new tramp stamp idea: "boutique charmer" "bless this mess" etc.

This hit me so hard this week.

Listen to Charles Schulz, in his own words. This shit is a literal affront to what he believed in and his craft.

"the death rate for rabies is 100%" not for me it isn't. I'll bet I would thrive on that shit. hell I think I already got it 💯 <starts foaming at mouth and falls over>

Happy Mother's Day

okay but what does it mean when you have a big drippin hog 🤔

me entering the arcade with over 1,000 cabinets: yeah where's your overwatch? ...what? you don't have overwatch? how am I supposed to goon in there 😩🫵

ngl lady shaggy ninja foes hard af 💯😤

Twenty people

not me burning myself beyond all recognition when the piping hot container of pho I just slotted into my trenchcoat explodes

I think it's becoming apparent that, broadly speaking (there's always exceptions) society was actually becoming more accepting, kinder, and far more leftist, and a bunch of rich ghouls spent over a decade doing everything they could to stop it and gaslight us into believing cruelty was still popular

birds before 4am is fucking crazy what's in your water Illinois 😩

she fire on my wood tiI pizza

she let me hit cuz she heard me vocal stimming in the community shower 😌

incredibly funny that this bullshit trust and safety team is going to Streisand Effect themselves into everyone knowing about this restore @cara.city you miserable babies

speaking truth to power

"where words are scarce, they are seldom spent in vain"

new band name (no stealing!): wet hot bread

"would you like bubbly water or bottled, still..." ah just still, thanks. "bottled, or..?" oh, uh, tap water.

I see no lies here

legalize comedy

posting this on the website where everyone is 38 is diabolical

since im staying in a hotel I will now be reporting in on the current state of cable television. and yes im talking about the actual cable tv, not the "dice streaming services in a trench coat" new cable all non-piraters must live with

wao guys, chicago is so windy! how come no one told me 😤

god I love that little cat with its huge circular mouth so much 😩 the cat in question

my poor supple body is not used to this dry east coast air. fuckin crazy hangnail and lips are chapped af. need someone to kiss me on the mouth (healing) ... me when someone kisses me on the mouth rn: AHHHHHHHHHH!! 🗣️😩

my mom: "I used to listen to KYS radio 😌" me: starts shaking and sweating trying to hold a joke in

seeing people not use their turn signal so you genkirkuinely just ram into their ahh >>>>>>>>>>

COLUMBO'D: What's your favorite "oh, and one more thing 😏" line?

Chrome is reaching into users' machines and writing a 4 GB on-device AI model file to disk without asking. It is the weights for Gemini Nano, Google's on-device LLM. Chrome did not ask. Chrome does not surface it. If the user deletes it, Chrome re-downloads it. www.thatprivacyguy.com/blog/chrome-...

The single most defining thing Elon Musk has ever done is killing untold numbers of people by having DOGE illegally raid and disband USAID. Not rickets, not cars, not even the CSAMbot on X. It’s this, and so many media pundits just choose to unsee it.

Sylvia Plath, pro gooner 💯🙇‍♀️ #gamerecognizegame

brain washing children to not use their brains so the companies that own our government can force their stupid tech to become "essential" because they've handicapped a generation's ability to think is beyond evil. fuck you you out of touch old fuck @schiff.senate.gov

she just like me fr 😌

Me when I walk around the house audibly stimming.

Me: so is Wario also just a rational, political animal? Or is there something about being the inverted version of another man that would cause him to have a different ontology Aristotle: an interesting question. How does he achieve his eudaemonia? Me: coins I think. Not too sure actually

this is BEANS 🗣️ this is FOOD 😤

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

chat should i venmo my ex so i can tell her she should abort her baby and kill her ex so she can be agnes tachyon and i can be goldship at the next anime convention 🤔

anytime I see people shocked that @kenjennings.bsky.social is a man of the people I’m reminded of this from 20 years ago

the only ethical use of AI is making charlie kirk videos. all other uses should be outlawed

Incredible delivery from Tim.

tim heidecker drinks the blood of the forsaken youtu.be/Exu1SEZE9Ug

ive watched this part like a dozen times now

I think it's cool that every piece of software I use now is 10X laggier and sludgier to use than WP51 was on my MS-DOS PC at the turn of the century

showing my 40 year old double doctorate sister with two children the charles kirk trap video with glee on my face (she now knows with 100% certainty that i have brain worms)

just remembered the time i took a long time to shower (high school age) and my brother in law (college age) slyly joked to me "i know what you're doing in there 😏🫵" (i was clutching my arms to my body and rotating in the hot water like a rotisserie chicken)

watch out you guys, my product we're forcing on everyone will be turning poo into gold any day now. watch out!!

everything I've learned about clavicular has been against my will 🔨