General rule for tonight: no one gets to relax until Kolek gets some minutes in the 4th

If a more obvious visual metaphor has ever existed, I have yet to see it

Game 4

Bing BONG, motherfuckers

Getting really into candle making or some shit exactly tonight

The New York Knicks ain’t nothing to fuck with

I cannot believe the emotional journey the Knicks took me on these last three hours

Immigrants do not have to contribute exceptionally to deserve safety Immigrants do not have to permanently grovel to their new country to justify their existence Immigrants are allowed to be just as mediocre, grumpy or homesick as anyone else

The fact that “is this candidate masculine enough” is still a frequent topic of debate at all shows just how far we have to go to unlearn misogyny

Maybe it’s the despair of a crumbling empire surrounding everything, but I feel like it might be time for my annual “Goodfellas” rewatch

“Never have so few fucked up so much for so many.” — Winston Churchill, I think

I also think 'panic the AI is getting too smart' is part of the marketing for companies whose absurd valuations depend on this being hyper smart and hyper useful

An administration filled with Tobiases Funke thinking “it might work for us”

Remembering D-Day, in which valiant, everyday heroes defeated an overwhelming force that wanted to eliminate anything it perceived as deviant, built a network of concentration camps, and spoke endlessly and nauseatingly about its own self-proclaimed greatness.

Bing Bong #knicks #nbafinalsgame2

It’s because we were all at home watching the Knicks

Ohhh look at me I'm New York City. I have an awesome basketball team with likeable players and a mayor that cares about making life better for every citizen man fuck you

the only radical center i respect is Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

8 years of “NBA is doomed” takes and we’re about to see generational ratings for Wemby against the power of friendship Knicks on NBC

BREAKING: Buckaroo Banzai and the Hong Kong Cavaliers have also withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration.

in case you're wondering, i'm rooting for the spurs this game and okc next game and the spurs the game after that and an incredibly grueling, exhausting triple overtime game seven because i want the knicks to win a championship

And special shoutout to all the spouses, girl/boyfriends, partners, etc of Knicks fans. Yall some real MVPs. But yall know we loyal. Slightly unhinged but loyal.

This is literally what Lucius Fox told Batman not to do. www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

A Knicks championship followed by the team rebuffing the White House and visiting the mayor would feed this city for centuries.

@nycsanitation.bsky.social I’d like to report a sweep

So you CAN get reparations you just have to be a reactionary white person who tries to overthrow the government because black votes shouldn’t count

Growing up in the Reagan-Bush years, all I EVER heard from Republicans about birth rates was “If you can’t afford kids, don’t have them!” Now that they’ve made it more unaffordable than ever, people are taking them up on that advice, and now they’re mad about it.

Grandparents who fought in WW2 and who will deliver an ass-kicking for any kind of Nazi talk.

Hey now, maybe the Sixers can score 10+ unanswered points per minute for the next three minutes

Chalamet sporting the Avirex is giving me some late-90s-on-the-subway flashbacks

Very much enjoying the Knicks’ new style of play, which can best be described as “curb-stomping”

It's very painful to me to see so many people speaking ill of Rudy Giuliani. Don't they know they're jinxing it?

I’ve spent spent five decades on this Earth, and I don’t think I’ve EVER seen a basketball team crush their opponents the way the Knicks are crushing the Hawks tonight. I’ve CERTAINLY never seen a Knicks team do anything like this.

the Knicks are leading 60-19, which is actually higher than the scoring margin on the scoreboard in this Space Jam gag before it says "kinda one sided isn't it"

the 2026 New York Mets

As an American, I am astonished at how often the Brits have to say “Ed Balls” while keeping a straight face. I don’t think I could do it.

"we need a gilded luxury security bubble so DC elites can party in safety" hmmm yes there's that winning populist vibe

Proper gasped to see that Gerry Conway has passed away. He's responsible for so much of what I love about comics. One of my all time favourites. Whenever I read a comic from the 70s/80s & think "this is bloody good" chances are, he wrote it. RIP

If you were horrified watching elected leaders run & scramble because of gun violence, just imagine how my daughter Jaime felt in school running from an active shooter before she was killed. Now, become a part of the solution & only vote for people determined to address gun violence in America.

“Can a mentalist trick Trump?” Bro anyone with a solid grasp of object permanence can trick Trump

i hope the white house sends vance to campaign for Reform in britain

This time last year, I was in the beautiful city of Budapest listening to locals furtively talk about living under an oppressive government. I am thinking of the joy they must be feeling today. May their joy be ours some day!

Kim: Three weeks of the war in Iran could have funded vision, hearing, and dental coverage for every senior in America on Medicare. I mean, it just gives you a sense of the trade-off.

It's impolite to call Musk a genocidal white nationalist because "civility" in American discourse functions not as a neutral procedural norm but as an asymmetric weapon to shield the powerful from accurate moral characterization while policing the tone of those who object.

Shout-out to every other Gen Xer that was holding their breath the entire time for the first five mintues of the launch For r e a s o n s

Well said.

I’m at ICE HQ

If I have to fly anywhere in the near future I am going to eat so many beans and so much kimchi before I go to the airport just so I can stand near clusters of do-nothing ICE agents and let loose the most noxious flatulence imaginable