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SaaS hobgoblin, unicode enthusiast. Raised in ATL, currently in PDX. She/her.
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the Mountain Goats
about 6 hours ago
This is one of those things that I think is quietly important ā when these people are talking shit about cities, Portland or Minneapolis or New York or Charlotte or wherever, you have to loudly say, āno, fuck you, youāre lying, that town and its people whip ass and youāre the assholeā
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Iām watching the nipple suit Batman for the first time and this is a BLAST Iām having a great time.
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dan solomon
3 days ago
really wonder how all of this would be perceived if llms had been marketed as āwe made some under the hood improvements to siri so it can give more robust answers and better understand how you talk, plus you can goof around with making fun imagesā instead of āwe are building a new kind of godā
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Making tech changes right before Black Friday seems like an insane choice for a retailer to make?
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2 days ago
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Boyfriend made some truly phenomenal focaccia that Iāve turned into grilled cheeses to go with some tomato soup.
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Radiant GšāØ @ playing Kirby Air Riders
6 days ago
This is the clip I was looking for btw. Happy Bisexual Bob Belcher day to all who celebrate
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Bob Belcher - I'm mostly straight
YouTube video by Kronc Lee
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ublo9MK-n-I
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Glyn Moody
about 1 year ago
these are fabulously joyful: do read them and cheer yourself up: "Hatless and barefoot under my parasol on a summer day, I watch a burly fellow working a well-pump and singing Suzhou folk songs. The water comes up in a sudden burst, like a spill of silver coins or a gust of snow"
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Amanda Hunt
6 days ago
Marijuana use MAY lead to performing an improv scene :(
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timothy faust
6 days ago
defector.com/in-american-...
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In American Indie Wrestling, Bodies Are Cheap And Healthcare Is Not | Defector
It took Jonni āRottenā Ramirez one and a half seconds to ruin his life. Iāve watched the footage: Ramirez, real name Jonathan Carrion, is wrestling against Prince Adam for the Inspire A.D. promotion i...
https://defector.com/in-american-indie-wrestling-bodies-are-cheap-and-healthcare-is-not
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Iāve gotten back into ACNH in advance of the update and their turkey day thing is DEEPLY charming. Everyone is wearing matching straw hats and dancing around the table.
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My personal favorite dish this year was just these straight up baked sweet potatoes that you parbake in the microwave. I served them with cinnamon honey compound butter. Itās a tremendous method if you like sweet potatoes.
www.americastestkitchen.com/recipes/9903...
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Best Baked Sweet Potatoes | America's Test Kitchen
Unlock the secret to perfectly tender and richly flavored sweet potatoes every time with this foolproof recipe thatās sure to impress.
https://www.americastestkitchen.com/recipes/9903-best-baked-sweet-potatoes
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One of my boyfriendās friends heard each of us separately tell a story about the water heater dying and said that she was struck by how complimentary each of us was about the other in our respective versions.
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Tenacious Grace
6 days ago
Happy Thanksgiving! Look on my works, ye mighty... and DESPAIR!
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Lee Knox Ostertag
6 days ago
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy? Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy Nephew: How??? Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine Nephew: ⦠Nephew, bragging now: IāM a boy and I didnāt even HAVE to go to the doctor
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Faine Greenwood
7 days ago
the Union should have hung every evil Confederate general and burned way more of the South and also how dare you associate me with New England Puritans
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Tara Ariano
7 days ago
Do all dads text like theyāre putting you on a PIP tomorrow or just mine?
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Boyfriend, from corner: āCerberus will let me pet him eventually. :(ā
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The crimped edges fell off but otherwise excited to eat this tomorrow.
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katjr
8 days ago
Boss, the FASCISM.
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Was not anticipating Max Miller going full ākill the richā in this weekās video.
8 days ago
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Naughty turkeys get the buttermilk sack.
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I still think fondly about the guy who used to regularly show up to parties when I lived in New York with 200 chicken McNuggets.
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Charles Johnson
9 days ago
iām not crying youāre crying xkcd: Fifteen Years
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Fifteen Years
https://xkcd.com/3172/
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Onion soup on Christmas Eve and often lasagna on Christmas but definitely a Christmas braid, a tradition that seems to have emerged from the ether.
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9 days ago
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I have never wanted anything as much as my cat wants to eat and then vomit up a leaf.
