earl is here

Instead of a Star... You Have to Find Boobies. Frick. Yes.

When a nasty horse dies its soul is reborn into a printer

in 2007, steve jobs promised an all-in-one device that would serve as a cell phone, an ipod, and an internet device. what he introduced next was the Mac Pack: a 135-pound backpack with a pull-over steel dome housing a computer monitor, a 14-foot aerial antenna, and a 900-foot retractable power cable

商人 / Merchants #ELDENRING #NIGHTREIGN

Hello, everyone ! Tree Sentinel here !

i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy

this one too.

none of the complaining about the SBR trailer fazes me i was there in the trenches when people were calling jotaro a soy cuck when his DIU anime look dropped. i was there when the ancient texts were written

A bright pink pig! it's rather normal looking, but still quite pleasant

just saw a cottage cheese commercial that shows two teens eating cottage cheese while gaming. it’s possible that i’m out of touch with today’s youth but i don’t know about that one

yes. and more. defiled boars as well

toy boat toy boat toy boat

another three years of five houses discourse

another 5 years of fe3h discourse

god i finally remembered to post that on a wednesday. that took me six months

New Jotaro and Star Platinum art by Hirohiko Araki for the Minnesota Street Project in San Francisco occurring on September 27 to October 25, 2025. He drew nine lithograph print works: Jotaro, DIO, Josuke, Giorno, Jolyne, Valentine, Rohan, Yasuho, and Dragona with their Stands.

new information coming in

Portraits of Thomas at the Back Door

nine inch snails

it's smelter demon #saturday everyone let's hear it up for #smelter demon #saturday everyone put your hands up for #smelterdemonsaturday wooooo! youtu.be/rxQyt1o3jR0?...

to the radagon cosplayer at fanexpo who was carrying a poster of the elden beast: hmu

okay i caved i’m going to fanexpo. i haven’t been to a con in ten years

forgot fanexpo opened today. there’s a solid snake in line at the union station tim’s

CRY YIPPEE AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF JOY

Google truly is getting dumber

In the jungle, crouching medium punch and crouching medium kick are what we use the most.

lying dead on the ground watching my teammate get chased by 6 wylders as libra’s music hits that one part:

the best part of going through books more often than i did in the past few years is the feeling of reading a book that really, really sucks and leaves you pissed off for the rest of the day

its messmer the impaler #monday everyone wooooo everyone give it up for #messmer the #impaler #monday !!! woohooooo!!! #monslay #impaling #crucifiction #burning

EQUILIBRIUM

quit using a fork and knife with the shape of night and come feast with the equilibrious beast

everdark libra is going to ask for your credit card numbers

got the itch to play lies of P until i saw how much it costed minus the DLC and just went to play nightreign instead

tears of the kingdom: just what was zelda doing in the past? nintendo: absolutely nothing. like it will shock you how much nothing she was up to omega force: she was killing one million guys

beat everdark caligo but i think my game glitched or something because the fight was utterly silent. i thought it was a really bold artistic choice at first but as the fight went on and the music never played i got a little disappointed

who else remembers genichiro ashina

*wacky 2003 family-friendly comedy movie trailer voice* but this time it looks like satan is doing things a little differently! messmer the impaler: *rolls up on a skateboard and tries 5 times to kick the board up into his hand, he and his snakes have backwards ball caps on* sssssssup?

i literally can’t believe this

if you google “why is marika italian” you spoil the entirety of elden ring

葛葉ライドウさんとゴウトさん。

300 hours in ds3 yet i’ve still never managed to get the lord of hollows ending because the NPCs in this game are the most fickle creatures programmed