“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

"Cryptozoology is the human endeavor to improve on God’s works by adding height and horns to creatures we consider deficient in such things."

I am once again experiencing psychic damage at the thought that Hugh Laurie is lending his name/talent/what have you to a project that will further enrich this monster

Thank you! Pre-ordering is essentially the best way to support an author. It influences how many copies bookstores stock as well as best seller lists. If you love a writer’s work, pre-order.

They make up complete bullshit about crime in DC or Chicago to send in the troops but they're completely fine with children getting massacred. Just a level of sadistic evil I'm still having trouble fully accepting

I've entered a bizarre new phase of the drafting process where not only do I *not* have to force myself to write, I'm actually struggling to do anything else. Because all I can think about is the book

You know what the best part of my day is? It's the ten seconds from when I pull up this app to when it loads. 'Cause I think maybe once it does I'll see that it happened. Finally.

as an artist your political intervention, the way you mark the world, is the WORK. so if your art is any good at all, a few times in your life the devil is gonna come knock on your door, and he's going to be holding a big bag of money so as an artist you have to be ready

Ok, Hugh Laurie being a piece of shit is a genuine OUCH moment

Spooky season is right around the corner... why not preorder some vampire books?? #thirsty www.unitedbypop.com/books/vampir...

The mass starvation & killing of Palestinians in Gaza at the hands of the Israeli gov’t is a chillul hashem, a desecration of God. Jewish leaders who criticized Zohran Mamdani for three words he doesn’t use should raise their voices loudly here as well. forward.com/opinion/7575...

a reminder that @bookshop.org is doing free shipping right now through July 11 w/ the anti-prime day sale and that means you can stick it to a billionaire, support your local indies (and by extension your community), AND get books!!! (If you want to buy my books today, I won't be mad about it!)

It's that time again! #BNPreorder

I mean fine but if Mamdani was Spider-Man the editor of the big local paper would have a completely over-the-top and underexplained vendetta against him

"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "Haha," said Gandalf, hitting his weed pen for the eighteenth time in the past hour. “Hahaha. Fuck."

🚨BREAKING NYT🚨: on college admissions forms Zohran Mamdani ticked a box indicating he is "male"

Spanish really smoked us with y. One of the most common words ever and it takes us 3 whole clunky letters while they have y. Humiliating

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

"if luck be a lesbian" instaclassic

read this please www.nytimes.com/2025/05/13/o...

Used "sir this is a Wendy's" on an uncooperative boy tonight struggling against his pajamas. Surprisingly effective

Most clarifying era in politics in America as anything I can recall because it’s so simple: You’re either for this or against. Pick a side.

You heard it here first -- THIRSTY is Lasagna-approved 😁🦇🩸

Good morning! I have a book coming out in seven months and I'd rather see this at the top of my page than all the stories about death and fascism. Yay

this is devastating. she was such a major part of my young life, always interesting and thoughtful in her choices. A tremendous loss to us but she gave us so many blessings.

ASMR: Bill Skarsgard as Orlok saying "prrroprrrietooor"

In light of everything happening, I wrote about how the KKK in the 1920s felt unstoppable, about the people that fought against them anyway, and about how fascism always fails. dansinker.com/posts/202…

[pressing on my brain like an uncooperative toothpaste tube] c'mon, I know there's a book in there somewhere

Ursula le Guin, on the accusation that fantasy is an escape from reality

are you writing dessert books or nutritious books? (—and what about the probiotics, the rare toxins, the microplastics, the mercurial)

I like the word doomscrolling bc it's a helpful way to describe what the inside of my brain has been like for pretty much my whole life

Trump WH: We like apartheid The media: Trump takes bold stance on race relations The democrats: the American people want us to work together Me: [putting on Joker makeup]

I waited 10 entire years for the perfect vampire book and EVEN BETTER THEY GAVE US A CLINCH COVER 😍😍😍

🎉 Cover reveal!! 🎉 I'm beyond thrilled to share the cover for THIRSTY, my forthcoming vampire romcom!! Huge shout-out to cover designer Olga Grlic and illustrator Colin Verdi 🩸🦇💘 Preorder now! read.macmillan.com/lp/thirsty-9...

Finished Jan with 2 of my fave MM romances and will start the month of love with my fave romance, Love, Hate, & Clickbait. I’ve read it about 100 times and it reads like the first time every time. 🥰 Clay and Thom are my emotional support characters. 🩵 @lucylehane.bsky.social

🎉 Cover reveal!! 🎉 I'm beyond thrilled to share the cover for THIRSTY, my forthcoming vampire romcom!! Huge shout-out to cover designer Olga Grlic and illustrator Colin Verdi 🩸🦇💘 Preorder now! read.macmillan.com/lp/thirsty-9...

Hi all - I'm trying to spend less time on social media, so I've started a substack to get the word out about fun stuff like cover reveals, event dates, etc. I have a new post up today with some fun details about my upcoming vampire romance - check it out! lucylehane.substack.com/p/the-hottes...

“Plus, I think genre can be good on its own, actually. Maybe genre can be good. Maybe genre is there for a reason.” JP Brammer is a prophet, as always.

you: see enemies-to-lovers just doesn't work because - me: (holding your hands, gazing tenderly into your eyes) skill issue

I've always wanted to publish guest columns on my Substack. Today is my first. "The coarsening of society at the North Pole must stop," writes one of Santa's elves in a compelling appeal to return to decorum holapapi.substack.com/p/opinion-th...

Netflix should save My Lady Jane and release new seasons during the two year waits for new Bridgerton