9 days ago
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My old bike is thankfully not impacted by the clusterfuck rad battery situation, but someone on Reddit posted this aftermarket battery option and I'm really fascinated by it:
infinite-battery.com/products/inf...
the batteries are such a weak spot for longevity on the bikes
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Infinite Battery
The Infinite BatteryĀ is the worldās first fully repairable e-bike battery, designed for ultimate safety, sustainability, and ease of use. Unlike traditional batteries, it allows you to replace cells i...
https://infinite-battery.com/products/infinite-battery?variant=50485270020386
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jenny (phire)
14 days ago
this is a deeply unsettling fact to have learned at 1am
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Pavel
14 days ago
Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.
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Faine Greenwood
15 days ago
inshallah
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good hyuck, babe!
18 days ago
it is very funny that it feminizes you to admit that you are enjoying something because it's "good" so the entire industry had to collectively work out a secondary characteristic of beer to describe
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A K
7 months ago
I bet the first time Martin Van Buren heard āTippecanoe and Tyler Tooā, he knew he was absolutely turbo-fucked
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šļøššŖø
18 days ago
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journeyman folklorist
20 days ago
Legends walk among us
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I Wrote Task Manager ā 30 Years Later, the Secrets You Never Knew
YouTube video by Dave's Garage
https://youtu.be/yQykvrAR_po?si=RmZnpw_n4oWYr_uf
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Alissa Walker
20 days ago
Please read, share, and subscribe to Torched where we will never define people based on their driving status! And please also read Anna Zivarts' excellent book "When Driving Is Not an Option: Steering Away from Car Dependency" which is linked in the first paragraph of this story
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One-third of Angelenos do not drive
Walking back the "car-free" games promise is unconscionable in a city where the people who don't drive are also the most vulnerable users of our streets
https://www.torched.la/one-third-of-angelenos-do-not-drive/
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There is a guy who's absolutely the undisputed like forum king of the r/Laundry subreddit and I want a deep dive on his deal so bad.
20 days ago
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Getting back into nail lacquer since I know the stuff in gelx and dip isn't like, great for you, and it's no doubt less bad but also nothing in seche vite is found in the bible.
20 days ago
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David Kroman
21 days ago
Katie Wilson has been elected Seattle's next mayor
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
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Katie Wilson elected Seattleās next mayor
Wilson took a 1,976-vote lead over Bruce Harrell. With a maximum of 1,320 ballots remaining, it is mathematically impossible for Harrell to catch up.
https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/politics/katie-wilson-elected-seattles-next-mayor/
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The āfun factā and ānicknameā sections on the mother bearās profile are so unimaginably bleak.
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22 days ago
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Found a good use for some chicken sausages that were in the freezer.
22 days ago
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My boyfriend is from Alaska and it is extremely funny how little of a shit he gives about the aurora conceptually.
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Four Molling Birds
22 days ago
what's truly hilarious about this is if you ask actual kindergarten teachers what is the best thing i can do to prepare my prek kid? and itās all "able to put on coat and shoes alone, knows how to stand in line, how to wait their turn, how to follow directions"
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Iām very jealous of everyone with aurora! nothing here.
22 days ago
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amy brown
22 days ago
zofran is a miracle drug and I should be able to buy it at 7-eleven. celsius with zofran
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molly conger
22 days ago
they donāt even teach math in preschool? sure itās cool your four year old can count to ten, but his kindergarten teacher is gonna have a hard time with him if he doesnāt learn the most important lesson of preschool: no biting.
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Jon Phillips
22 days ago
This is absolutely the case. Tech Guys of previous generations, to the extent that that category can be read back into the 19th and 20th centuries, were shockingly well-read by modern standards
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Feels slightly fucked up that the unipiper is hot
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From the Portland community on Reddit: From The Unipiper today š¶š«”
Explore this post and more from the Portland community
https://www.reddit.com/r/Portland/s/0QyGQNQsZq
22 days ago
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ceej
4 months ago
absolutely no question in my mind he's married to a chatbot
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Okay the yarvin post is also great
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This is such a bummer, I had hoped they were doing a little better.
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Rad Power Bikes faces shutdown in January without new funding | TechCrunch
Seattle-based Rad Power has gone through multiple rounds of layoffs over the last few years coming out of the pandemic. However, the company is "still fighting to find ways to continue" according to a...
https://techcrunch.com/2025/11/10/rad-power-bikes-faces-shutdown-in-january-without-new-funding/
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This did in fact prompt me to finally start paying dues. Out chapter saws up trees that fall down and gives the wood to people on picket lines for fires.
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