Why doesn't BBC4 show old Saturday morning TV shows on a Saturday morning in chronological order like they do with old #TotP on a Friday night? Imagine how excited we'd all be knowing that one day we could hear Matt Bianco getting called wankers again.

Rock Parfitt’s shiny blonde locks #totp

Some good news. London is meeting legal limits for toxic NO2 pollution for the first time – almost 200 years earlier than predicted – following the Mayor’s "world leading air pollution policies," City Hall announces. The Ultra Low Emissions Zone - and similar policies - really do work.

Nigel Farage can give up trying to be PM as he already runs the government. He ran the last one too. If everything has turned to shit, it's because he's been running things, it's not because he hasn't.

Rewatching 2010 and noticed the late Natasha Shneider, once of QOTSA. Great performance in a mid movie.

Rewatching 2010 and noticed the late Natasha Shneider, once of QOTSA. Great performance in a mid movie.

What would happen if someone out there found the Voyager golden record? Filmmaker Akos Papp has a whimsical answer. Via Keith Cowing. youtu.be/ukACPBPriNc

This is brilliant

How come he trusts sunlight as a disinfectant, but doesn’t trust paracetamol, which is scientifcally proven to be safe? (This is a rhetorical question)

“40 cloves of garlic pasta sauce but with 40 bulbs instead” Final clove count: 417! Was it edible? Yes! The verdict? The garlic is not the problem here, would make again but with some other adaptations. Our house? Reeks.

Please enjoy today, 25/9/2025, the last square date until 2116 (5^2/3^2/45^2).

Without further ado, here is the trailer for Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile. Against all odds, it will air in select theatres on October 2nd, along with the theatrical debut of Sex House. Tickets go on sale tomorrow. And, yes, this is real.

Boris Johnson tells The Sun that Reform are a threat to national security because "they are on record as saying that NATO provoked Putin's aggression" against Ukraine. Very true. In other news, here's how Boris Johnson responded when Russia invaded Ukraine in 2016

Farage's Trump links present attack line after attack line.

You can't do what's best for the British people if you're worried about offending a foreigner.

Having watched too many episodes of the rather soapy The Morning Show, you’ll forgive me some cynical thoughts re. Disney/Kimmel

Reform hold a press conference every Monday, for which they trail a policy announcement in that morning’s papers. Given Monday is a slow news day, that often means they lead the papers – and so the breakfast shows, and so they set the agenda for the week. It’s a good trick, but easy to counter!

The League of Gentlemen's WEAPONS

Just got sucked into @neal.fun's "Not a Robot" neal.fun/not-a-robot/

This really is a brilliant, brave and important book. And the audiobook is perfectly read by the author.

Maybe - just a crazy idea, but bear with me for a moment! - the reason why the Lib Dems should not “get serious“ is that the UK’s most important media organisation covers politics in babytalk so much of the time?

Things that always work all of the time, with studies to prove it, boosting the economy and productivity, and increasing quality of life and public health, and that will never, ever be implemented within my lifetime: 1. UBI 2. 4-day working week

The media - no, we're not going to report on serious Lib Dem policies The media - yes, we will report on fun stunts The media, also - the Lib Dems need to show they've got serious policies

A little bit of navel-gazing on the last twelve months of trying to run a start-up local news organisation with no investment or plan, entirely funded by readers. www.londoncentric.media/p/london-new...

if you want to understand tailoring, you only need to watch mid-century movies, when actors were dressed by tailors, not brands. in the 1944 film cover girl, gene kelly's suit drapes beautifully, moving with him, not against him. collar stays on his neck, even as he dances.

I love London so much. So much. Did you know that London has the lowest level of ethnic violence of any city of comparable size in the world? Multiculturalism has in fact worked here. They just don’t want it to be true because we happen to have a Muslim mayor.

They’ll have to download a new app, and then configure the right tnsnames.ora file to connect

Page 10 has a nice picture of The Apprentice, for absolutely no reason.

Nice to see the King preparing for the President's state visit…

‘Kruger is the seventh person to become a Reform MP although, thanks to the party’s unique approach to personnel management, his arrival brings the party’s total back to five, exactly what it was a year ago’

Q: Do you think it would've been fitting to lower the flags to half staff when Melissa Hortman, the Minnesota House Speaker, was gunned down by an assassin? TRUMP: I'm not familiar. The who?

Loath though he is to alienate floating racists, perhaps Starmer could rouse himself to condemn a violent fascist rally teeming with people who want him overthrown and/or killed

Despite being extremely rightwing they'll all be standing on the Left on tube escalators.

Breaking: Irish broadcaster RTE says that Ireland will not participate in Eurovision next year if Israel does. "RTÉ feels that Ireland’s participation would be unconscionable given the ongoing and appalling loss of lives in Gaza." about.rte.ie/2025/09/11/r...

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Gary’s tirelessly spoken up for the people of Gaza, asylum seekers, migrants & against racism.Many in the media and beyond have tried to turn him into a hate figure. They assumed they were on the right side of those issues.Tonight the public voted him Best Presenter ending Ant & Dec’s 23 yr record.

This year Israel has bombed Gaza, Syria, Lebanon, Iran, Yemen and Qatar. www.ft.com/content/4a6e...

Adore this cover

My favourite comedy genius

I've given up on online dating the same way I've given up on poaching an egg: convinced it'll be easy, but somehow it's always a disaster.

Oh!!!! Djokovic has got the trainer out! Shocked, I am!!!

#ANewHope 🙏

Also the first time the three great offices of state (FCDO, Home, CX) have all been held by women at the same time.

Nadine Dorries' Netflix password is "password".

So this will be the headline on all TV news bulletins today then.