"We're not at war, we have no intention at being at war. The president and the Department of War have made it very clear, this is a limited operation." He was too cowardly to create the funniest statement known to man. A statement to give satire the final blow and end it once and for all.

Windows 14 rumored to have a free trial with no limit on playtime all the way up to level 70, including the award winning expansions "Heavensward" and "Stormblood," sources say.

Why do people, when I say that I am trying to lose weight because the doctor said I have raised liver values from being overweight, always assume I drink too much and ask if I destroyed my liver with drinking? 😐 I literally just told you that it's from being overweight, and I barely drink alcohol!

Still remember when they proudly and full-throatedly announced that Windows 10 is the last Windows ever.

Question: Should those of us who recently made content about renewable energy and made an argument that electric cars should be seen as a national security benefit because we can use energy sources other than oil, um, press on that? Kinda of hard to resist but y'know doesn't feel very kind.

Die Regierung hat sämtliche Förderungen zum Aussteig aus fossilem Gas gekürzt und auch vom Grüngasgesetz ist keine Spur. Wir müssen endlich unsere Abhängigkeit von fossilem Öl und Gas beenden - dazu braucht es konkrete politische Maßnahmen und kein Showpolitik mit abgedroschenen Phrasen.

Picture with my cutie @quasarfox.bsky.social by @banoffeemuffinz.bsky.social 🥰

We are back for more comic dubs! What do you mean, Valentines Day was 2 weeks ago? We obviously aren't late, not at alllll Feat. @kroolski.bsky.social Comic by dinosaurcomics! www.instagram.com/p/DUtBXgyDrfE/

So ABC News just reported that Trump is working very hard to keep Iran from getting nuclear weapons. Are you fucking kidding me? Is this how you do "journalism" now? Leave out anything that might put shit into context, like the fact that this whole mess is because Trump couldn't give Obama a "win"?

Pass it along, let's see your pfp in its full sized glory! Literally a full entire comic page from my cameo in @tamberlanecomic.com :D

Mfw @quasarfox.bsky.social plays Scapeskunk 😭

Almost every European furry heading to NFC in Malmö today.

Kheil is clearly a Star student. Well, in combat she is. In terms of time management, maybe not so much. This scene was voiced by: Perrydotto as Kheil Shaun Mendum as Fallan

Conservatives really murder marginalized groups, both directly and through inaction, and also harass marginalized people to the point of suicide, and then are absolutely *flabbergasted* when the stubborn few who survive are mean to them

The Republican party 100% is going to have to be made illegal after this is done, or this will not actually be done. The entire party must be dismantled.

Genuinely confused why Trump's approval rating is suddenly falling now. He's been acting like a mentally deficient toddler for over a decade by now and hasn't done anything that should be surprising to anyone who hasn't been in a coma since 2015. They still voted for him. What changed?

His villanous speeches are like... of someone who... talks really much? Words sure are hard Feat. @kroolski.bsky.social Comic by Ben Hed aka. pet_foolery! www.instagram.com/pet_foolery/... www.youtube.com/shorts/4bLdP...

I'm still flabbergasted there even existed people who paid for Discord in the first place. Like WHY????

Ok but can we talk about how a drug store is selling gaming monitors?

Alright fun little ✨raffle✨ cause we all need joy and I want to surpass the follower count I had on Twitter lmao 🌟 Follow and RT and drop a sona pic/ref! 🌟 Winner gets a little lock screen YCH of their sona like Palo shown here! Any gender, species, and body type welcome!

An innocent investigation uncovers something strange... This scene was voiced by: Perrydotto as Kheil Dan VO as the interrogated student www.youtube.com/shorts/RbBA-...

Ah yes, TBC launch day

It's wednesday, and that means it's time to get freaky in this week's weekly comic dub! Feat. @kroolski.bsky.social Comic by @extrafabulous.bsky.social

Doctors: "You shouldn't eat 6h or drink 2h before the surgery. Best is if you stop at midnight." I ate my last snack at 10pm. It's now 3pm the next day. Still dunno when the surgery is. So that's 17h without food or drink so far. 😬

when the game is called 'Man of Brutality: Honor's War' and the cover is a traumatized-looking guy covered in blood: "ah a nice easy game to blast through over the weekend" when the game is called 'The Fairy Princess and the Quest for Cotton Candy' and you're on level 2:

A fun little #Tamberlane thing Ari and I put together recently! We're super proud of this piece :D

Hopital (Getting a surgery to hopefully fix an annoying problem)

I managed to piss off way fewer people by directly saying "stop voting for republicans" than I did by making a video on the PlayStation's clever copy protection system. 94.9% likes now. 91.5% on the PS1 video.

This is a very good video. youtu.be/KtQ9nt2ZeGM

Yes because then they’d have to face the reality of what people think of them

The straw that broke the turtle's head. Feat. @kroolski.bsky.social Comic by @alexkrokus.bsky.social

christianity treating life & reality like a pit stop before eternal salvation is why shit is bad btw. these ghouls literally cannot value life on the planet. it is antithetical to the concept of heaven and hell. they really think something "better" awaits them and they have no duty to life on earth

Holy shit they executed a man on camera with like 10 shots. When do Americans finally have enough? What the actual fucking fuck, finally do something about these complete maniacs in power!!

Abolish the Republican Party.

Our dub of Pocketss' comic feat. @kroolski.bsky.social just hit one million views on YouTube! Thanks so much for all the love! 😭❤️

I just came up with a YouTube algorithm conspiracy theory based on my observations of the view gain patterns on my shorts.

Congress is an embarassment. Imagine having the power to put an end to this mayhem and not doing it. What a disgrace.

Why is any sane adult treating this "speech" as anything other than a mental collapse in front of the world. There should be questions about when (not if) the 25th is going to be used to remove an incapacitated president No sensible person should be treating this as in any way a worthy of analysis

Europe must not allow itself to be divided, neither by forces from within nor from without. Europe needs a European patriotism, a feeling – a certainty – of belonging together, of rooting for each other. www.bundespraesident.at/aktuelles/de...

Kheil comm for @bmbrice.bsky.social :) Check out these shooooesss!

Das ist kein Handelskonflikt, das ist ein Ultimatum: Lasst Dänemark und Grönland im Stich oder zahlt. Jetzt nicht einknicken, sondern die Kosten für Trump erhöhen, bis sein Kalkül nicht mehr aufgeht. Mit Gegenzöllen, Ächtung und Aufkündigung. Das ist das Einzige, was Erpresser verstehen.

Was die FPÖ meint, wenn ihnen der ÖRR "zu links" ist.

TRUE. GOBLIN. GRIT! Feat. @kroolski.bsky.social Comic by Pocketss

"Can Kheil beat ..." is so one-dimensional. What about "Can Kheil befriend ..." or "Would Kheil do an epic crossover with ..."? Part 23 of our dub of @bmbrice.bsky.social 's askblog! askkheilthings.tumblr.com Featuring: Perrydotto as Kheil Manuel "Volteer" Hahn as meganium97

Happy new year! We're kicking it off with more AskKheilThings! Part 22 of our dub of @bmbrice.bsky.social 's askblog! askkheilthings.tumblr.com Featuring: Perrydotto as Kheil Ozzie Encinas as Oz Fontra as Asker 1 Melina as selachidon

It is almost the end of the year! Time for one last AskKheilThings askblog short, featuring GENDER LORE! Part 21 of our dub of @bmbrice.bsky.social 's askblog! askkheilthings.tumblr.com Featuring: Azrael as Kraon Rebecca Olivia as Bilisht Lustaire as Asker 1 Melina as Asker 2

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.