Still the best crew gift I ever received. Hand blown glass bottle filled with real wine (likely vinegar by now) Just gorgeously crafted.

The best place to be when It happens would be a music venue mid-concert. A little drunk. A little sweaty. The news rippling through the crowd as people’s phones light up. An abrupt halt to a banger before the announcement is made from the stage. Everybody kissing like it’s V-J Day in Times Square.

Killing the world’s richest man by rapidly spiking his cortisol with cooler and cooler film casting choices

Do they think The Odyssey is a... Joyous story?? And do they think it actually happened??

Oh, cool. So not only was there no physical way these children could've been anywhere near the Lower Mainland yet, they cancelled the alert not long after. Millions of people were woken at 1am in a complete panic, and the effectiveness of that emergency alert is forever diminished. Cool.

When an emergency alert siren wakes up everyone in Vancouver at 1am that shit had better be for an earthquake or tsunami or missile, not an amber alert from a town a 16 hour drive away. Wtf.

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

"Quote from Count Dankula" — the Russian government

great news that SAG reached a four year deal with studios and networks. Hollywood needs some prolonged stability wherever we can find it

A lot of said about the quality of The Pitt (deservedly!) but I don't see enough people shouting out the absolutely incredible special effects makeup. It's truly seamless work, and with so many complicated elements (and presumably resets!)

I fucking love Tim Heidecker.

First BBQ of the year.

Remember how less than three weeks ago the president threatened to kill an entire civilization

The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.

If this was, in fact, an active shooter situation, treating it like a minor inconvenience so you can go back to your fancy dinner is the most end-stage American capitalism display I could possibly imagine

I'll care when somebody actually pulls it off.

...The Aristocrats!

America, your current best alternative band is Wednesday and I wanted to let you all know that they just played an incredible show here in Vancouver and you should all be proud.

LCD Soundsystem at the new PNE amphitheatre in August? Absolutely fuck yes.

LMFAO and there it is. That's the On Cinema Electric Sun Music Festival mugshot. I hope Alex Jones starts watching all of On Cinema thinking it's real. Wait til he hears about all the other deaths in that universe.

It's going to be incredible when Alex Jones discovers the Tim Heidecker trial from On Cinema and thinks @timheidecker.bsky.social really killed 20 people at a music festival.

lol

Rich guy grievance is so pathetic. Retaliating against my unprovoked abuse is the real abuse. Lashing out and then crying as official national policy

Just made gnocchi in a blue cheese sauce with spinach, mushrooms, toasted walnuts and caramelized onion And, folks, Holy fuck

Putting @timheidecker.bsky.social (honestly my favourite person in all of comedy, from the Tim & Eric stuff back in the day through to falling down the On Cinema rabbit hole many years ago) in charge of InfoWars is an absolute brilliant move. Kudos, @bencollins.bsky.social

Stay safe, my dear Wellington...

At Lake Pukaki in NZ I found the absolute ideal way to enjoy a nerdy beer. (in this case a spontaneous fermentation barrel aged ale with pinos gris)

Wife's away and she doesn't like mushrooms or blue cheese (or steak) so as a treat here's what I made myself for dinner.

Pretty crazy to witness Carney slowly, steadily secure his majority government without a federal election.

lmao

Watched some NZ tv news last night and...

looks like JD Vance really fucked the couch again huh

ok NOW i bet Zelenskyy will thank JD Vance

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The Orban defeat is such great news to wake up to

Carney: "The days of our military sending 70 cents of every dollar to the United States are over." *thunderous applause*

Man it's good to be in Wellington. My home of two decades of my life. So easy to just slip back in.

I've just had days of incredible weather as I've travelled around the South Island so as a balance, mother nature is sending NZ a cyclone

Good morning from Lake Pukaki, New Zealand

I'll share more photos later but today I hiked up the hill where they shot the Edoras scenes for Lord Of The Rings and OH MY GOD

Anyway, with all of this going on, I'm off to the NZ South Island for a vacation 🤷‍♂️

The rest of the world should probably collectively stand up to the U.S. right now, tbh

America will never wash off the stain of this man. The Republican's refusal to reign this man in, and the cultish support he still inspires in so many, is all the proof I need that the United States are every bad thing they've ever been labeled. We can never forgive this.

First fresh hop NZ beer of the trip. A lovely crisp and fruity Riwaka Pilsner.

Some nostalgic NZ craft beer classics

WHAT IS UP NEW ZEALAND YOU'RE LOOKING FANTASTIC

Comin' in hot, New Zealand.

Currently on a plane over the Pacific and decided to watch Predator Badlands. Lots of genuinely great stuff in there! But they lost me with the cute alien baby monkey sidekick. You can practically hear the executive giving the note to make it more like The Mandalorian. Oh well.

Off to my other home for two weeks of reunions and adventures.