Free Parking #Fauna #Fawn

Checking in on the status of the U.S. government:

Today's the day.

Laurinburg, NC

An elderly man feeding stray cats in Baghdad, Iraq 🧡

When an Iranian gunboat called a cargo vessel in the Strait of Hormuz in late 1987 and demanded to know its cargo… Before the merchant captain could answer, another voice cut in: “Machine guns, hand grenades to Iraq - and the atomic bomb.” It was the Filipino Monkey again.

Efforts to thin forests and breed low-pollen cedar advance, even as labor gaps and neglected land complicate the work.

That Streisand Effect

The National Press Photographers Association (NPPA) strongly condemns the reported decision by the U.S. Department of Defense to exclude press photographers from Pentagon briefings after photographs of Defense Sec. Pete Hegseth were published that officials reportedly considered “unflattering.”

Drone killings of press members are on the rise: surging from two in 2023 — the first year CPJ documented such killings — to 39 in 2025. Military drones were confirmed or thought to be behind 33 of those killings, with Israel responsible for 28. Read CPJ’s #2025KilledReport: cpj.org?p=553549

Stop ICE in Cary, NC @pslweb.bsky.social

At least the cartoons aren't AI generated nonsense in the year 2026, right Phil Berger‽ #ncpol #politicalcartoon #nepobabies

“It is highly unusual for a federal judge to include a photograph in a written opinion or order, particularly a photograph of a minor,” said Mickey H. Osterreicher, General Counsel at the National Press Photographers Association (NPPA).

Noctilucous [nok-tih-LOO-kus] (adj.) - Shining in the night. Used in a sentence: “The power outage already had me on the edge of my nerves, then those large, noctilucous eyes sent me tumbling headlong into madness.” Also: Noctilucent.

LMAO "Michele Morrow, the Republican nominee for North Carolina Superintendent of Public Instruction in 2024, trails behind. Receiving about $3,728, Morrow spent just over $2,000 and has about $1,635 left in her account." #MomsForLiberty #KnownLoser

Again for Monday #GroundhogDay

@siembranc.bsky.social 🎯 #ncpol

HE"LL YEAH BØRTHER

woke up to this and 8k new followers on here 💀

From the antifa super soldiers over at the John Locke Foundation #ncpol #leopardsatemyface #LAMF

What a relief, my kid is working on Treemonisha at the #WNO Gift link 🎁 wapo.st/4bCxy2B

Cyberbubu Retail Hell

Back in my day life didn't used to suck this much

twin peaks episode three at the alamo

People will get vaccinated, have their teeth removed and go to therapy

some of those that like horses plant bombs for their causes

Crossover we didn't ask for but we all deserve 2025

CyberNightmare Shroom Rotation #MakeShroomsGreatAgain

Local roaster Larry's up from $12 to $21 💸

Mayor-elect Mamdani references the "Ruthkanda forever" tweet

RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/

President Donald Trump’s approval fell in a Carolina Journal poll. Former Gov. Roy Cooper’s lead over Republican candidates grew.

MF SADOOM SADEVILLIAN SATURDAZE youtu.be/nuXHEYrdu2Q?...

"Reported"

Romcom where two loathsome journalists live together for a year, shtupp multiple presidential candidates, air their grievances in dreadful prose, then, exhausted, unknowingly open competing candle shops in the same Vermont village, and get back together while promising never to write again

Oof #ncpol #lamf 🐆

That Rizz

Scurryfunge [SKUR-ee-funj] (v.) - To rush around cleaning the house when company is on their way over. (n.) - The act of rushing to clean one’s home in preparation for impending company.

Get us Medicare for All Zohran, compliment his hair

Fuck Lockjaw Bovino

ICE/CBP is reportedly staging out of their Cary field office as they continue attempting to occupy our cities and terrorize our im/ migrant and Latine communities. We will show up at their office at 8am on Friday and TOGETHER tell them to LEAVE DURHAM, RALEIGH & NORTH CAROLINA" @activated_nc on IG

Release your tight ass and breathe deeply youtu.be/W23bSJzEhzE?...

After immense public pressure and fighting the bill for months, Trump has reversed course and signed the bill to compel the DOJ to release the Epstein files. The bill passed almost instantly and unanimously after it reached the floor in both chambers.

"Bovino is basically leading a rebel cavalry, a la Confederate Gen. Nathan Bedford Forrest, who raided and terrorized communities in...the Civil War. That latter analogy holds up particularly well in one specific respect: Forrest became the first Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan after the war."

Lockjaw Bovino lives with his Mom in Blowing Rock NC and his daddy was a murderous drunk, surprised‽ #FUCKICE #Lockjaw #Bovino #ncpol

Surely @rfkjrbrainworm.com took a sip from the French Broad #ncpol