"I'm just a lowercase s socialist who's in to nonviolence and due process and stuff" also: "There's this rude guy in the neighborhood who always has something to say when i pass him walking our dogs" my wife Me, "

I was curious to what the "breasts" hyperlink linked to so I went searching for the source of this screenshot. The content of the screenshot is from a FHM article from the early 2000s that someone transcribed onto their livejournal around 2006. The link goes to vampire fanfiction. Enjoy:

I no longer have diarrhea

I run a YouTube account which posts a lot of videos titled like "Bill Hader Being An Absolute Unhinged Taurus for 43 Minutes." All of the ad revenue goes towards supporting the brave mujahedin of the Islamic State

If owned a social media i don't think i'd act too differently than the people who owned them now tbh. If i win the lottery i'd certainly buy Discord and shut down the unofficial Hollywood Handbook server and have some of the YKS members jailed indefinitely. So i have compassion

I'll say this too: if you live at all close to the Broadview ICE facility I encourage you to go take a look. Its right off of the South 25th St exit I290, nearly behind the QT there. Just go see it. They have turned it in to a fortress in the midst of a suburban industrial block. Bear witness.

On one hand, when the staties show up to move people off Beach or Lexington they are doing it more peacefully than ice would. On the other, a point of peaceful protesting and obstructing is forcing LE to take action against you in order to draw attention to the cause.

I spoke to a Venezuelan woman who was arrested in this raid and later released with her 4yo son. She said agents broke down their door, pointed guns at them and made sexualized remarks about Venezuelan women. When she returned to her apartment it was boarded up and all her possessions were gone.

Fuck yeah Garf pickin the ol banjer

I need someone to walk by my house at 8:10am and tell me if you can hear me having my huge shits from the street when i have the windows open

Fasting sucks happy yom kippur to all

"And I have dreamt a marvellous dream. I saw a fair field full of folk, poor and rich, working and wandering as the world demands"

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Rockford, IL, Raleigh, NC, Detroit

If you see this, post a bridge

Guy at work nicknamed my penis “furby”

no no no NO NO the fetish is about fucking bagels

Some guy rollerbladed in to the pub and the golden retriever already in here attacked him

I'm sorry, but I don't understand Wirtz's instruction at all. He's not an option on the left wing, he's not particularly close to the action, and a few times when Grav and Macca have been carrying through the lines he just stood there and watched them running by #LFC

Hotel i just booked for after a wedding is $258 and and the check-in is 5pm and check-out is 11am. $258 for 18 hours is some bullshit

🚨NEW: For the first time in history, the single largest group of people arrested in the interior and sent to ICE detention is people with NO criminal record. As of yesterday's data release, 40%(!) of those arrested in the interior and detained by ICE had no prior conviction or pending charges.

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Thinking about something happening to Allstate Insurance. Thinking about it happening at my hand and smiling serenely to myself.

At the VERY least, democrats can stop pretending the gop are on their same side in advancing the American project. But if they're not allies, they would then have to put forth a compelling argument about how their desires and views are fundamentally different than the republicans.

"Our values and principles ask more than most of us are able to give—if they don’t, they are probably too weak to be worth holding." Yes, fuck yes Olufemi. Go off on his ass.

patting my tummy contentedly after a big lunch

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Catching up with someone i haven't seen in 25 years, "oh hey whats up man, do you still play little league baseball?"

I have a work colleague who a few months ago was trying to convince me that immigration was so out of control that "they" were taking over whole towns and it really upset me that he believed it and i couldn't fathom who he was listening to to get that idea.

Hell yeah porno makes me so horny weirdly enough

Woke Bob Iger at it again.

Cops pulled me over for hurdy gurdy while driving and the National Guard confiscated it :(

There's porno at this car dealership

Man my dad and I were so pumped to see The Saint in theaters and it didn't disappoint. Val and Elisabeth 🥵🥵🥵 Also to answer the question at hand: 2002's Slackers starring Devon Sawa, Jamie King, Jason Schwartzman, Jason Segel, Michael C Maronn. Also American Pie 2 is good.

Happy 10 Year Anniversary of my bachelor party. I got so drunk in Grand Rapids, Michigan. At one point i disappeared from a bar and my brothers found me down the street peeing in a bush. I was asleep and in bed at 9PM

I want to understand the other side so I will reach out to a glib and practiced liar and let him lie

How bout these apples?

My insurance agency is making me swear an oath of fealty to them? And touch their arm ring while doing so??

one of the clearest signs you're dealing with a strong and principled political movement is when they want to make it illegal to make fun of them

Bryan Mbuemo truly downgraded moving from Brentford to Man Ure. Unreal the downturn of this organization.

Remember when Rudy Guiliani got in to a car accident and made up that insane lie about helping a domestic violence victim?

they are mourning the massive investment that the foster friess's of the world just lost. its like a megayacht sinking

Sorry Buttley but Liverpool are winning every single match this season. 38-0, 114 points.

While everyone is still distracted i will say now that i throw bagged dog poo in any can thats most convenient. If you make your wishes known you dont want poo in your can (a sign perhaps) i respect but other than that your accessible can is getting dog poo in it. And also i am insane.

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Lmao a last minute goal from Schade's crazy ass long throw, you truly love to see it