In fairness to JJ McCarthy, he could’ve done that. #vikings

Happy 13th anniversary to perhaps the funniest NFL play of all time: The Buttfumble

And yet they still don’t get it. And let’s be real “Christians” actually ignore most of their book too. Because there is no hypocrisy quite like Christian hypocrisy.

The Story of $4.3T

Earth to the @fantasyfootballers.bsky.social please post here, thanks!

Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.

GREAT NEWS JERRY JONES THE COWBOYS ARE BEING TALKED ABOUT 🤡

Give the candy inventors at Nerds a raise fyi @mikegolicjr.bsky.social

And one final thought: Ozzy going out after giving an emotional final performance that raised a ton of money for charity is more spiritually uplifting and did more genuine good than anything any televangelist and religious grifter who railed against him ever did combined.

Ozzy was not only a pioneer in Rock but reality television has been chasing the lightning in the bottle his family created ever since it starting airing in 2002.

"CEOs beware, Chris Martin is here... out of the Rangers bullpen" Jason Benetti

This is all I got for you today USA

Brashard Smith is gonna lead the Chiefs RBs in fantasy points this year.

Respectfully, fuck your religion.

A radical Christian just murdered the speaker of a state house but the real worry is the theocratic muslim who said the bus should be cheaper

WHO IS GOING TO PRISON FOR THIS????????????????

I voted for the woman. Both times.

Apathy got us in this mess if anyone cares.

Ice display baby dick behavior

Good morning friends. This kid is spot on 👏🏼💙

Eggs are gross

I'm Dr. Annie Andrews. I’m a pediatrician, not a politician. But either way I know how to handle people who are full of sh*t. Today I am announcing my campaign for US Senate to replace Lindsey Graham. Share this if you're with me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8wM...

Old crusty white guy cries again

Covid 19 vaccines saved an estimated 19.8 million lives in just the first year. There are 30 confirmed vaccine injuries related to it. There are no confirmed vaccine-related deaths. Facts don't care about your feelings.

The Falcons today realizing they traded up into the 1st round to take an edge rusher after already drafting an edge rusher in the 1st round.

Quite literally everything I have ever learned about Jojo Siwa has been against my will.

tech bro is short for technically broken

A huge tell that they went with paniCAN instead of paniCRAT.

YOU’VE GOT TO PUMP IT UP

I’m not great at reading tea leaves but feels like Russell Wilson signing with the Giants means Sanders is going #2 to the Browns.

Once again, term limits fixes all of this because then you don’t need to worry about your “political lives”.

+ people and things

Bro is some morbid combination of the Penguin and the Riddler that Arkham spit out.

TGIFuck right off.

If I were on the #Traitors it would be so easy to tell who the faithful are. At breakfast when everyone walks in, the last 2-3 people to come in are almost never traitors. Because they produce it so us at home don’t know who was murdered until the last person walks in.

Hello #WWHL huge favor. Can you have contestants from the #Traitors on AFTER they are eliminated instead of before? Not only is it now a spoiler but it would be much more interesting to hear from them after the fact. Thx

Chiefs Eagles Super Bowl??!?!

I’m going to kindly suggest this: you should get off social media. It is an illusion.

Millennials love the written word, here watch: is it Reebok or is it Nike?

no, i won’t be giving up anything for the new year. i already give up coffee for 8 hours a night what more do you want.

I miss commercial free football.

You’ll never see this Matthew Judon but this Pats fan appreciates you helping me advance in fantasy football.

roses are black. so is my heart. fuck with my coffee. i’ll tear you apart.

still really wild that Starbucks built its brand on ~artisanal cozy vibes~ and now it feels like you’re in there to get a blood test

The Texans should try getting Tank Dell going because he’s good (and in my fantasy lineup).

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