knoblauch should have done a better job of telling his boss not to trade for one of the worst goalies in the league

I think nate MacKinnon actually hates biz

-to the tune of Doomed- 🎶So throw a phone at my faaaaace🎶

my millennial gripe is that replacing "ass" with "ahh" as a form of self-censorship to avoid Algorithm Deprioritization is right up there with "unalive"

Mike Vrabel, they're calling him The Human Neck

so many different things suck in so many different ways, but I feel very lucky to be alive at the exact time where I get to experience NexGen by Bring Me The Horizon in my prime music-loving years

The only May 4th item that matters youtu.be/hEcjgJSqSRU?...

hanging on the rim after a dunk to cut the lead to 51 is certainly a decision

it will be interesting to see who will win

me talking to a drummer: these metal discs you hit... fascinating. i adore the one which resembles a clam.

had my first true "age check" today at a book sale when a 6'2" teen ran up to the videogame bin, picked up Halo 3, and loudly exclaimed "no WAY, these are ANCIENT! when did they even come out????"

Every night I just hope the 10PM game goes to multiple overtimes

This is called smothering and it’s a crime!!

sure would be cool if anyone in any positions of power cared to stop this horseshit

I guess we're just waiting around to see if this demented psychopath kills everyone: defector.com/i-guess-were...

Lauren: I will pay three thousand dollars for Oliver Sykes to know who we are

man maybe this site IS bad

happy to report I have not missed a single beat in ~14 years off the mountains

this clip is a lot more fun to watch now than it was live

meh, 3 on 3 for gold feels fake. might as well do a shootout

if you took a shot every time the broadcast mentioned the miracle on ice, you'd be blackout drunk at 8:47 AM on a sunday

Ten glorious years of a guy who has mostly been the president and always been the main character of American political life doing posts like this and everyone trying to figure out what cable news segment he saw, misunderstood in the way a dog might misunderstand a crossword, and made into policy.

me: so basically "all your base are belong to us" was like the original *original* "the cake is a lie" my wife, carefully arranging her tamagotchi collection: right

Label: did you do the kids' show song about warm blankets? Chvrches: sure did boss, made it real haunting just like you wanted label: wha

a random Friday in 2019 I woke up shocked to find Chvrches got the title track in Death Stranding, and today I woke up shocked to find Chvrches featured in Yo Gabba Gabba

it's finally time

Jake Paul on national TV blowing his nose directly into his hand a half second before hugging someone else, classic Paul brother behavior

Mike Vrabel, they're calling him The Human Neck

Announcers: this game isn’t over Next play: sack fumble touchdown Announcers: this will be a learning experience for Drake Maye

incredible how the announcers had just started the praise train for drake maye and that happened almost mid sentence

I just realized I had never heard Mr beasts voice a single time in my life before that ad. I deserve financial compensation for having that part of my life ended

get rid of your fucking ring doorbell grow up!!!!

INCEPTION MUSIC IN THE OLYMPICS ITS MY YEAR

If I race to the bottom, and you don't race to the bottom, who's going to reach the bottom first?

🙄

Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

the amazing thing about being alive is that you never imagine when you wake up in the morning that, a mere 13 hours later, you'll find yourself thinking about what a good song "Gravity" by Papa Roach is

The Prestige really is an all-time movie. right out the gate you get hugh Jackman, Christian bale, Michael caine, Andy serkis, and then OH YEAH David Bowie.

this composition feels like it has potential as an offshoot of this meme format

had a pretty vivid dream that Noem was fired and immediately replaced by Kellyanne Conway so I guess we'll see if the truth is stupider than that

weird how My Hero got good again just in time to end

you can tell this was a sudden decision because they just put fresh mulch in his habitrail yesterday

I guess "Antivist" was released 13 years ahead of time

lots of important dialogue on the TL today

it's painful to know in my heart that it didn't happen, but the joy I feel imagining waking my wife up to tell her it DID happen makes me keep refreshing the feed

the fact that anyone on earth decided to follow trump to his own shitty social platform and then not only take it seriously but also share it to all the others is a large part of why we're here again. he could just be a dementia patient screaming into his own void right now!! THANKS!

Lauren moved across the table so I couldn't see her shopping on her phone

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yeah the national guard absolutely needs to patrol an area where THIS CAR is parked. okay