This is exactly what I want.

@duckvalentine.bsky.social I rarely use Bluesky, but I had to duck in to say I'm so sad I won't get your reaction to the DK64 news on NVC. So glad we're all living your dream.

I need to know what this little girl saw.

Thank God

Fill the swamp?

Thank you, random Denver vending machine, for the greatest fucking pin I've ever seen.

i shit you not, i just looked this up: Twitch Plays Pokemon got the second badge in about 50 hours

Final Destination: Bloodlines (2025) Directed by Zach Liovski and Adam Stein

Britney Spears, inventor of Rock n Roll.

Tons of people are doing ozempic but nobody wants to talk about it. It’s like the opposite of CrossFit.

Happy Weekend! Come vibe with me and watch some Muppets! twitch.tv/ripleywg

I can't believe Andor cast this legend

Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 10 NA eShop codes (Switch) for Star Wars: Grand Collection (9 games total) courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway ends on May 18th, 6PM PT Store page: www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

At a recent Master Pancake show, @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social said "Tootsie's dress makes her look like the chocolate swamp from Candyland", and I have not stopped thinking about it in weeks.

With apologies to ugly baby Jesus. Twitch.tv/ripleywg

Undefeated

Tom Holland Working Up Courage To Tell Zendaya He Only 17 theonion.com/tom-hol...

Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out theonion.com/breakfa...

Some dude just shouted insults at me from his car as I walked into the liquor store🙃

@jasonsheridan.bsky.social Kermit was doing ad reads for Scapple in the early days.

Starting at 10:30 central: I go all the way back to Sam & Friends to celebrate the 70th Anniversary of THE MUPPETS! Join me on Twitch? twitch.tv/ripleywg

Parents be waking up to this in their face every morning.

Congratulations to Shermer High School on its first Papal Alum.

A new Washington State law requires clergy to break the secrecy of the confessional when child abuse or neglect has been revealed and report it to the authorities. The Justice Department announced an investigation into the law, which it called “anti-Catholic.” nyti.ms/3GKtgZA

These names canNOT be real

Free Movie Idea: "Vacation Bible Ghoul". A young believer has her faith tested one summer when she falls in love with the most unlikely partner - the ghost of her best friend who died at the camp one year ago.

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How do I sign up to be one of @jontaffer.bsky.social's Bar Spies? I spend a lot of time in bars and am good on camera.

These guys get so irritated when I pretend to not know what they want.

I need more queer gamer folx in my Twitch audience. Give me a follow/share with your friends? Twitch.tv/ripleywg

LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga is free on Epic Games Store for the next 24 hours buff.ly/ptm88W7

Just drove by OnlyFades. You cannot imagine the scream I scumt

This week on RIPLEY'S WEEKEND MUPPET FIX, we are celebrating Muppet Show and Sesame Street icon Ruth Buzzi, who passed away this week at the age of 88. Join us for Ruth and MOOOOORE at 10:30 central! twitch.tv/ripleywg

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Disney released a teaser video for the Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge and Rise of the Resistance walkthrough videos that are hitting Disney+ on May the Fourth. The coolest part may be that "Disney Parks POV" has a logo. If they're branding it, it's a safe bet there are at least tentative plans for more.

You ever look at your dog and just get choked up? Look at this guy. What an icon.

Hallelujah, holy shit! Where's the tylenol?

High as balls at the neighborhood pool listening to this banger.

@andrewbloom.bsky.social after seeing theScreamapiller

I just found Room 46 and rolled credits on BLUE PRINCE. I know there is a seemingly endless amount of post-game stuff waiting for me, but if this were it, it would be a masterpiece. Play this one.

Hosting an event in a movie theater lobby and I keep getting distracted by the massive Thunderbolts* cereal box with life(ish) sized Florence Pugh🫠

Nice.

My mom just sent me a picture of me as a kid holding a PDA-Like device with a webcam. I don't remember this thing at all. Anyone know what this is?

A thread of ideas for Muppet skits:

I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario

We are LIVE with Miss Piggy and Aubrey Plaza! twitch.tv/ripleywg

I'll be live streaming Gonzo's rapture on Twitch! Ripley's Weekend Muppet Fix starts soon!

If you're not from Texas, you may not know that EVERY band will play at least the opening piece of "Deep in the Heart of Texas" at some point in their set. Sammy Rae & the Friends just played "Texas Song" from SpongeBob and the entire crowd yodeled along. Please make this the new standard.