This version of this song is fueling my soul. Please enjoy. music.youtube.com/watch?v=VjxW...

Oh my god youtu.be/GO6x_Xarcco?...

We got here because congress had abdicated its legislative duties to the courts and the regulatory agencies. The right to abortion was merely a supreme court opinion, it was not a law. The ability to regulate greenhouse gasses was a regulatory finding, not a law. Congress should...legislate.

If everyone wanted to express themselves in that way beyond a black armband, it would create a field of play which becomes a field of expression. 🤡

The Border Patrol borrowed a fricken laser beam from the Departmemt of Defense and got spooked by a party balloon so the FAA closed down all local air traffic until the MTV Road Rules guy heading the DOT said the 'threat was neutralized.' And we think we're in a position to expand nuclear armament?

Bro!

Losing my mind at this video on the economics of solar energy. youtu.be/KtQ9nt2ZeGM?...

it is not joever jit jas jonly just jegun

Nobody understands a word this guy is saying 🤡

Oh god the Cadillac is asymmetrical

Oh good, Ring is a society-wide surveillance apparatus! Lost dog? All of the houses in America are now working to find it! What could possibly go wrong!!

We've had the technology for half a century. All mannequins should be animatronic.

🎶Just the Pluribus, We can make it if we try🎶

Have we ever seen Donal Trump's birth certificate?

Very surprised Trump hasn't tried to tariff California

We need a law that requires proof that you have a pulse in order to vote. Which detection machines at what failure rate at how much of an expense taking how much time per voter? Doesn't matter, YOU HAVE TO HAVE A PULSE! Previous elections that had no such requirements? COMPLETELY FRAUDULENT!

If we weed out all the Dan Bovinos, we would weed out...nobody? There is no one named Dan Bovino. The quoted article directly mentions a "Gregory"; is that who you meant, Charles?

This is my seventy pound dog's paws on a 4x6" vehicular center console. Such a dainty lady! #Jodi

Instead of a well-supported "hypothesis" graduating to "theory", I propose the following standardized terminology: Working hunch: hypothesis. Hunch supported by some experimental evidence: isothesis. Hunch supported by an preponderance of evidence: hyperthesis. E.g. The Hyperthesis of Evolution

Hitch your cart to a rabid horse, don't get surprised when you crash.

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri in Perfect Syzygy

"Central casting" is such a common and dumb reference our president makes. Like, he has some dog-eared physical copy of some binder full of head shots and he flips through it wistfully, laying on his belly in his bed at night like a school girl.

I wonder if JD Vance ever worries his policies, if fully enacted, would result in his wife being stripped of her citizenship and deported.

Woodchucks can, and do, chuck wood. Approximately seventy cord of wood per lifetime. Get out of here with your nonsense riddles.

If you play with three-dimensional pieces, all chess is 4D chess.

The concern of the court is prosecutors using a vaguely defined crime that gives them too much power? The concern of Luigi was health insurance companies using vaguely defined coverage denials that gave them too much power.

Political violence — no matter what — is never OK 🤡

Carter, come on bro. You can't just drop this much of a banger on a Thursday night. youtu.be/McvdQYzlLM8?...

If I ever made a YouTube fishing tutorial video series, it would be called Fuck Around and Find Trout

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is just Medieval Land Fun-Time World! #BLR #BadLipReading #GoT #AKOTSK

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is great because we can just watch cool horse tricks and cheer with the crowd at the jousting. We didn't even have to read production interviews with Miguel Sapochnik on how it took twelve hundred nights to film but then we just see a black screen for eighty minutes.

He gave his teenage son a $3mm Jacob&Co. bracelet watch that proves we should have a 100% tax bracket.

This is the key fact in that banned post mortem report the DNC doesnt want us to read.

Stephen Miller should do a Tony Stark style mic drop at the end of his next press interview: "I am Q"

It is very liley that ICE is going to Portland, Maine next simply because it is called Portland. Like the Four Seasons incident, but now with added paramilitary.

Oh shit oh fuck not the Bureau of Prison Uniforms! That is the most dangerous law enforcement wing in the country!

yes.

We need a good spoof series. Maybe of the actionspionage ("False Detective"), corpofamily dramedy ("Sucreasion"), or, God forbid, the forensomedical ("Bone Pitt Psychics") genres. Just trope it up and give me some good satire of the tired same old same old.

Larry Ellison is much more powerful and dangerous than Elon Musk, and we're just giving him the keys to our entire economy.

I, a member of the Latin Kings, hereby offer 10K if you can take him down. By 10k, I mean ten thousand bitcoin, which I own. By him, I mean the scourge nemesis of my recurring dreams, The Grimmace.

Our nation is about to learn the true meaning of Uff da

Hopeful, placating headlines that start "The Supreme Court seems poised to..." are always followed three months later by dozens of incredulous articles that say "Supreme Court defies all precedent in recent ruling on..."

When you have good people on the farm or good people in hotels and everything else, we want to work with them as much as we can. 🤡

I wonder how many squirrels Donald Trump tortured to death as a young boy. Just a cute little eight year old millionaire boy in 1950s Queens nailing rodents to boards. 💁‍♂️

Sit back, take a deep breath, do not retaliate.

Can we please have Cory Booker this time?

I think the most important lesson we have learned over the past half century is that we should elect many more former minor television celebrities.