Kimmel: "Wait a minute, did he just make a joke about his death? Only Donald Trump would demand I be fired for making a joke that his old age, and then a day later go out and make a joke about his old age!"

The House is in such bad legislative shape that Republicans have canceled all votes planned for today. DHS funding / Farm Bill / FISA still stuck without a clear path forward.

"We must charm the madman so he doesn't nuke us all," is SUCH a nonsense position for the American voter to have put the rest of the world in. #BetterDems

I just called Senator Thune and I just called weasel Mike Johnson to tell him we don’t wanna fucking ballroom now if everybody on here did the same tonight and into tomorrow maybe they’ll get message Thune number is 202-224-2321 Mike Johnson says 2022252777 please call and let them know new ballroom

The $400 million question

It would be really nice if the people running the goddamned country understood sixth grade mathematics.

Wow 🤯 I honestly don’t see how the USA will survive the moral bankruptcy, democratic wreckage, and loss of international credibility caused by Trump 2.0

Donald Trump is the most hated man on Earth! Retweet if you believe this to be true!

🔥🔥🔥 DO NOT BE DISTRACTED & STAY LOUD TRUMP IS GOING DOWN — BIBI, PUTIN, BONDI & MELANIA KNOW! TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS & I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared 🔥🔥🔥

Amanda Ungaro seems to have rattled Krasnov's handler. Good.

This is an actual post. This is not funny. This is beyond desperate. This is a deeply unwell man who doesn’t belong anywhere near the levers of power. Every member of his cabinet and Congress is complicit in not demanding his removal now.

Goldman: It is a joke for you to say that Republicans were treated so unfairly… George Santos got a pardon. Every single Republican under investigation had their investigation dropped. Every single political person that Trump has investigated is a Democrat

Me too 😓

* GERMAN DEFENCE MINISTER PISTORIUS: WHAT DOES TRUMP EXPECT FROM A HANDFUL OF EUROPEAN FRIGATES THAT THE POWERFUL US NAVY CANNOT DO? THIS IS NOT OUR WAR, WE HAVE NOT STARTED IT @reuters.com

McGowan: You're saying 46 Americans died, so we should attack this country. Here at home, 68,000 Americans die a year because they don't have health insurance. So, if we're going to spend billions of dollars on something…

the stink of gender resentment coming off Silicon Valley has been obvious for a while. these men hate women because they hate being told no.

Fetterman just voted with every Senate Republican (except Rand Paul) to block legislation aimed at halting Trump's disastrous war of choice with Iran. @fetterman.senate.gov and his GOP colleagues now share ownership of Trump’s stupid, unpopular, unjustified and already tragic war — and the fallout.

Spain's leader with a message that should be adopted by every top Democrat

Benjamin Netanyahu played Dufus Trump like a well worn guitar! But then Trump is a jackass anyway. We are now fighting Israel’s war against Arabs.

BREAKING: The DOJ has been taking down certain Epstein file documents, per CBS News.

The Dow is now WAY below 50,000. Release all the Epstein files, Pam.

Exactly 💯

The new leader of Iran…we don’t want him. They can have him.

And Cokehead Don Jr. and Eric, the guy who ripped off kids with cancer, and Ivanka, the smartest and shiftiest of the bunch. They're all anchor babies anyway. Tiff can stay.

I dunno guys. I kinda feel like the administration overplayed their hand starting a war to distract from ICE to distract from the economy to distract from the Epstein Files...

Great, so she is capable of coming into Congress for an open hearing on what she knew about Epstein.

So they have no plan. Got it.

Unidos somos América.

They just blindly shot through the fucking door. "Additional photographs show damage consistent with a bullet fragment lodged in a bedroom wall down the hallway — suggesting it traveled between a mattress and a portable crib in a room where several small children sleep."

My apologies to France, I was not familiar with your game.

This cannot be something a civilian law enforcement agent is allowed to wear in the US — and an agency that has a culture that tolerates this cannot be saved.

Buttigieg on Fox News: "When you see an American woman opening the door to her home and on her doorstep finds half a dozen federal agents in tactical gear that is more tricked out than what I would take outside the wire in Afghanistan -- I think most people get that that is wrong."

ICE was stealing equipment from the Islip Long Island fire department and a Islip Forward member documented it. ICE tried to arrest the community member but the firemen said “I don’t think so” www.islipforward.org

"I'm coming to Boston and I'm bringing hell with me." --Homan in February "Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely." -- Tom Homan in March "I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room" -- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman

Minnesota nice unless it's ICE.

This is all because Vance knows he doesn't have the charisma to command Trump's cult of personality, and is building the infrastructure to retain power no matter the people's will in 2028. But we are watching and he will fail.

FIFA’s peace prize scam pays off

This was literally one of the concerns raised during the immunity case, and the majority hand waved it away.

Celebrating 9 months since Pam Bondi released the Epstein files!

When you're grumpy because three annoying ghosts kept you up all night.

How it started vs. How it’s going NOW 👀 LA tow truck driver who towed ICE’s car found NOT GUILTY 🦸🏽‍♂️

Just walked right into that one.

Garcia: If you are a whistleblower at the FBI, at the DOJ, if you worked hard to put the files together and are seeing your work now being hidden by your own DOJ, contact the oversight committee. We have whistleblower protections.

Wow. Last used ~1934, inherent contempt would in effect bring Bondi to trial in the House & by majority vote empower the House to put her in jail. Far more effective than other options (criminal referral to her own DOJ or endless civil litigation), it'd be a huge bipartsan stand against the Admin.

Another great booking for Corruption Tuesdays in the 120th Congress’s House Oversight Hearings