Starting to think 99.999% of the US Government is straight up garbage.

Did Geno buy a lot of Jordan’s furniture or hwat?

This dude is having a week and it’s only wednesday

I don't like coffee anymore april fool!!!!!!! I love coffee bitch!! I'm having some right now!!!

That guy trying to get his Machado fan friend to sit down right before Skenes sits Machado down was art

The truth is plain, simple, and grotesque. Once you see it, what now?

The ESPN app is hot garbage send skeet

boy I love coffee yum yum yum

Imagine your mother is missing and this ass hat is in charge of finding her.

🔥 REP. @votebo.com MITCHELL: “I just get so sick of over and over the hate… I chose to run for office to help people. I didn’t come here to say who can I poke in the eye today.” Mitchell lights up Bully Bulso for the Pride flag ban, one of his many anti-🏳️‍🌈 bills. H/T @tndemocrats.bsky.social

Despite losing the Super Bowl, you can tell the Patriots are truly back because the HATE is FLOWING today.

BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors

This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.

People that cannot comprehend the Patriots back in the Super Bowl have to go back all the way to week 1 for their copium.

Fact-checking the Alex Pretti shooting

Wrote a little bit about Alex Pretti, who was a Real Man. badfaithtimes.com/pretti-was-d...

The execution of Alex Pretti is playing so badly because you can look at his actions and life story - his last act was helping, boy scout, athlete, health care worker to veterans - and compare those to the men who killed him and know which you would want to be your son, brother, father, uncle.

What is a catch? @kenjennings.bsky.social

Has anyone asked these “chiefs” why AI can’t replace their high-cost jobs?

When you realize they’re all gonna pick the Patriots to beat the Broncos cuz Stidham is starting at QB.

This shot from NFL Films is unbelievable

The NFL Live crew makes their picks for Texans at Patriots @minakimes.bsky.social

“It’s like half of y’all ain’t never seen Star Wars or a Disney movie. How do you not know which side to root on?”

And boy was that last throw a doozy!

The Bears Kyle Monangai suffered a water bottle mishap that Luther Burden III found hilarious (via NFL)

BREAKING: ICE shooter identified as Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

In fairness to JJ McCarthy, he could’ve done that. #vikings

Happy 13th anniversary to perhaps the funniest NFL play of all time: The Buttfumble

And yet they still don’t get it. And let’s be real “Christians” actually ignore most of their book too. Because there is no hypocrisy quite like Christian hypocrisy.

The Story of $4.3T

Earth to the @fantasyfootballers.bsky.social please post here, thanks!

Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.

GREAT NEWS JERRY JONES THE COWBOYS ARE BEING TALKED ABOUT 🤡

Give the candy inventors at Nerds a raise fyi @mikegolicjr.bsky.social

And one final thought: Ozzy going out after giving an emotional final performance that raised a ton of money for charity is more spiritually uplifting and did more genuine good than anything any televangelist and religious grifter who railed against him ever did combined.

Ozzy was not only a pioneer in Rock but reality television has been chasing the lightning in the bottle his family created ever since it starting airing in 2002.

"CEOs beware, Chris Martin is here... out of the Rangers bullpen" Jason Benetti

This is all I got for you today USA

Brashard Smith is gonna lead the Chiefs RBs in fantasy points this year.

Respectfully, fuck your religion.

A radical Christian just murdered the speaker of a state house but the real worry is the theocratic muslim who said the bus should be cheaper

WHO IS GOING TO PRISON FOR THIS????????????????

I voted for the woman. Both times.

Apathy got us in this mess if anyone cares.