hallucinations need to up their game . really , spiders ? shadow people again ?? where is the innovation

what if it's EASY bein' cheesy, and Chester has been lying to us the whole time?? 🧀🐆 😔

the Halo theme song should be called Bungie Chords

Releasing a cat rap album but the hissing is censored

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i liked 40 of your bikini photos going back five years and DM'd you "hey" please respond.

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the Halo theme song should be called Bungie Chords

woke this woke that how about you woke me up when september ends 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

we need to start Project Gay Ant

using my worm wizard powers to turn the piss inside your bladder into worms and you can feel them wriggling around in your bladder and they’re trying to get out and they come out through your urethra

are the folgers incest siblings parents yet?

Heres How Hillary Can Still Win The 2016 Election

do you think that bears have the capacity to imagine?

i wish i had a few strawberry seeds or raspberry seeds stuck in my teeth rn it would be lovely if that was the case right now

"I will have the curviest wife in all of Westoros...."

my belly is full of fish, milk, and noodles. i am in heaven rn. 🐟🥛🧀 thinkin about all of the mysterious and terrible nonsense my stomach and digestive system will be getting on with while i am blissfully aslumber i know it sends a bunch of chemicals into my brain and stuff that feels real nice

it's so dry here that when i run my fingers through my hair i feel like a pikachu because all i hear is static electricity crackling like i'm battling a dang gym leader⚡️

all gone!

fuck yes

Megan and Sophia

fork inspection. the forks are pristine.

it is time to eat sardines

NAW BRUH 😂 THE SCALE AINT WEIGHING U 💯 ITS JUST LOOKING UP 🔥 🤑

i feel like i'm losing weight but the scale says 209 i suppose all of this whimsey is weighing me down

Jordan Klepper amd the The Daily Show writers have been doing a very good job recently

i was like #67 on a video, and youtube decided to do a pop up 😭

T-minus 5 days… 😖 Dove Cameron

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been listening to a lot of modern French jazz and pop lately

i wanted to hear Edelweiss from Sound of Music but with a Kasane Teto cover, and i couldn't find one, so i made a cover for myself. #SynthV #Vocaloid #Teto #KasaneTeto #TheSoundofMusic

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we will get through this together

Good morning, everyone!

this is an extraordinarily positive message

OUT: I'm gonna cum IN:

it's called a taint not a twon't

Mountain Doodle-Dew

if we ever have a nuclear exchange i promise to do a skedaddley run with that bongo zoopidy doo sound from the ancient scooby texts

i'm using my gaming alt more and more these days, so if i interact with your skeets with both accounts it simply means that you're twice as cool 😎

They're planning to rescind birthright citizenship, cancel citizenship of foreign born, don't think for a second they won't go after multi-generation Americans.

i may not be the best, but i will always be the best lookin 💅

If you use your astrological sign to explain your bad behaviour you’re dead to me I’m an Aquarius and we have no time for that esoteric bullshit

after trying out a few different ones during the past Few months i have decided to go for Directory Opus. at about $60, Directory Opus provides an ENTIRE explorer file replacement.

Finally those "Dow is $50,000" jokes are over.