the state must interfere to protect inalienable rights” 🙄

people who yell "but the sun comes up so late!!!" deal with it. morning people have dominated society for too long

My water heat shat the bed, creating a giant basement swap this morning and now my AC is refusing to AC. Marvellous.

The polar opposite reactions here to the deaths of Sam Neill and Lindsey Graham are such a reminder that we all have a choice whether to live our lives in a way that brings joy or misery to those around us. I think if you’re remembered fondly as Sam Neill is today, you’ve pretty much won at life.

When a politician dies we see a lot of hagiographies about them. If you mention they were a terrible person IRL, you get chastised. My feeling? If you don't want people to talk shit about you after you die, don't be shitty when you're alive.

Better late than never.

Winner gets the, uh, Falklands/Malvinas?

Sudden flashback to that 9 month period in my early 20s I dated an Englishman. *Shudders* We honest to God broke up over cricket.

That many England flags in one place makes me think someone is about to do a hate crime.

Exactly. Fuck the GOP for playing along!

Imagine living in a state with 400+ state legislators and none of them are paid. This is about 97% of the NH state house.

Men aren't lonely enough.

¡MINIONS Y MONSTERS, IN TEATROS AHORA! Found out about this film's existence via Telemundo.

His grandfather was the architect who designed DULLES AIRPORT (I'd hate him on that principle alone).

Egypt wearing Falcons colors in Atlanta and holding a big lead in the fourth quarter makes me a bit nervous.

Here's a thought. Believe women the first time.

I had England in my bracket, but at the end of the day I am Scottish, so...come on Mexico.

Imagine being part of the Scottish/Irish diaspora and playing for England. Couldn't be my family (we're dyspraxic TBF).

Birthright citizenship and corruption have come together, this is so American, it’s beautiful

I'm no tactical genius, but leaving Haaland standing alone in front of the goal seems like a bad idea.

As is traditional, America now celebrates our Independence Day by rooting for a French victory.

This movie was a delight. Funny and surprisingly emotional. Midsomer Murders but make it sheep.

How can you not love sports.

Also WAR PUGS.

"The Mayor in Jaws is STILL THE MAYOR IN JAWS 2" will never not be an accurate reflection of our electoral politics.

I love this for both Byram (complimentary) and Chicago (derogatory).

Originalism says what?

As someone who watches a ton of sports, the concept of "fairness" is hilarious. OK lets ban Messi, it's not fair for a team to have a player better than everyone else.

The arm on NBA star Kelsey Plum, who throws a rolled-up jersey to her dad sitting in the upper bleachers. www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUn...

Who knew Sam Elliot played for the Calgary Flames?

"daxon rudolph" is a hockey name ass hockey name

Ya know. In Europe I was once a centrist.

If you want a nostalgic "discman skipping" moment, all you need is a frayed USB cable and north east roads during summer construction.

I have come to accept that I have horribly expensive taste in clothes, mostly because I care who makes them and where they are made of, but if you like bargains eBay and other thrift websites exist 🤷. Second hand is better for the environment anyway.

Schrödinger's World Cup 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotland are both in the World Cup and out of the World Cup at the same time 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

The worst experience Scotland has had in the Americas since the Darien scheme.

I feel Steve Clark would get on like a house on fire with Rick Bowness (derogatory).

Scotland should let their goalie murder one teammate. As a treat.

can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool

EXACTLY THIS.

Someone in the NFL legal department had a really fun day.

In fairness England has never had success winning in Boston.

Fun fact. This is literally the only thing I remember from my UK trade mark law class.

I have extremely bad news about people in Europe (even when there is a shared language).

The Reflecting Pool fiasco is giving so much Four Seasons Total Landscaping, it feels like deja vu.