With 1️⃣5️⃣ days left until Tip-Off, we’re reflecting on the league’s continued growth. In 2026, the WNBA enters a new era with 1️⃣5️⃣ teams with the addition of the Portland Fire and Toronto Tempo. #WNBATipOff presented by @carmax.com

this poll really just said “do you honestly think this is the best use of your time.”

His answer to soldiers inevitably getting the flu will be to do what the military always does when someone isn't feeling well, take a Motrin and get back to work.

This is absolutely lunacy. Hopefully all of you people who say that immigrants have nothing to worry about if we've "done things the right way" will shut the fuck up now, because they are now looking for even more ways to take green cards from people who have had them for years.

We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

I am not mature enough for this.

Last month in The Onion:

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

The thing about ICE is that they've existed long before January 2025 and a lot of you are behaving like they didn't and that they are somehow not still brutalizing the immigrant community because they're not currently murdering white citizens.

Times like this that I wish I had a diesel so that i can make my own fuel at home

Gas prices are so high because Trump fell asleep on the raise gas prices button

kind of intrigued by the idea of holding global democratic votes for what we name stuff on celestial bodies and the resulting future where all the moons in the solar system are MESSI-1 through MESSI-996 and every crater on the moon is named after a kpop star

easily one of the funniest guys america has had in decades

When they finally land on the moon again the first words should be "I found Jimmy Hoffa"

Decision Desk HQ projects Chris Taylor wins the Wisconsin State Supreme Court #DecisionMade: 9:26 PM EDT

The reason why we are returning to the moon is because Earth is running out of cheese

Seeing a solar eclipse from the moon! Awesome. #ArtemisII

I loving the NASA Livestream of #ArtemisII. The explanations of what is going on is great

🚨 Artemis II crew breaks the record for furthest distance from Earth ever traveled by humans 🌕 252,757 miles from Earth

👨‍🚀 The #Artemis II crew are now further from home than any humans ever, and European engines brought them there 🚀. 🌍 The record of 400 171 km was previously held by the Apollo 13 mission 🌕.

He got transported to Waffle House

“the blue sky people are too mean” no, you’re just mad that transgender people told you to shut up

In case you were wondering: Yes, there is a Jonathan the Great Tortoise angle to the Pam Bondi firing news.

www.europesays.com/uk/867700/ ok then.

Humans litter so much that they do it on planets they haven't even been too

Halfway to the moon would be a bad time for a clogged toilet #ArtemisII

“Nothing to do” is so funny. You’re on the moon but there’s no tv

Stoners will look at the moon and say "that would be a great place to get high"

Yo if you leave a theater like this you should be banned for life lmao

This path to return to the moon is exciting. Can't believe I get to see this in my lifetime #artemisII

The last time humans went to the moon Walter Kronkite was still alive

You heard it here first, people: 85-year-old Joe Biden 2028

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A real paisan~ ‘Sopranos’ Star Michael Imperioli ‘Forbids Bigots and Homophobes’ From Watching His Work: Supreme Court Decision ‘Allows Me to Discriminate’ https://variety.com/2023/tv/news/sopranos-michael-imperioli-scotus-forbids-homophobes-white-lotus-1235659995/

That looks like 1-WTC down to even giving it the same name. "Freedom Tower"

You think voting is going to restore trans rights? Who do we vote for to reverse this SCOTUS decision? We'll reverse it in maybe a decade at the fastest. Are you all okay waiting that long? I'm an adult so who cares. Kids tho, they don't have that time

"There is no ethical consumption under capitalism" is a lazy excuse to justify doing what you want.

Lol. LMAO even

Got added to an anti ai list last night and I checked it and theres even "ai slur users" Bitch ai lovers are not marginalized people. You're white and fascist. Hating ai is the moderate position

It is impossible to be a bigot against AI because AI is not alive. You can't even be speciesist against AI because, again, it is not alive. It doesn't experience anything.

Given Elon's immense wealth, his creation of a monster through horrible parenting will be everyone's problem for decades.

Mueller’s FBI persecuted Muslims nationwide. He was responsible for one of the most egregious, systemic violations of civil rights in the history of the FBI, which is saying a whole lot. This was Mueller’s FBI:

We need more of these pickup trucks in the US.

Rest in piss Chuck Norris

nothing says nuance like melting families at 3500 degrees celsius

I genuinely respect that he does authentic old man posting. How did he tag the website, is he treating it as a reply all sort of thing or did he do it without reason

they literally renamed the entire company after this

Where was this cold weather back in February?