to be wormless is to be kind.

the tanning booth makes me dizzy

he yerns for the werms

“sO ThEN wE ATe thE raDioACtIVe shRImP”

RFK Jr would like you all to know that there is nothing dangerous about eating the radioactive shrimp

i am what i eat so i guess i’m dumb as fuck

thanks schnookums

i try not to throw shade, but if you see someone with a dogshit take? just know, we had a meal of a time 🪱🪱

rfk jr eats roadkill and wants to tell you what's safe to put in your body? like what are we doing. i could have sworn i didn't give this many republicans my cousins

rfk jr is barely worth the bite. everything he does and says is vile. he is completely genuine in his wish to harm americans. he truly believes he is doing something good and that makes him far more dangerous than any other spineless politician. he lacks any empathy and if anything i did him a favor

you ever feel a tickle at the back of your head? oops.

asbestos is the bestsos (it actually hurts a lot)

every time i fart he talks, isn't that crazy?

rfk jr really likes when the shrimp still has the vein. calls the poop string the extra grainy texture that makes it all worth it

boy was i hungry, decided to get some takeout 😉🪱🪱🪱

being in the government isn't all it's cracked up to be, first off the food sucks

saying chatgpt wrote all of those documents is really mean i worked really hard at those for rfk jr.

eat good brain food

he eat brain, i eat brain, we all eat brain

"how're you doing worm" BAD. I'M SQUIRMIN' BAD. HE TRIED TO DROWN ME IN DOODIE WATER YOU GUYS

dewormer? i hardly know 'er!

fun for the whole wiggly family

boy am i ever tired of eating rotten foods

pay no mind to the worm droppings rfk jr passes off as words

i've been known to scramble a cortex for fun

rfk jr drinks toilet water from public bathrooms. *slurp slurp*

1 man vs 100 worms (worms won)

food desert

oh i'm sorry rfk jr? you want to make a registry of people with autism? well if we are doing that I would like to announce my registry for brainless losers who gave me indigestion. congrats bud! you made the list!

man brains again?

i heard rfk jr saying that hegseth leaked that jd vance had something to do with the pope's death in a group chat with the vatican

“so anyways autistic people can’t play baseball. i am a very serious person”

bro really went up to that podium and let my worm turds fall right out of his mouth

if brains maketh the man, whoops

i'm beginning to believe the only brain they found on that scan was mine

rfk jr couldn't form a coherent thought about autism if he tried. i even tried to help him get it but it seems he's determined to be stupid. so anyways i'm biting the stem after his statements today.

you should know bob that starving me is a war crime. see your skull at the ICC, buddy

rfk jr is trying to trick you he actually just wants all the fluoride for himself. he drinks it raw by the gallon. he's tired of you, and forgive me I am quoting him here, "dIRtY pOOr pIeCEs OF sHiT, DrINkiNG aLL thE gOoD fLouRiDe"

in case you were wondering i am having a great time in here. he's giving me so many opportunities to make him look ridiculous when i bite his brain stem while he is trying to look smart in front of people with PhD's

friendly brain worm here reminding you to make sure you add reporters to all of your classified group chats

pov

elon would love too blame me for a lot of his own bigoted problems. but he definitely he can't kill what he can't catch

Im not saying i made him tell people to take a vaccine. But i am saying it's very funny so that must mean it was my idea

turns out fascist brain taste like shit

<i have been starved. there is only a husk remaining>

no one: rfk jr:

got worms?

I feel like a burrito :)