Thinking of including a little extra in my Christmas cards this year. A script people can use to call their govt reps to ask them to stop arming countries that are trying to wipe people off the map. Maybe even look up the phone number based on their address to make it easier. Peace on Earth.

Duuuude I’m so excited for this spin-off!!!

Sure, those pop-it fidgets are cool, but have you tried deadheading pansies. 👌

This flew under the radar, but Trump revoked a minimum wage hike for companies that contract with the government. An estimated 390,000 workers will now see significant pay cuts. It's not surprising that Trump's populism is fake, but it's hardly ever been more clear.

Jackie Dives’ photographs depict ordinary moments. This radical mundanity invites people to see the toxic drug crisis differently. 📸

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As Trump tries to dismantle the Department of Education, remember that his plan to cut the corporate tax rate to 15% would give the 100 largest corporations a tax cut larger than the entire department's K-12 budget. Really think about how twisted this all is.

Never thought I’d have to tell my kids to stop arguing about who has better controller binds. Like, who care whether “reset ball” is R or up on the d pad???

Trump’s Own Pollster Just Hit Him with Very Bad News—and a Warning newrepublic.com/article/1918... via @newrepublic.com

There are basically 5 ways to accumulate a billion dollars: 1) Profiting from a monopoly 2) Insider-trading 3) Political payoffs 4) Fraud 5) Inheritance Don’t believe the self-made myth.

This really is a delightful movie, so consider this my word of mouth advertising to go see it!

Trump's latest executive order puts independent agencies — including the FTC, SEC, and NLRB — under his direct control. It's a blatant attempt to shield his corporate donors and his own business from agencies that hold the powerful accountable. This is an alarming power-grab.

Well this was a gosh darn delight! Laughed, went “awww,” grabbed my man’s arm when I was scared. Very good way to spend my Sunday afternoon. ❤️🔪

canva is the microsoft paint of the 2020s

Remember: The fundamental issue isn’t the size of the government or how to make government more “efficient.” It’s who our government is for. Should it work mainly for big corporations and billionaires, including the richest person in the world — or for the rest of us?

Going to see @joshruben.bsky.social’s movie, Heart Eyes! 😍

“i kid. you not.” - baby goat, not even kidding

(Blue Raja voice) Heart Eyes, Heart Eyes, Heart Eyes. Wasn’t expecting to see you so… SPOON.

Saving the world before bedtime

Had a dream last night that I was studying to become a taxidermist and had to learn the anatomy of EVERY SINGLE ANIMAL.

GUNG HEI FAT CHOY SUN NEEN FAI LOCK SUN TAI GEEN HONG Happy Lunar New Year!

Thanks to my dear friend @passittobulis.bsky.social who posted the Birthday gift I made for them on Reddit, I now have to try a little harder with my online presence! Super grateful for the kind reactions to my @dropouttv.bsky.social @makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social inspired mug. Msg for commissions!

Do y’all see the shirtless guy wearing a Roman Soldier helmet right in the middle?

This was a very funny episode, made my day. 😊

Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.

I think half the reason he did that salute is because he's a Nazi and the other half is because he wants to sue any publications that call it a Nazi salute into oblivion.

My wife and I used to watch Castle and there’s this one episode we always quote to each other. Castle was meeting up with an old friend who he hadn’t seen for a while, who said, “Rick, I had a bad year. *takes a deep, mournful breath* I joined Al qaeda.”

The weakest body part on a hockey player is their undisclosed. They suffer undisclosed injuries all the time.

I have been listening the heck out of this EP, it’s so good.

no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”

Someone is forgetting about french toast.

This is how Please Please Please ended up at the top of my wrapped.

Brb going to read this Marilyn Frye essay and subscribe to Taylor Lorenz's substack and wrap this day better than I began it

🎶 You know mambo number one Two, three, and four You know mambo number six, Seven, and more But do you recall? The most famous mambo of all? *Lou Bega sidles in*

you (plebeian, unrefined): Die Hard is a Christmas movie me (worldly, sophisticated): Die Hard is a Christmas film

Hello, just stopping by to say that this is a great album and you should listen to it.

Ben Folds and Jeremy Irons should get together and start a dry cleaning business. They could call it Ben and Jerry's.

Just stuck it to the man. In related news, homes should not be commodities.

Just in case you didn't know, I wrote a book! With Christmas just a couple weeks away, you should buy it for the #Canucks fan in your life. It's good and they will like it. www.amazon.ca/Clock-Vancou...

There's a Taylor Swift concert and a hockey game in downtown Vancouver tonight. People are calling it white friday

Last year, I filled a gap in the Christmas music market: there's a song for "Last Christmas" and a song for "This Christmas" but there's no song for "Next Christmas," so I wrote one. Actually, I lied: I wrote four songs called "Next Christmas." Please enjoy and add to your holiday playlists.

It's a late night preview for an early morning game. The #Canucks face the Red Wings at 9:30 a.m. tomorrow morning, which is wonderful news for all the Canucks fans living in Europe.

Having to revisit a stressful event from 21 months ago and while I have mentally processed it, my body remembers and is reacting in ways I did not expect.

You heard it here first, hominins are extinct, only homophones are left.

left no crumbs not in a cool urban dance or hot outfit kind of way but in a despotic when counters aren’t absolutely spotless kind of way