the draft is "on the table," you say? #facts

me to my date 😌☝️

WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

It's looking increasingly like these guys thought that if they could wreak more death and destruction than the other side then they would be respected as strong powerful men and they would "win" and that would make them big important heroes. Very possibly they had no rationale deeper than that.

ideation but in like a fun and silly way 🤪

hey california academy of sciences your website sucks and i hate it. only way to even log in is to google "california academy of sciences login," literally "log in" and "username" not on the page at all. then it doesn't recognize my password and then i reset my password and then it still doesn't.

okay i got the itch to play RE9 so i was like "i'll just find a best buy/walmart (fuck em but if i have to)/gamestop and grab a disc to get into it tonight." NONE OF THEM HAVE STOCK. that's fucking crazy, why have a brick and mortar store at all if you're not gonna have the hypest game out rn 😩

women are the goat fr 😤💯 #internationalwomensday #protectthedolls

i always thought pegging going viral/getting associated with international women's day (deadpool 2016) was so funny because like yesss make the woman do all the work 😌 obviously i'm here for it tho (both pegging AND women!). women are cool af, y'all gotta deal with so much fr, love y'all 🙇‍♀️💗

lord of the rings ahh trees 😤 #knotty

sunscreen is for f words (derogatory). I will simply be wearing my goofy ahh hat 😌☝️#protectyaneck #neckflap

waking up on daylight savings kinda weird. like what do you mean only some clocks tell the truth

might try to get into birds

Greyhound bus? dunno why you'd name your bus after an ugly ass dog but go off I guess

saw an artist whose art i bought years ago and is hanging in my house mention recently that she's interested in "AI storytelling." AI "storytelling" is not art, it is probability-laced ad libs. anyway now i need to buy new 12x16 art for that wall spot

sometimes the aeropress be squirting and farting. why that is? 🤔

If you're blue, and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits?

a cool thing about the unsubscribe button on top of many emails in gmail is that it does absolutely fucking nothing

oh hell nahhh not the quentin tarantinos 😩🫵 #feet

me for a year straight p much after my super traumatic breakup cuz my ex looked just like agnes tachyon and the Uma memes took over the zeitgeist (there is a god and he ((or she!)) likes to actively punish me) #breakup #Umamusume #agnestachyon also might make this an Uma vid meme dump thread 🤔

me when my friend is in town and there's not a lot of third places so we go to a bar to hang out even though i'm (california) sober atm #jesse #breakingbad #icanwatchyo #whathappenedtothoseweirdchairs

what if we kissed while playing burnout 3 👉👈🥺

thinking about booking train journeys and getting excited about saying "greetings, traveler!" to people. whimsical ahh mode of transport 😤 #trains

she let me hit because I kept referring to a nonexistent "chat" during dinner banter 😌

oh shiiiit i think i need dis

gonna learn to play We Are Charlie Kirk on this

According to payment processors, purchasing fictional sexy art is grossly immoral. Betting on school children getting blown up is fine though.

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed

fine i did it

congrats: if you work at OpenAI now, you know exactly what it was like to work at IBM in 1938

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agnes tachyon does not know about war with iran (or fascists or america's gestapo) 🥹

Sam Altman is a gay man and a billionaire agreeing to setup the infrastructure necessary to eradicate public homosexuality in America. The good news is his technology is so shitty that it cannot do what he is promising. However his immediate acquiescence shows he’s a billionaire first, as always.

It's so cool that pro-nuclear people managed to convince everyone that nuclear reactors are safe so there's going to be no resistance to these fascist ghouls irradiating like Canton Ohio to make a chatbot that tells them to fire everyone based on fake sales data Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

groupon may be the worst offender of dark patterns i have ever fucking seen. trying to cancel a purchased bundle within 24 hours (which they advertise as fine) was a nightmare of hidden buttons/routes. everything pointed to "get groupon credit," obfuscating the way to get your actual money back[1/3]

need

she let me hit cuz she heard me applying sound effects to my own actions

me in the pussy if im being quite honest 😌☝️

Fuuuuuuck its too strong, its all being pulled in!!!!

i love these <city mentioned> anime memes so much. who even is that little fella

instead of social apps verifying age they should verify compassion and genuine curiosity in the world around you

is this actually a bot, because, banger. im not pro clanker don't get it twisted. just Emma™️ Bot™️

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pretty cool pope

my spirit animal is the "look im gay" cat