Science is freakin cool!

Ty Sperle says he felt "insane shock" after learning he'd been cured of a rare genetic disease through a clinical trial using a new gene-editing treatment.

Just put sex workers in charge of everything. Things would be much better.

True! It’s because they have the personalities and charm of wet kleenex so.

I absolutely cannot believe that several days later these men are still saying with their whole ass out that it's unfair that their partying with the FBI Director, taking a government plain, visiting the White House and attending the SOTU is being made political

My mum bought my kid this animal tracking thing where you get to GPS track “your” wild animal and see where they go. Really cute concept. But my kid picked a penguin and turns out penguins barely move luls. I guess shark or whale would have been more interesting.

When my adult trans kid was planning a move, several family members suggested cities closer to home with the argument that although X state is red, X city is blue. And kiddo was like, "Nope, I need the full power of the state behind me." And this is why.

Hilary Knight got the question re: that phone call and the laughter at the Torrent presser. Her answer:

hey everybody!! this guy doesn't know dick about horses!

Hey, I wonder how the Kyle MacLachlan AMA is goi-

Hey, I just met you And there’s a white whale But here’s my story So call me Ishmael. — Moby Dick, by Carly Rae Jepsen.

Some of you like dogs, in which case you may appreciate that guide dogs of Team GB for the Paralympics get official photos

All of the theme park mascots roaming around to take photos with the children would be absolutely terrifying

Kids are so funny Brad: “Jenny you can’t get upset about every little thing!” 20 minutes later Brad is bawling his eyes out about someone stealing his line up spot. *fake names but you know.

Why do you have to make my call with the president POLITICAL Stop inserting POLITICS into my party with the FBI Director My boys trip with the secretary of defense has nothing to do with POLITICS Since when is it POLITICAL to rub the vice presidents tummy and give him a little smooch

It feels like -24 today. I’m usually not a winter hater but the lord is testing me etc

some of the olympic women including maddie mastro have been reposting this if you’re curious about the vibe in response to the US men’s little display

I can be unsurprised by male hockey players and still be annoyed with them at the same time. It doesn’t have to be an either or, honestly.

I know (male) hockey players on the whole don’t like rocking the boat but the funny thing is in this day and age you’re rocking the boat more by supporting this president 🙃

Weird. Suddenly don’t feel as awful losing Quinn Hughes. 🤷‍♀️

Work smells like gas this morning wheeee. If I die, well, I was here.

oh my goodness I get you hate losing Nathan MacKinnon but shutting up is free

Holy fuck though I hope there is some little Canadian goalie somewhere ready to be a phenom because yiiiiikes I miss not being terrified about who is in net.

I think hockey Canada should be lit on fire most days, but then I hear a USA chant and I activate like a sleeper agent shooting poutine out of my laser eyes so

Dang what a game though

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo

okay FINE props just once Binnington.

how some of us are enjoying the hockey this morning

I am so broken. I honestly thought a kid was going to bust in there like the koolaid man going 6666 777777 after the intermission panel said it.

I wish Binnington made me relax in any fashion

I Will Murder You Sam Bennett

MacKinnon is going to be talking to some lentil pasta about that one

I really do enjoy watching future Vancouver Canuck Macklin Celebrini play hockey

Any one that doesn’t have black!!

Aaahggghhhhhh

I think Kevin Bieksa is rad, but this is still so accurate luls!!

Still feels weird to cheer against Quinn Hughes tbh

Ughhh I really wish we’d stop focusing on Gretzky. He’s already shown he’s a traitor.

I mean pretty shot yes but holy fuck what are you doing?!?

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

Kid’s at the grandparents tonight so you know what that means time to paaaaarty (wine AND dessert)

I wish we could get a gold medal without hockey Canada being rewarded for anything somehow 🤷‍♀️

My poor Canadian wives :*( I was super invested for like 5 minutes

Amazing how quick I can go from "ah well, good for them" to absolutely seething as soon as I hear "USA! USA" chants

Giant upgrade from Drake tbh

Today in Canadian school: the principal sent an email saying we can play the hockey game in classrooms as long as it ties into learning somehow. Luls.

THE WINNER

Heated Chivalry

Yes Sweden my love