[me to my husband’s nose] got a lot of cartilage there. Be a shame if someone…flicked it.

Well, the Patriots didn’t win and that sucks. But Drake lost a shit ton of money and that is excellent.

Mack Hollins!!! Mer’land!!

NO, CHRIS! Your instincts were right! AI is evil!

Eat shit, ICE

How did Snoop Dogg become the American mascot for the Olympics? Not mad about it. Just curious how we got here.

Damn, I gotta try rizzing myself up like that little boy in the NFL commercial

Remember when celebrities in commercials were literally only in commercials during the Super Bowl?

Itsa juuuicer.

Paranoia, paranoia/ Everybody coming to get me

Accident my black ass.

I salute you if you’re much to much to handle. 🫡🫡🫡

if you want a president who can book literally any nazi on his podcast then gavin newsom’s your guy

People who look to celebrities as their moral and ethical compass are repeating the same mistakes that get us Presidents like Donald Trump.

A little girl in Portland, OR after being tear gassed by ICE. what the actual fuck.

kids, not to get too divisive here but i don’t want a bunch of degenerates running every aspect of life on this planet

There are 3,800 kids in ICE custody.

😢

Arresting Black journalists is also vice signaling. Their base is racist and hates journalists and they want to get them excited again. The mainstream media industry has never protected Black journalists or journalists of color the way it should.

The arrests of journalists Don Lemon and Georgia Fort are a test for every MSM member with a platform. If you are not voicing your outrage at this blatant violation of the First Amendment, you are utterly discredited as a journalist.

Not me hissing and caterwauling outside my kitchen window to scare a stray cat away from the birds.

One of my greatest goals in life is to say “Son of Bitch” in the same way they say it on X-Files. I try and I try but it just misses that certain something.

Other countries moving forward and the US is, well, being the US.

Y'all do realize ICE "backing down" means they're just gonna stick to terrorizin' minorities, right?

I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.

Here's what I expect from Democrats. Their goal is to win big in the midterms. Do some tepid sanctioning of the Trump regime. Then hopefully win the presidency in 28. They want to reinforce that the status quo still works. They don't want to acknowledge the institutions are broken.

There's research suggesting that Black people need more sleep because of racism. Black women need even more because of the double whammy of racism and sexism.

Please examine what body cams *didn’t do* to stop police violence over the last decade plus since they were initially touted as a solution and understand that some of you are now rallying behind a false solution that will be a tool of criminalization more often than anything else.

BYE BITCH

The sidewalks in my neighborhood are atrocious. SHOVEL YOUR SIDEWALKS, BITCHES.

Instant karma

You know what’s more insufferable than Patriots fans? All the people bitching because the Patriots are going to the Super Bowl in 2 weeks.

I’m a Patriots fan and I can’t even believe we’re heading to the Super Bowl this year.

Gonzaleeeeezzzz AW YEA. Been waiting for that all season!

I have told Tony Romo to shut up so many times throughout this game.

Names like Lil’Jordan are why we need naming restrictions in this country.

Holding 3 thoughts. The need to honour a life well lived cut horrifically short by ICE. The hope that something cuts through to those whose identities seem wedded to supporting the violence. That everyone, regardless of background or circumstances, should be safe from being shot in the street.

If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.

Palate cleanser of my older cat, Daphne Moon, because, well…[gestures around vaguely] #caturday

At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.

I want to go outside and shriek, but I don’t think I have the guttural scream inside of me to relieve all the rage I feel.

Fuck. These. Bitches. #abolishICE

Football is brought to you by TurboTax, the people who bribe Congress to make sure you have to pay them to file your taxes.

here’s the thing The police are bad

A Palestinian baby died from hypothermia on Tuesday in the Gaza Strip, underscoring the grim humanitarian conditions in the territory as world leaders were gathering at a Swiss resort where President Donald Trump’s Gaza ceasefire plan is high on the agenda.

I think the world we’re experiencing right now was a foregone conclusion. The colonialism, the imperialism, the misogyny, the racism, the general oppression…you can only go so long pretending we’ll never have to reckon with these sins before everything erupts and you have no choice but to face it.