Oh. That's why.

Bruh the bus is like 20 minutes late

Men are too emotional to have nukes.

Pet very carefully

AI IS NOT A SKILL AI IS NOT A SKILL AI IS NOT A SKILL AI IS NOT A SKILL AI IS NOT A SKILL AI IS NOT A SKILL

#Iran #TrumpMustGo #KingOfTreason #RepublicansDidThis #NoRepublicansEverAgain #USPol

Listening to a divorced dad bitch very loudly about his wife. Man's asking chat gpt about his scheduling. I've barely been in the presence of this guy for 5 minutes and I can see why his wife left him.

Marm

Little guy just wants to soak up some sun . Happy Caturday .

brandy you’re a fine girl is about a gayguy. The Galway girl is about stealing organs. I have been saying this for a decade.

i want actual answers please

Hanging out with the polycule and calling them chat whenever you got a question for them.

*posts absolute dogshit and gets no likes* "Bluesky is dying"

I wish I could like. Produce my own estrogen? Does that exist? Some kind of rare genetic mutation? Oh wai-

women who are also dogs 😵‍💫

*INTERNAL AND EXTERNAL SCREAMING* It'll be fine, everything will be fine.

in times like these it’s important to focus on what really matters: writing dumb little stories about your brain goblins

If you don't want me at my "long winded rant" Then you can't have me at my "mirror selfie and random bottom nonsense"

Watching early 2000s advertisements has made me realize I haven't seen advertisements for food anymore. It's all mostly ads for apps. Investment stuff politics and other stuff I don't need. What happened to the weird fuck ass ads. I wonder if cable still has weird ads.

Cheese burger 🥴

It’s hard when you’re little

Someone posted this to a signal chat, apparently they're selling YA WWI Gay Romance in the Imperial War Museum in London. Total LGBT cultural victory. I've got some artists in mind to bully into turning this into Yuri for me.

So chat, over the last few weeks my partner has been stressed to their breaking point. I'm trying to be better with them

These past two weeks have been a lot of energy. Glad I can still at least look decent.

I'm not like most girls. I have 𝓐𝓵𝓬𝓸𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓶

Don't know if it went well 😭😭😭

Today me, my partner and a friend I have all hung out. I hope everything's went well.

Stop your doomscrolling and look at this otter

Trump Friday: maybe we’re better off not making a deal with Iran Trump Saturday: I’ve rejected Iran’s ridiculous proposal Trump this morning: we very well could resume strikes on Iran Trump right before futures open: talks very positive! US will escort ships through Strait! 🙄

Honestly. I feel like the next presidential candidate could run off the acronym thing like this. M - MAKE A - AMERICAS G - President stay out of the news for a whole month for fucks sake please it feels like when I slap my phone alarm in the morning for that extra 5 minutes. A -

Whats wrong, babe? You've barely remembered 9/11

I'm adoring this "trend" of new parents advocating for their kids in schools. We all know how the schools are we all know how shitty some kids are and we know that parents aren't always aware of their childrens behavior. Stop bullying campaigns failed us and now we're not letting our kids suffer.

5 years of bakery experience means you can't make a single loaf of bread but 60? No problem pass me the two and a half bags of flour.

I could probably write an asymmetric guide to dealing with tanks in the modern battlefield. Maybe not drones in conjunction with tanks but tanks definitely.

Trump take planes

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I think Uni is almost fully recovered! We’ll have a follow-up check in about a week, so we’ll know for sure then, but he’s already back to his usual self. Thank you all so much for caring about him!

If pee is stored in the balls and you get an Orchiectomy that means you don't have to pee anymore.

Considering the shit I yap about on here, I'm gonna be mortified if any one of y'all ever turns out to be a colleague or a coworker. There are some conversations you just DO NOT HAVE with coworkers.

Sweaty dyke sex

So I mightve gotten dry socket from using my inhaler