I fucking knew it.

Feels like this will be a useful meme for the next few years

Beckett would have fucking loved this

One of the most exhausting things is having to keep reminding each other what the basic features of an autocracy look like because so many of our brains just can't let go of the idea that The U.S. is somehow special and immune to this kind of thing.

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

Well the fascists have sure done it now, I'm having to defend Jimmy fucking Kimmel.

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score

John Wojtowicz would never have written dumb memes on shell casings, learn from your elders kids

"I should really deactivate my Facebook account" I say to myself as I ironically deploy the care emoji for the ten-thousandth time.

Kaiju Patti Lupone, is this anything

Canonically, Tintin has no genitals

pause your scrolling and bide a moment, weary poster

Quote this with a great TV father.

Lydia Butthole Kollins is a treasure and must be protected

You know that one pair of socks that everyone has where you can't tell if they're inside out or not? That's me today.

well?

Wrath keeps overtaking me everytime I think about RFK. Why? I'm a type 1 diabetic. I got it when I was 14. Guess what you need if you're a type 1 diabetic? Insulin. Or you die. But my family believed that it could be cured with herbs & faith healing. I had a near death experience when I was 14. 🧵

My buddy Banksy

Parody version of Convoy but it's Conclave, is this anything

The look I'm giving you when you tell me Nancy Mace is up to some bullshit again

New drag name: Margarita Cherry

This is one of the scariest places on Earth, you definitely don't want to be sent here for what is actually a relaxing tropical vacation

It's a great time to become a foodborne pathogen, if any of you were considering it

Girl, same

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@varmint.bsky.social another meme just dropped www.facebook.com/share/p/12CF...

Greatest American Trickster Deities: 1. Bugs Bunny 2. George Santos

they’re going to start hiding Nikes inside the fentanyl shipments

Folks, I have found my new favorite former British MP:

Carrie Coon, everything you do makes my life better. Thank you.

what did she know???

Waiter, there's a hair in my hashtag soup

We have had nearly two decades of panic about Free Speech on Campus and not a single case, not even the ones they made up, were as bad as what's happening now

Here is important work of the AI age

I bet the members of any intelligence service that don't now have easy access to US military secrets really get roasted at the international spy parties

Verhoeven's satire is too broad, they said

Grimes is awful in general, but should be spared the guillotine, she has made the requisite number of bangers.

One common bit of reactionary folk wisdom that I've encountered all my life is that ideological systems like communism and socialism are especially pernicious because they strip away our individuality and force everyone to conform, to dress and look the same, and would you look at this

Was just asking myself if any other video could cause a serotonin tidal wave that could match the strength of the one caused by capybara onsen videos and well

When you give the arsonist the front door key and a lifetime supply of kerosene and matches it's important to remind them that it's illegal to burn down your house

Quite a wild episode of White Lotus when Carrie Coon releasing the girls doesn't even make the top 5 list of most remarkable things about it.

Mary is a trickster goddess I love her so much #Survivor

if we make it through this one thing i know is i don't want to hear another goddamn word about the constitution from conservatives

Compare and contrast with Pritzker's statements over the past week. Polis is such a fucking toad.

Tapping the sign that says "I'm not saying Trump is Putin's stooge, but if he was I can't think of anything he'd be doing differently"

Overheard just now in the lobby of the Police and Courts Building: "My crystal ball hit me in the face."

Explain the gap in my resume? Look, bitch… sorry, may I call you bitch?

You had different dreams for yourself than having to meet this shit historical moment. I did too. I did too.