Oh snap there he is again

Arrrr im conor mcgregor the peg leg rapist. I gotta one leg from a time i missed kickin’ a lad off the plank and me leg came clean off. Arrrr i got a wooden leg but my normal penis works regular.

Ok how about this. A charter from 962 of King Edgar granting a personal attendant some lands, maybe in Wiltshire. This personal attendant is named Titstan

In the film version of return of the King they should've included all that shit of Aragon healing people in Minas Tirith

I am hearing reports that Jordan Henderson has just broke both of his legs heel clicking in glee off of a 20 foot tall balcony

Sorloth what the fuck

drag it through the garden

The King

Golfer, "hann er beint á baki mér, er þat eigi?"

Everything I have learned about Platner I have learned against my will. I tuned out the second that Sensible Commentators said he was the only way to reach Left-Behind Men.

the fraud check has come due

Love that the USA lost. I love that they do so after demanding respect for glass donkeys like Pulisic and Balogun, that Trump intervening soured any goodwill they could have possibly garnered, love that they got outclassed and spanked and pantsed. Fuck the fourth of July and Trump and the police.

Tim Ream to be put down tonight 😔

Balogun red card reversal was a curse

There is 0 reason to take Trump at his word that he had anything to do with Balogun's red card

Jordan Henderson got a yellow card and got injured without playing my man, you can't take Geordies anywhere

Baloogun is what I used to kill that fat fucking bear from jungle book

Alexi Lalas calling the balogun news a “Jan 6 pardon”

A rock

Oscar's; 28 Victoria St, Douglas, Isle of Man IM1 3PZ, Isle of Man https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=54.14940199999999%2C-4.4792605&query_place_id=ChIJ-8sGOC-FY0gR5vf1Lu3p33g

THERAPIST: Chili Vision isn’t real. It can’t hurt you. CHILI VISION:

Ah good, another week of articles about how the USA can win the World Cup despite the fact the best team they’ve beaten so far ranks 28 in the world and they lost to 27

The Sport Understander has logged on

My brother has been working on a joke about how unfair it is "US has to play 2 countries" because of "Bosnia and Herzogovina" and he's not particularly close but I'm happy he's keeping busy

Halga Cuþbert sanct, nim his eagan doð swa ic bidde

Putting on too many hats before bed so I can meet the Benadryl Man

Urkel, housecarl of Cunt

A rare Nude Jon

Europeans rn:

Alternative wedding venue I'd propose for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce:

she saxon on my angle til i jute

what is more callous, someone from brookings having pig poop balls posted at them on social media because they said something dumb, or having a working health care or immigration system dismissed as a purity test or wanting a pony. and which one of these gets written up as a Very Serious problem

Clovis son of Childeric, "

Leftists need to think twice about acting like the Tea Party did against incumbent Republicans! All it got them was complete control of the party, ironclad support within it for their views, and every branch of government.

Here's my alltime (since 450CE) starting XI for Scotland GK - St Columba RB - Fergus Mor CB - Thorfinn Skull-splitter CB - MacBeth LB - Rod Stewart CM - Robert the Bruce CM - Malcolm Canmore LW - Cinead Mac Alpin AM - Kenny Dalglish RW - Causantín Mac Aed ST - William Wallace

the demons bade me

The World Cup camera operators are the horniest people in the world. Go jerk off or take a cold shower and come back to work locked in for fucks sake

A FATHERS DAY THREAD: Hey everybody whose dad is not in the picture for one reason or another: I am right there with you. My dad died in 2011. We weren't estranged, but he was such a distant figure in my life that not a lot has changed in our relationship.

My friend you're either Gaywood or Wormegay and you can't be both

Telemundo's announcers go temporarily speechless when a Côte d'Ivoire fan was shown on the feed (h/t @edsbs.bsky.social)

Bill Gates Invests In Child Sex Ring Startup

My bio on linkedin:

Men (certain men i guess) are incapable of accepting that their worthiness will be determined by proving their value and being considerate and not in exchange for innate characteristics like having a pennis and it drives them insane

If historians with medieval history podcasts use AI to generate a picture for reference, maybe they shouldn't admit it ON the podcast