Dear Auston Mathews, Were you one of the lugs on TEAM USA who laughed at the Women's Team? We will know if you show up at the White House to kiss Trump's ring. If you do, don't bother coming back to Toronto. We like real sportsmen. Not MAGA Americans. Ask Gretzky for advice.

“I’m increasing all tariffs by 1,000,000% because the Supreme Court was very unfair to me.” - Senile Satan

here you go

GOOD NEWS! A UNIVERSAL sarbecovirus vaccine candidate has officially started clinical trials! GBP511 is the FIRST vaccine to reach human testing that is intended to protect against MULTIPLE strains of SARS-CoV-2 as well as other related coronaviruses with the potential to spark dangerous outbreaks.

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A lot of inside jokes for Canadians 🇨🇦and Danes 🇩🇰 #HansOff #NoMeansNo #Greenland youtu.be/7I_n09nS6aU?...

This person took this when they called the race

BREAKING: Highlights Magazine Caves Into Trump Administration’s Demands, Kills Gallant Off and Only Keeps Goofus

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say. This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand. All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.

Important PSA for parents of white boys. If you don’t want you sons radicalized do these 5 things.

With these now explicit threats to use the Kirk killing as the pretext to attack liberal political groups, and given the Ds hold the cards at the end of the month, what are @chuckschumer.com and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social going to do about this? www.nytimes.com/2025/09/15/u...

@mark-carney.bsky.social @liberalca.bsky.social This was a mistake. His message was one of hate and violence. These are not Canadian values. You must address this and apologize to Canadians for your support of a monstrous man. Nobody deserves to be assassinated, and monsters should not be glorified.

The Show Me State is showing up for our democracy.

Charlie Kirk was a white supremacist who pushed the racist Great Replacement Theory. Kirk was vociferously anti-LGBTQ. Kirk's final words were to besmirch Black people. Stop this revisionism. People who say bad things don't deserve to be murdered, but they also don't deserve to be praised either.

And FTR, whether or not you believe he “deserved” to get shot (few victims of gun violence “deserve” it), these are his words: "I think it's worth it to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights.”

If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 28, the number is 100%. Happy Labor Day.

Palate cleanser!

Climate optimism! I did gain some hope in hearing that some of the worst possibilities have already been avoided. I will try to nurture that feeling.

Just a really nice example of explaining things simply

Pinned

Love to see it

This is how it looks when a Sea Anemone runs away from a Starfish.

Evander Kane is a horrible acquisition... Dirty, dirty player, undisciplined, etc. If this is the price for making the playoffs, it is far too high.

This is outrageous. Humanity needs to take a long, hard look at itself. 😡

Eagerly waiting for Trump's or Musk's post-breakup AITA post. Obviously ESH has never been more apt.

This is the way

Any know where RFK has been recently? Decapitated Dolphin in North Carolina Prompts $20,000 Reward Offer From U.S. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/15/u...

I am positive that the folks who follow me already know this, but if you see a person being kidnapped off the street, put your body in the way. Record it and get in the way.

The timeline cleanse everyone needs today.

Lindsay Graham's lips are now so firmly attached to Trump's derriere that doctors are growing concerned about graft-versus-host disease.

Makes perfect sense of 🙄

Who wore it better?

Shook.

We call on BCI + BC Public Sector Pension Plans to drop their ~$81.54M stake in Tesla. Far worse than Tesla’s litany of labour + safety issues, its CEO and 13% owner is a raging fascist threatening the US, Canada, and others. Pensions will be worthless if brownshirt billionaires kill democracy. 1/x

Prime Minister Mark Carney 🇨🇦 takes down Pierre Poilievre. #cdnpoli

This has been a thing for a while… see @antihate.ca for a wealth of articles and links to other resources. #Extremism in #Canada is a real thing, and we have to face that.

This is shocking

No, Democrats, these little auction signs aren't it. You're acting like Wes Anderson characters who don't understand that they're in a Tarantino movie.

“In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." As the foundation of #democracy in America crumbles and the vulnerable are under attack from a rogue administration, we, the people, are asking our former presidents to "Say something!”

ProPublica looked into science grants that Ted Cruz's team flagged as "radical" and "neo-Marxist" and, uh. This would be good comedy if it didn't matter so much www.propublica.org/article/ted-...

When Mike Myers wore his "Canada Is Not For Sale" t-shirt on SNL, he mouthed a secret code: "elbows up." It's a reference to the great Gordie "Mr. Elbows" Howe who punished those that messed with his team. You heard him Canada: elbows up. If anyone asks why, tell them that Mike Myers sent you.

This is disgusting. Our president varies between being a spoiled 12 year old and toxic angry grandpa. I am horrified.

New PBO Report estimates a Guaranteed Basic Income can reduce poverty by 40% nationwide at a net cost of just $3.6B/year and 1% impact on hours worked. Poverty costs Canada $80B+/year.

Peace negotiations that do not include Ukraine are a wankfest

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the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

I am Canadian and I support this statement. ⬇️

❗️Zelensky did not sign the rare earth minerals agreement offered to him by the United States, — CNN ZSU Insider TG Zelensky is not foolish.