Tried to make this my wallpaper / lockscreen for BHM and it triggered some sort of app, now there's a baseball player, no Ali on my lockscreen and I'm about to invade China.

Now, I'm not a massive intellect or anything but did Lex Fridman read Network State guy's book *then* invite him to talk for nearly 7 hours on a podcast? Which part of 2+2=banana did he find so radical?

Swear to god, ICE could just announce they're leaving a city but not leave and the media will just stop covering that city completely even though ICE never left. It's what ICE and the media did with LA and they're doing it with Minneapolis too

Internal White House meetings going on, like, "Hopefully the racism will distract from the pedophilia which will distract from the killings which will distract from the pedophilia again which will distract from the economy which will distract from the pedophilia a third time"

The "punch up" is all about adding Red. Red for accessibility and to sell the joke to the back row. And a later one in the accents for coded institutional red. We'll see if anyone notices.

Heading into work early to punch up a visual joke. Kicking, absolutely kicking myself.

I damn near cried over this. Small things.

FFS... When your "Labour" Prime Minister is giving it But The Left.

The Government won’t cancel a contract with Fujitsu, let alone Palantir. The swamp needs draining

MY GOAT STEVIE WONDER is in the Epstein files labeled as an “Anti-Israel celebrity” From making the recruitment song for MLK Day to be established to donating to grassroots organizations, my goat ALWAYS on the right side of history

Just before watching Shelter I was about to comment on the ghoulish nature of a post Matthew Perry death McDonald's Friends toy but the lights went out and I stowed the phone away. (I am not that guy) I felt my pocket getting really hot so put the phone down the side of the seat. It philosophised.

Watched Shelter, the latest Stath actioner. It's going to suffer by not being Man on Fire or The Man From Nowhere, or god help me Leon: The Professional. It has some well staged action, but the writing is "Mason Mason is the besty bestest army man" Fave scene is Stath Vs a squad of George Santos'

There's a Friends themed McDonald's advert,p people are right to know the truth billion people what are you wondering encounter stopped for the truth do you think that could be others such a vast universe say that only for us I dunno man.

Jeff Bezos — and his lickspittle lieutenant Will Lewis — are vandals.

Opening night for Yes Prime Minister.

After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all

A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world

Massimo Belardinelli

Well, well, well. A big round of applause for Sir Keir. Without his online ID verification we might all have turned into Peter Mandelsons. /S

Wednesday, In which I don't find Yodel's opaque customer service system in any way f'n Kafkaesque and am writing emails to its CEO like the mf'ing Mayor of Casterbridge, because I'm feeling a middle aged fury at not being able to talk to a human.

Bless. V. new actor was so excited they came on 6 pages early. Rest of the cast rolled with it and got to the interval.

Well, here it is folks: your ONLY chance to get my original complete and verified Lord Buckethead (or LADY Buckethead?!) costume – just in time to run in #GortonAndDenton ! Own a piece of UK election history and/or kick-start your comedy career! www.ebay.co.uk/itm/31783207...

Bench Cass City, MI

I spanged an angle grinder off my leg this morning pre get-in. Only got as far as "Hmm... This is gonna bleed" so packed my sock with tissue and rode it out. Ready now with a bottle of rubbing alcohol and a really big plaster. That scream you hear will be me.

The PM's office is almost done. And let me tell you it is rock solid. Adding greaseproof paper to the window to diffuse effects light. It doesn't have a clock, a radio, or a Constable which is driving me bugnuts. But also I don't care now. #Theatre #Theatresky

Yes Prime Minister being assembled. Our Rob on big f off window duty. #Theatre #Theatresky

It's 1998. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour. It's 2001. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour. It's 2025. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour. It's 2026. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.

Yodel say they've delivered my package. Been to 2 addresses already. Found a blurry picture that might have some clues.

All I wanted to do was watch this 2001 TV movie as a double bill with the sexier looking Rosario Dawson/ James McAvoy 2013 remake. Honestly had shorter side quests in Skyrim. In the end I've set up a French Amazon to cop it for less than £60 for a film I might not even like.

My body is now aware I've been trying to trick it with Barleycup for 2 days and is regressing to a cat / toddler state.

Been watching too much Korean cinema. Started making that throat clearing noise when people test my patience.

Kate Bush tribute act night! Glad I got here early cause we didn't get time for a lighting rehearsal. First show in ages without QLab. Just me and a Sanwa arcade button!

and the void gazed back...

This has made my morning.

Nana Nana nana, nana nana nana... Nanphone! Upgrading the onstage ring to a non technical solution. (once it's set up) Plug in, pickup the Nan phone and whatever is on the other end should ring. HT Playful Technology.

Magical realist comedy with stop motion? I'm in!

Ouch...

OK you didn't ask but here's an example. Believing the history of America as seen through film/TV is wrong. You're dumb. Also: Native American tribes were fighting, so the Europeans were just another tribe (with superior technology?) but that doesn't count because they would have done the same.

More reading on the Network State which is 1,2 miss a few 99, 100 vision of a future where clusters of like minded folk escape geo state and buy into a permanently surveyed Web3, Blockchain (is good bro trust me) That constantly contradicts itself, lies by omission, is selective in its sources

First episode is terrifyingly prescient. Never caught it the first time around but it's it's written by Andy Hamilton.

The BBC.

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I came across a radio play a month ago that I dug, and have been wondering if I should contact the writer to see if they'd let me shoot it as a short. Today I decided to go for it and ask. An hour composing a friendly request and all I'm seeing is a spinning WordPress wheel of death.

This is brilliant! Take public domain films music and images. Repurpose into a new work. Battle Lines. Chef's kids to the storytelling in this. archive.org/details/2026...

Wrecking Crew is probably my favourite of the streaming action flicks. Mainly due to being a touch more tightly focused. Can't remember if Shadow Strays was netflix job. Anyway least worst Dave Bautista film for a while too. And it's all down to Jonathan Tropper.

Watched Joseph Kahn's "The Ick" sometimes I think he's operating at another level then there's The Ick, and Bodied which bounce right off me and give me a South Park / whatever that annoying prick who produced Castlevania vibe.

It was a tough chew, but had to be done.

Editing an interview, dreading the subtitling as usual but threw the audio at Turboscribe just it just went "Here! Subtitles!" and it's the best thing that's happened to me this week.

"My words as a leader in my community..."