Rough week for Grahams

Brief and sudden

Bluesky dislikes military support for Israel. But do you know the navigation app Waze is an Iraeli company founded by ex-IDF soldiers? Your commute supports genocide, idiots!

The aircraft landed normally and passengers returned to the terminal. One passenger requested and received medical assistance on the ground in Thessaloniki. 🤡

Oh shit NYT did a whole piece on them this morning!

Eighth Grade (2018) came out eight years ago. That girl is in Sixteenth Grade now.

From the rivet to the seam.

I want to know who the people were who knocked on Graham Platner's door.

They're gonna Weekend-at-Bernies Mitch, aren't they

Hilarious that MAHA is trying to get harmless dye additives removed from industrial agricultural dust formulated into "food" for children. #FrootLoops

The whole fucking country has depression, Tom. We still have to show up to work.

Aloha, gun grabbers

Happy 250th!

Now we have come full circle, having arguments about what we thought was settled. 🤡

NYT last week: SoCiAliSt CrAzIeS gEtTiNg UpPitY!? AbAnDonInG AlLiEs!? NYT today: Mamdani Emerges as Kingmaker. NYT next week (probably): Capitalism, as an economic and political framework. Can it survive? -Ross Douthat

Following British elections is wild. South Gathraim district Conservitor Party electors retook Felham. Lesser Obradeen dealt a major blow to Retrain, electing Robert Burnyon to Municipal Vice-Chancellor. He now represents the best chance Gumption has to retake the Lordship.

Is something wrong? With my viewing habits? Like, every fifth recommended YouTube video is some type of physics simulator with five million colorful balls bouncing around some type of geometric enclosure. I don't watch them. But they are served to me?

The kids are alright

They emptied the banks and sent tanker planes full of green cash... 🤡

About 40 million lightning strikes hit the ground in the United States each year. But the odds of being struck by lightning in a given year are less than one in a million 🤞

I'm desperate for information on this Tom Kean situation.

I'm watching this soccer nonsense, and...hey guys: I found Waldo!

With the hyperstagflation we're about to experience in the next few frought years, he might become also the world's first quadrillionaire.

Anyone who engages in or endorses political violence or assassination culture must be condemned in the harshest terms possible #AssassinationCulture

Good to see a fine brand branching out @vicmmic.bsky.social

Lets fucken go

Trump is probably mad at Kaitlan Collins because of her hair color. And by mad, I of course mean confused by his deep and surprising attraction.

If you want to stop Randy Feenstra from handing our state over to Rob Sand, then you need to vote for Zach Lahn on Tuesday.

I want to know who the people were who knocked on Graham Platner's door.

Hahahahaha!

POD's "Youth of the Nation" came out twenty five years ago. Those youths are parents of high schoolers now.

Scoreboard of the #GameChanger Snowboard game. I only got 80 points

I just remembered this happened last year. www.youtube.com/live/9Fdncc3...

Jan 6 2029 is going to be so much worse.

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs four-term Texas senior US senator from the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

And then I find out that all my friends that aren't near a Best Buy, they're downloading 🤡

The only program in California that Kars4Kids sponsored was a promotional giveaway of Kars4Kids-branded backpacks 🤡

Very surprised there aren't motor vehicle acupuncturists. Personal computer chiropractors. Crystal healers for household plumbing. Pet exorcists.

$1.99 are you out of your mind!?

FIFA is going to replace Iran with the Iraeli team, aren't they? Even though they cut the per-person phone voting down to ten votes apiece?

We're almost 23% done with the creation of the DC Putt Putt course you guys.

Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards

Dance 'cause there ain't nobody else in this bitch like you.

Pitchers are already so good at throwing. They don't need that mound.

Instead of the normal command "Wait", I'm going to see how my dog responds to the much more ominous "Just You Wait"

The #GameChanger kickstarter irl boardgame campaign is nuts. I thought i was just pledging to get a cool party game. But they have us doing multiple challenges a day. @vicmmic.bsky.social can you do anything about this, as the current @dropout.tv President?

now, look at Rudy. So sad!