I do find it kinda charming that like every culture in the world has foods that only old people like

Barely slept heart rate weirdly high started thinking about if I was gonna have a heart attack made it worse. Sigh

I switched audiobooks bc I couldn’t stand this narrator but like the foreword to crime and punishment would probably be more digestible if it wasn’t someone listing a bunch of names in a droning monotone voice. Not really helping me understand patronymics bro

I hate being drunk and hiccuping like omfg what am I an anime character from the 1970s

JUST CAUSE IM SHALLOW DOESNT MEAN THAT IM HEARTLESS- JUST CAUSE IM HEARTLESS DOESNT MEAN THAT IM MEAN!

In another world I'm an opinion piece writer cooking up a controversially mean article on the kind of person who still gives a shit about ned fulmer drama

people being like tarik skubal only throwing 50 pitches in the wbc is downright UNAMERICAN... well tbh now you're making me really like the guy

I kinda miss doing animal rehab but it also made me feel like pokespe lance at least once a week

many problems would be solved if I could clone myself and then shoot it in the head

Very mad all the time at myself and everyone else lately . Hopefully it will take years off my life

browt #pokemon

My littlest Gecqua #pokemon

Ao3 still down huh

#need dim sum

thinks he's owed your shit #oc

Any time a remotely feminine looking Pokemon comes out people start revealing very odd things about themselves. Pokémon fandom misogyny is so bizarre

People get on social media and really are like but some people feel like they HAVE to go shoot children in the name of a senile pedophile you can’t say they’re bad people :(

they should do this

like 40% of my inside jokes with my brother are muppet christmas carol references

i want you

there was an attempted stabbing at the school building i was studying at today 20 minutes after i left

The crew

how it feels to like a ship that all your oomfs hate

plans for 2026: -letting the days go by -let the water hold me down -letting the days go by -water flowing underground -into the blue again once the money's gone -once in a life time -water flowing underground

Stress alliteration

it’s insane how much there is to know about every place in the world

messing around with textures and half tones and that text sure can ure

I had to. #hardenshipping

I need a trainwreckords on mania bro I know Todd will actually keep it real and not pretend that last of the real ones is a good song

(British voice) are you joking

last night i had a dream where I ate a steamed bun filled with kielbasa and potato and mustard and I looked it up and there are no recipes for this so if anyone of polish/chinese ancestry wants to claim this and start a fusion restaurant you have my permission bc I really want to eat it irl

the thing is even tho I hate religion i lowk get why people go for it because the reality that all of human history has just been evil men periodically causing the death of hundreds of thousands of people for no real reason with no promised good ending to all of this might make me go crazy

most of my political thoughts these days would be legally inadvisable to post online

It’s so completely ridiculous that people still try to do the like guys don’t say you hate America we didn’t all vote for Trump thing

Im 38 and have never known a day in my life where the dems and republicans weren't salivating at the chance to bomb Iran. The amount of lies and propaganda we've been fed for decades was always going culminate into this. Solidarity with the people of Iran forever.

Organizing baseball cards by team and position feels better than any drug invented

Was busy all day and finally sit down to actually check socials before cooking dinner and there’s an Emily Gwen situation

I have no horse in this actual race bc I haven't played a Pokemon game from within a decade ago but I do actually like the gen 10 starters quite a bit they seem promising

Average social media user

Why do I know so many italian american mets fans originally from new jersey who now live in ohio should there be a club for this or something

category is the spy from tf2

haha multibillionaire franchise goes brrrr I FORGOT TO COLOR SOMEONE'S CLOTHES this is why you should never ever draw from memory

Idk what it is about oras that so utterly delights me ive replayed these games like almost biannually it’s not even like a game i had as a kid

True baseball season is so close bro

I love the laid back vibe of spring training broadcasts like why are we talking about the housing market in Oklahoma rn

#dds #ddsat

i think abt this tweet a lot

Guards need a fat guy on the roster again