Aw dang. I went to ///triangles.baskets.puppies on accident. Should I knock on the door? It's a pretty big door...

You can pretty much tailgate wherever you want

i downloaded advanced vocal synth software and the first thing i did is a rough draft of a 9/11 song inspired by @ddc.me

Oh no, @bencollins.bsky.social has @klovar.cc 's number.

To defeat nude Trump, start praising his beautiful New Clothes.

I have enough knives, flashlights, audio equipment, and tabletop gaming accessories. Enough for several men. So why do I still browse Kickstarter? Maybe there's a slightly *better* knife today? Ooo, this one has more lumens! Maybe my brothers would enjoy *this* for Christmas! :) #retailtherapy

Your yearly reminder that (as good as a queen as she is) Mariah is done and dusted. Sia is the new queen. This is true Christmas music. Sorry. Not sorry. music.youtube.com/watch?v=l8JS...

Mountain Doodle-Dew

Trump's gonna sign the Epstein bill into law and then immediately violate it. Then SCOTUS will rule that he was right to do so. Hahahaha!

A reporter's literal job is to be insubordinate.

There's some Scooby Doo shit going on here. (Daniel Craig, demurely): scoobydoobiedoo

Eric and Don Jr. should just start wearing throbes.

Athena is doctorclark's Ancient Greek Deity: The Goddess of war, wisdom, and CRAFTING The Greeks threw her a mega party every four years (and lesser ones in off years) where they sacrificed ONE HUNDRED COWS and turned them into a feast.

Sekhmet is Klovar's Ancient Egyptian Deity: the Goddess of War, Healing and ALCOHOL she was so motherfuckin' bloodthirsty as a goddess of war, that the Egyptians poured red wine in the Nile to get her drunk to distract her from killing all of them what a Badass BITCH 💪

Babe, shut up and get the cheddar cheese and Golden Grahams its time for breakfast nachos

Pam Bondi, tomorrow: "Our fearless and masculine President had nothing to do with our independent investigation." Reporter (GrOyPerNEWS): "Madam Attorney General, You are Beautiful." Bondigno: "Frump is what Jeffy called Billy C.; take that radical left lunatics."

The Chair Company and Pluribus are in the same universe change my mind

This is my cat.

Please send help. I'm on episode five of my first ever watch through of The Leffovers and my...soul hurts?

Why does everyone call them "settlers?" Sounds so cute! They're fucking marauders, raiders, brigands.

Listening to this banger today, for no particular reason.

A game where you decide what to hypothetically do with various substances, constrained to one option per substance. Carry, Muck, Fill. CMF: Bologna, Sand, Bubbles

I think every CEO should be paid real money so they can pay real taxes.

The open verse challenge meme was three years ago, and I'm only now catching up.

Flowers for Al Bundy

Hey kids theres a new Portugal. The Man album. music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Be your own fucking best friend. -Ari

James D. Watson was an asshole.

The Killing Fields and the Struggle Sessions are, like, a few years away if we don't get our shit together. Hegseth is already doing his lame version of the 1979 Ba'ath party purge.

THE SUPREME COURT--ALL THE COURTS--THEY DONT RUN THE USDA! THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH DOES! THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS STARVING CHILDREN! THE COURTS ARE DOING THIER JOB! IT'S ALL TRUMP'S FAULT! We're swatting at one single mosquito while a pit viper is fangs-deep in our ankle.

Bilbo Goggins

Pilot of Plur1bus was SUPERB. Thrilling, hilarious, magnificent.

Now we can just say "regular jurors"

The shareholders should have offered one trillion dollars for Elon to add lidar so customers stop dying so often

I wonder if the "oh my god, I will vote, I will vote, for Donald Trump" guys got deported.

Solicitor General D. John Sauer sounds like he is gargling fifty thousand grains of gravel, and he speaks one hundred thirteen words per minute. And his voice goes falsetto when he is speaking even faster, when excited. And also his arguments are kind of...bad. That, too.

A simple rebuttal could be about how warfare prohibition of such irritants is to prevent confusion with worse agents (chlorine gas, etc.), which domestic law enforcement does not (yet?) have access to. But this clown just says "Huh?"

Texas: (shady fucks in power stripped the powerless to have even less power) California: "We would like to even the playing field, but only temporarily, and only for the same offices impacted. Voters, your call..." Voters:

I bet he looks incredible in repose completely nude seated upon that white and black and gold marble throne, taking an enormous McDonalds burnt burger patty and ketchup poo.

back when baby powder had talc we didn't have so much autism take that liberal

What the fuck bsky.app/profile/nbcn...

Good luck in your decision, NYC. Here is what your race looks like to the rest of the country.

You guys, Bluesky can do animated gifs, check it out!

I'm 'cordially invited'? Then where's my cordial.

Uh oh, guys. Trump sent a flotilla to "Venezuela" but guess what else is in the Caribbean right now. That's right, a HURRICAINE. We're about to nuke that bad boy hahahaha.

Pulling my pants all the way down at the urinal just to feel young again

Me: Searches for "best eggs" Each of the top ten search results: "So, we all like eggs, don't we? Here are the best eggs in 2025. 1. Eggs throughout history 2. Best eggs for the money 3. Surprising deals on eggs 4. Conclusions 1. Eggs have been around for decades, and this affiliate link