The Nazi tattoo should've been the big reveal at the end. You can't do Nazi tattoo in the first episode and think viewers are gonna care about sexting by the season finale.

My friends are just out of frame laughing too

This is so pleasing!!

someone just drove by with a canadiens flag and my kid pointed at it and said "look, a costco flag!' i mean, i can see it

Gorilla Playing Saxophone with Balloons has dropped out of the White House concert

what a shocker. another wingnut that wants "girls" making babies.

With the Claude Lemieux news, I appreciate people wanting to help by posting crisis lines & encouraging people to ask for help. But I would add sometimes asking for help is a massive roadblock and I would encourage you to actively check in with those you care about instead of assuming they’ll ask.

Recommending the straight hockey romance show to me after Heated Rivalry is like recommending Ilya Rozanov American vodka. Come on. What’s the point as if etc.

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The circumstances of this are grim and ugly, but at least she had the satisfaction of dropping a perfect line on the way out.

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

Rewatching all of Poirot and a new reaction gif just dropped

This is rad as hell tbh. About time.

Maple syrup is very mid. It’s too sweet!

Okay the Sedins and Manny Malhotra, and Sami Salo?!? might actually make this garbage fire watchable again. If we don’t sign another Kane and Aquilini goes…somewhere I might just have to re-engage

no, Flo Rida this isn't very boots with the fur of you

I super get how much teachers do, but my kid’s school asking for end of year donations for the teachers to eat a meal is kind of funny considering they make 6 figures and I do…not luls.

I half recall a woman once saying she hoped an NHL player she accused of SA would never win the Cup & people using it as proof the accusation was frivolous, but what she meant was "I know he won't face real consequences and this is the only thing that would matter to him." I think about that a lot.

This is super refreshing!! It’s easy to say that by yourself but in front of your friends/coworkers can be a lot harder.

with the vgk in the finals, i encourage folks to take actions within their local communities to fight against sexual violence. donate your time (or money) to local sexual assault support / DV shelters centres. participate in bystander training. ensure that YOU are a safe space to those in need

They really fucked up when they said you couldn’t call these people fucking weirdos.

I made this meme some years ago and it just popped up in my phone photo memories and… welp.

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I’m cackling

this is what cracks me up every time ppl start going off about antidepressants and adhd meds being ‘overprescribed’. yes, scripts have gone up! and you know what’s gone down? nicotine and booze use

How... how many was that again

She’s ridiculous

Don’t play the Heated Rivalry soundtrack in the bookstore!! Now I’m emotional and a little bit horny.

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So give them homes?!?! UBI?!? Jesus Fucking Christ.

Kid said his party was Googleplex stars so phew we’ll take it.

Now Hooters is bankrupt, someone should buy it up and rebrand it as Honkers. Same basic concept, but it's goose-themed instead of owl-themed. The waitresses should all be completely feral and allowed to attack the customers.

Seriously. “Alberta must stop being ignored!!” says the least fucking ignored province of all time. #LRP

The fucking hypocrisy of Danielle Smith saying Ottawa must back off and respect Provinces' right to govern themselves while at the same time expecting/demanding Ottawa to force British Columbia to allow another pipeline to our coast for Albertan oil

Started a blog which led me to so many friends and my husband. And by realizing I was good at writing, I volunteered with a place that helped kids with literacy and now I work with interesting kids at school forever and ever.

I’m at work for a full school day and then I’m going straight to child’s birthday party at the trampoline park tonight. Pray for me etc.

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doomsday clock but it’s how close the NYT opinion section is to straight-facedly publishing “The Children Yearn for the Mines”

My kid’s birthday party is tomorrow and he requested a very specific outfit of his so he could ”look extra handsome” and I can’t 😭😭

I haven’t been back since my grandma‘s funeral. It just doesn’t feel the same without grandparents in it. But I miss it a lot!! 💕❤️ #Saskatoon #HalfMyHeart

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And people still somehow wonder why more women don’t report. Horrible.

Still feels a bit weird to be cheering against MPP but 🤷‍♀️ Go Charge

Ghouls. I hope they die. Painfully.

Razorbills have the slickest design in the animal kingdom. They look like they were made by Yves Saint Laurent

Usually derek’s opinions are impeccable but come on this dude looks incredible let him cook

The Dems are like "pwease give us donations pwetty pwease"

“Dix said Alberta was being "rewarded" for brewing separatist sentiment by the federal government”. Dix is spot on, and it’s outrageous. #cdnpoli