Ooof first time attempting homework with my kid. Good gravy no thank you.

“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”

Too bad. That sounds like a super rad concept and might have actually gotten me to pick up an Assassin‘s Creed for the first time 🤷‍♀️

oh thank gosh I don't think I could have handled it if Dolly Parton died just yet

the most delightful version of logging on to see what news you've missed

Dudes rock etc

What a great idea!!

Black licorice is enchanting. And I like to eat kiwis with the skin on. Satisfying.

This is just that picture of the Oilers mascot @krampuslindholm.bsky.social likes to post in wrestling form

This is very accurate luls

*chef’s kiss*

Bite each other’s dicks off etc

Always repost

This is probably the worst family in Niagara. "Oh we don't have any money to feed the whales" Fuck off you rich fucks.

I don‘t understand it but I am somehow mesmerized

MSF staff are universally understood to be engaged in an essentially sacred form of work. For a state to nonetheless continuously murder them is a testament to a truly unthinkable degree of depravity. msf.org/msf-denounce...

The Ig Nobel is incredible , one year an Indian guy won it for calculating the average surface area of an elephant and during his acceptance they had an elephant hold up a sign with the surface area of the scientist on it, they do showbiz better than the Oscars

“We’ll talk more about the soap tomorrow” Sometimes I wonder if my son is actually a 70 year old man.

This is fucking EVIL jesus.

Time for #kidlitartpostcard #kidlitartist #kidlitart Hey all, I'm an cartoonist/illustrator (and author 😱) looking for representation! My 1st anthology comic is coming out soon! 🎃 Portfolio: dhoover.art Email: [email protected]

Saying this after signing a contract to not make jokes about things that would offend the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia is absolutely wild

Had to break up a fight today! Fun!

Psychotic. Any time some non Jellyfish people in power wanna do something…

A student tried to report one of my coworkers at the office for daring to request he stop playing soccer for 5 minutes for being disrespectful. 🤣

I can’t begin to tell you how damaging “the world isn’t fair, get used to it” line has been to every child’s psyche growing up and therefore has led to a world that stays unfair. If we teach children to get used to an unfair world, we are destroying the possibility of a better world.

Hell Yeah x 2

Heck Yeah

"those cows are from the same mother" Des playing Mario Kart with Ryan.

New Cuomo ad ends with a super weird AI generated image of him… hot gluing a window?

I wish this book had warned me the dog died :(((((

Hell Yeah

If you have a moment, there's a House of Commons petition to "Launch a full parliamentary inquiry into the finances and actions of Canada Post, including executive pay, conflicts of interest, fiscal mismanagement, & compliance with the Canada Post Corporation Act" www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross

One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."

Jane Goodall was my childhood hero. What an amazing life.

”I call the big one bitey!”

I’ve kept a plant alive since June. Longest by far I’ve ever kept a plant alive!! Kids are easy luls. Plants are hard.

come see my band transgender woke BIPOC food justice we go on at like 12

At the risk of sounding flippant about Current Times (which I assure you I do not “lol”) I’m here to say! After a long day doing your little best to stem the rising tide if fascism, what better to try & soothe your soul to regroup tomorrow than a lovely book that believes in the best of us.

The bookstore I loved most as a kid had all the hunter s Thompson books behind the counter because they got stolen so much.

yeah babe my "you guys are gonna have to coup us" presentation to the generals was a big hit

Remember when Mark "Elbows Up" Carney removed countertariffs on the US a month ago as a "goodwill gesture" to "restart negotiations" and literally today Trump said again in 100% seriousness that he wants to annex Canada. Glad we softened him up with all that goodwill. Makes our Elbows look very Up.

Prayers for Our Lost Children Loretta Gould ~ Mi'kmaq 2021

teehee

Assholes

I know I’ll probably miss it when it’s like -25 in November or whatever but I’m kind of over these +20 temps. It’s almost October!! It’s supposed to be Hoodie or Cute Light Jacket weather. Harrumph.

!!! !!! Omg omg. This makes my soul so happy!! 😭😭

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