WWJD? I Wanna Dance With Somebody. That's what Jeff (Skinner) would do.

This is actually kinda smart? Gudas gets his $9M, when it's time to make space on the roster you send him to the AHL and there's basically no cap hit.

We'll see if he can be a 1D and live up to the contract, now that he isn't blocked by Makar and Dahlin. And Toews. And Power. And Girard. And Samuelsson.

It's good for pros to remember they love the sport because it's fun, and embrace it with child-like enthusiasm. In this case, like they were still 5 year olds playing t-ball.

*sorting CHL players by points* alright, my draft prep is ready

They've traded the 20th and 45th for Ristolainen.

Accessible version for his compatriots:

Giraffe causing chaos in Texas? Seems like I've seen that story before.

Well at least Chicago gets a D-man in his prime that they can build around for the long... Oh.

Byrum and a cap dump for the 4th OA+ a couple other pieces would be nice, now just to patch the 2nd pairing hole.

It was Probably Oregon Trail or some other DOS-based game on 5 5.25" floppies that I don't actually remember, but I'm gonna go with either Pilgrim Quest or F-117A Stealth Fighter 2.0. But also in the rabbit hole I went down for this, remembered this gem of a marketing gimmick from a few years later

What's a guy gotta do... www.82-0.com/share?id=iOS...

Translation: he had an older brother.

D'oh! (If only I could put Clyde at SF after the fact)

Nearly burst out laughing at my desk when I went with Spotify's "Happy Mix" and this was the very first song to come on... Lyrics I guess aren't a particularly significant factor in the algorithm.

Can't hurt, they haven't been to the promised land since Kirby played for them.

Dobeš:

Least smooth Canadian going over the boards.

I would like to exit this timeline right now

The Drink Beers on the hat is one thing, but... Are those crossed beer sabres in place of the normal ones?

Hayden Christiansen and Ewen McGregor had good chemistry in Ep2 and make it actually a decent movie until Anakin gets with Padme.

/to the tune of Sam & Dave's "Soul Man" "NaVorro BoooowMan"

They're sending Charlie McAvoy to the dressing room after that play. He's done for the night, so the Sabres are probably done scoring.

When you don't let a summoner perform the sending.

Timmins-Kesselring seems like a pair that would be alright.

So, for the record... ...they've gotten a bunch more wins.

Trades are contingent on passing Rockwell testing.

Mattias Samuelsson, Travis Pastrana, Adam Ondra, Glen Plake, Hannah Kearney

C'mon, kid, get dressed. We're late. Ugh. Hurry. HURRY. HURRY HARD!

Other issues aside, people reacting to the level image should maybe consider that if the player doesn't know who Bad Bunny is...maybe they don't know he's from Puerto Rico at all?

Every time I watch the Leafs...

There's only one explanation: The Sabres have become competent (good, even), so the Bills must self-destruct to preserve the balance of the universe.

The Atlantic teams beating each other up has been routinely chalked up as a bunch of middling teams, but perhaps they're all just...good? (Buffalo has a 109 point pace within the division to offset its two horrible games against Calgary.)

Jeopardy!'s gone woke, was better when it was hosted by a REAL AMERICAN.

Original Futurama finale was, maybe not the best, but fantastic as a finale. Show hadn't been played out yet, a fantastic episode in its own right, and a sentimental but not over the top story line.

Apparently the Twins were talking to Friedman ahead of the new 32 Thoughts.

Now there's some names I've not heard in a long time. A long time.