"When you're singing west virginia, they're singing mountain mama." - tonight's Ollieism

If this is your first time celebrating Pride month, welcome! We’re so glad you’re here!

The only sports mascot I am interested in seeing in a pride post is gritty. And that's only because I assume his pride post would be an instructional video on making molotov cocktails

Over on the Nazi app they're stealing my heated rivalry gifs and posting them as their own

difficulty scheduling the follow-up session is also true to its inspirations

I am, by most measures, very Gender - I am an extremely cishet dude who lifts weights at the gym, would happily live on steak, and married a beautiful blonde I am also a huge fan of romance novels and am enormously thankful for the day I decided not to give a shit what anyone else thought about it

BREAKING: Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution have pulled out of the Great American State Fair

getting to the [spoilers]: yaaaaassss 😈😈 five seconds later: oh noooooo

Please do not say the sentence "kids don't want to feel the adult behind the book" but also yes they fucking do. One of the best parts of being a kid is reading a book that is just out of your grasp of maturity. Feeling like you're getting an early preview of the world.

People sometimes complain about my books having too many pop culture references - they say oh this book will be so dated so quickly. I love that!! I love that the books I write are snapshots of a very specific moment in time. The thought of someone changing that in the future fills me with rage

republicans love to put children in concentration camps and then act irreparably violated when a democrat says “fuck”

Our entire economy is being artificially propped up by astrology for men: AI, crypto, sports betting, and prediction markets. It's an economy shaped entirely by male insecurity and lack of impulse control, and we'll all pay the price.

wHy DoNt WoMeN jUsT cOmE fOrWaRd www.cnn.com/2026/05/27/p...

Feta cheese in brine. Bread it, fry it. Probably die of heart disease but what a delicious way to go 🤤

conservative pundits (sneering): actually our christianity is more a set of ideological views about race and gender than anything resembling faith or observance everyone else: yes we know, it's not a secret

Interview with the vampire 2nd interview with the vampire Just circling back with the vampire Final interview with the vampire Hiring the vampire Probation period with the vampire Everyone’s going in on a card for Geoff, it’s his birthday on Saturday but we’ll do a party on Friday with the Vampire

Holy shit I cannot wait for you guys to see the UK cover of HORNY. Seeing the early color sketches has me like

'Elite impunity' <<< "A generation of the unteachable is hanging upon us like a necklace of corpses."

You posted this where other people can see it. Was that intentional?

NJ pride off the fucking charts

since the fear of trans women is always the fear of trans women *passing,* transmisogyny is always simply misogyny

i love her make her president

These fucking demons told me that my neighbor wanted to eat my dog and now they want to talk about social trust evaporating

Today marks six years since George Floyd was murdered by a police officer in Minneapolis. George was a beloved father, grandfather, brother, and friend. His life mattered and he should still be here.

Was listening to Edge of the Earth and my 6yo said the 'spin me like a globe' line reminded him of You Spin Me Round and could we listen to that next. So pleased to be raising a Man of Taste

3 actual quotes from this piece: “Can I afford the tax? Yes. Is it going to deter me? No. But I think it’s shameful. I provide a lot of money to people who are blue-collar workers who work for me, servers in restaurants." giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...

Lots of terrible things happen in every war but I’m not going to soon forget the dozens of little girls killed in the opening salvoes of this war. The recourse to war—even “just” airstrikes—should be regretted by leaders and citizens because every war kills innocents.

one of the nice things about tim walz harping on how weird these guys are is that we're so used to right-wing media selling the obverse by going "look at this normal piece of shit at a playoff game for his favorite team" or "i bet this maniac thinks fucking his wife makes him heterosexual"

“Will you color a paper doll with me?” – @msrachelforlittles.bsky.social One paper doll = one message that kids in detention deserve freedom. How to join: ➡️ Template: bit.ly/freefamilies... 🎨 Post your doll and use #FreeFamilies 📢 Tag your members of Congress and tell them to end family detention.

“Everyone, especially in South Sudan, wanted to know if the US really had cut off aid. It was easier for them to believe that the aid organizations were lying to them than to think that the United States would do this.”

basically the whole thing is the result of a conspiracy involving less than 10 bilious transphobes, most of them at The Atlantic or the NYT bsky.app/profile/kiss...

"I realize those hostages are still being held at the bank, but six hours behind bars seems excessive so we're letting the getaway driver out and dropping her back at the crime scene with her buds"

Man, the libs defending the peters pardon are making me actively insane. "Doesn't it seem excessive" the crime is still ongoing, right now, today!!! The senate just confirmed a judge who wouldn't say Biden won in 2020! We're releasing her from jail directly back into the **ongoing crime she aided!**

Kind of feel like we especially don’t need fancy law explainers at the moment. “Can the president just take money when he wants?” A third grader could answer this. A Yale law prof is likelier to write the wrong answer so their 2L can work for Alito

All it took for Republicans to go from anti-child rape to pro-child rape was realizing which side Trump was on

Right. Any political strategy that starts from the premise "well maybe these Republicans have a point..." benefits Republicans, not Democrats. This has been blindingly obvious the entire time, but, y'know. Popularism!

AHHHHHHH no one talk to me I've been waiting for this book for *years* @nataliezed.bsky.social

one of the pedophiles who Trump pardoned over J6 tried to use the promise of the slush money fund to bribe the child victim to be quiet theintercept.com/2025/11/17/p...

how long is it going to take for governments to get that nobody under 40 being able to afford a home, to raise children, or to save for retirement might be a catastrophic societal problem

the president is raiding the treasury to put your tax dollars into this mans personal checking account as a reward for what hes doing in this picture

Wouldn't it be great if there were an opposition party that went around saying this kind of stuff into microphones? Seems like they might really tap into something!

So you CAN get reparations you just have to be a reactionary white person who tries to overthrow the government because black votes shouldn’t count

Dems are polling crazy high based on the flaming catastrophe that is Republican fascist rule, so primarying as many of the bad weak complicit Democrats in favor of good determined angry ones has rarely if ever been more crucial

le wokisme? mais oui!

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I really cannot understand why so many people to the left of center are so weak like this.

no is a complete sentence, and "'mama?''what?'" is a complete conversation when one of the conversationalists is 5

It's really telling that the "fix the Democratic party brand" people are always scolding random pissed off people online, and ignore flagrant corruption and incompetence by literal elected Dems