Timeline cleanse www.youtube.com/shorts/2AdYT...

Self presents. Happy birthday to me 🎉

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

Self presents. Happy birthday to me 🎉

Timeline cleanse www.youtube.com/shorts/2AdYT...

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

I don't often say this about Missouri laws but I wouldn't have a problem with this being the rule nationwide. www.live5news.com/2026/02/27/right-thing-do-bill-would-require-drunk-drivers-pay-child-support-after-killing-parent

this is important www.youtube.com/watch?v=yayq...

got these new dumb little idiots

"And if you gape for long into an abyss, the abyss gapes also into you." -F. Goatzsche

Dad in his Antifa uniform, 1942.

Dewey from Malcom in the Middle grows up the be the bellhop in Four Rooms.

"And if you gape for long into an abyss, the abyss gapes also into you." -F. Goatzsche

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Going to IKEA y'all need anjthign̈?

Got so close to finishing cleaning the house before vacation, I had a few extra days off after to get the last of it done. Then I had to go and break my wrist on the boat, so now I'm one-handed for at least a month and everything is gonna go to shit again.

Every American needs to watch this:

The only Presidential ballroom I want to hear about is that LBJ phone call to his tailor

Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event

I think I'm moving next month

A special Monopoly edition called Pass-Go's Hierarchy of Deeds

got these new dumb little idiots

this would be like if at the height of the invasion of Gondor, Mordor had voted overwhelmingly for Aragorn

🎶 one is the loneliest chumba that you'll ever wumba two can be as bad as one it's the loneliest chumba since the number wumba 🎶

time to try and get two hours of sleep before I leave for vacation

Designed a scarf this week

Bonjour Bluesky 🦋 🙏 Je te souhaite un bon mercredi 😘

Watch that. And then tell me how we replace Schumer with her

every time I read this, I get apocalyptically apoplectic about how clear it is. it is instant. it does not require explicit congressional action to invoke, it instead only requires that to remove. donald trump is not the current president right now, according to the constitution.

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Party at my house

Seven days

found my new favorite guy www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sKK...

I did this last year and I was really worried that I was gonna end up hating it because it's a cruise and that's gross, but it turned out to be the most fun vacation ever. The bands are on the ship too, so a lot of them are just hanging out at the bars and stuff talking to everyone.

I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports. And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.” Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.

In two weeks I'll be in international waters.

I can't describe how bad Minneapolis feels right now. My neighbors are pulling kids out of school. The public schools are offering remote learning until 2/12. We are having conversations in our alleys about how to protect ourselves. It feels like a military occupation with a blockade.

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

the ICE officer calling a woman he just murdered a “fucking bitch” is visceral, but imo the most material new information in the latest video is that she very clearly turns the wheel away from the officer right before it happens

this is important www.youtube.com/watch?v=yayq...

they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.

I think a lot of people would just blatantly be okay with Soylent Green today as long as it was marketed by Taco Bell and they could be racist about it.

It's illegal! Blah blah blah. Who cares? I want to know what is going to be done about it and I suspect the answer is nothing significant.

I did this last year and I was really worried that I was gonna end up hating it because it's a cruise and that's gross, but it turned out to be the most fun vacation ever. The bands are on the ship too, so a lot of them are just hanging out at the bars and stuff talking to everyone.

Just booked my room. Going on vacation in a few weeks

When I'm a pirate that's been kicked in the balls

she Feng on my Shui til I decorate her interior

She had a tooth pulled last year and now she does the Billy Idol sometimes

Dewey from Malcom in the Middle grows up the be the bellhop in Four Rooms.