Ricky the swan and his duck friends are enjoying the flooding of the lake by my apartment. This day of reprieve from the rain here in WA has been appreciated by everyone it seems.

The @diceenvy.bsky.social advent calendar continues to be my favorite every December. Day 5 was a never before seen Three Sided Die!

Tonight I had the cake that inspired the one in Portal. I had the real Portal cake. It is as good as as the game makes you believe it was.

Black Friday is here, and for the next week, you can get a #SteamDeck LCD at a discount to celebrate the holiday: steamdeckhq.com/steam-deck-l...

An awesome collection for a great price. Looks good, runs on many systems now, and can be played co-op. Worth getting at twice the price.

i am tired of being gaslit by medical offices, you have never once changed the options of the phone menu. sick of your lies actually

My sympathies are with every South Asian child that now has to hear their parents tell them they need to be a "doctor, lawyer, or mayor of New York"

Can’t believe Dick Chaney couldn't even last four days into No Nut November

[stares] god i hate computers

He doesn’t ever do this. Was I missed today? Does he want me to stop playing games? Is he just trying to be in my was?

Made it even easier to see if you have this and access it if you do! Copy this into either your web browser or File Explorer address bar. It will take you right to that screenshot (or if it takes you to the main Settings window, you don't have that screen yet.) ms-settings:privacy-systemaimodels

Jared Leto is the opposite of a movie star, he is a movie black hole

Wireless speeds on Nintendo consoles always seem to suck. This helps.

I love my friends, but some of their hobbies are questionable.

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.

Visual representation of how I feel going to an all you can eat brunch buffet.

I forgot I had a 2TB NVME drive sitting in a desk drawer mixed in with my 256gb drives.... Maybe I have too much hardware....

Huh. I guess this is acceptable use.

We were going to throw this chair out since the base won’t sit straight and the bonded leather is flaking off, but Bruce won’t let us. It’s his favorite chair.

The gamer urge to message my cousin (whom I haven’t talked to in a long time) and say “Cousin, let’s go bowling!”

Today I unloaded a moving van with the last of our stuff, walked around a car museum with my parents, then moved a couch out of someone’s 2nd story apartment and into my 3rd story one. It’s been a very long and exhausting day. My feet hurt. Can I go back to playing video games and CAD work?

"a good dungeon master learns to say 'yes, and' to their players" "a good DM learns how to say no to their players." both wrong. the real art is learning to say Yes to your players in such a deliberate, long winded or ominous fashion that they change their minds and do something else

Why am I driving across Washington State to see @alyankovic.bsky.social tomorrow instead of Friday where he will be on my side of the state? Because my sister paid for the tickets, and thus she picks the venue. Worth it though.

A key sign I have no involvement in casting or production is that neither Costas Mandylor nor Michael Mando have appeared in THE MANDALORIAN.

“New” Computer day for the wife. Her 8 year old CPU just is not keeping up with the demand of new software.

This, but on my 2008 Scion.

This is the funniest official cover art I’ve seen for a major motion picture. The artists that got that approved deserves some sort of award.

KNOWING COMPUTER SHIT: pros: being able to figure out some silly bullshit issue and cobble a fix together cons: [crying, screaming, throwing up, etc]

After 10 months of only weekend visitations, I finally have my third love back to me full time. I can finally rest easy at night knowing that I am back with my own bed again.

How can two adults in an apartment have so much stuff. We purged so much when we moved to the area in 2019, kept things minimal for four years, then just apparently started to accumulate tons of stuff. If I wasn’t spending the work week halfway across the state we probably could have purged sooner.

Accurate. YouTube feed too.

When I first saw the new Pauline design in Donkey Kong I had my “Internet made it fucky” alarm go off. (Shout out to ProZD for that reference). After looking more I realized that my 3 nieces aged between 10 to 12 might be happy to be represented in a game. That I think is the better thought course

It's me. I am boys.

Late night at work. No proper kitchen. Didn’t want fast food. So instead grocery store sandwich, Chex mix, and a (very fruity) hard cider for dinner. Hopefully I can be passed out in 2 hours to start a new day…

He is judging my Mario Kart 8 skills.

One of my nieces express interest in having her own 3DS when I told her I have an extra one. So now I have the pressure to become the cool uncle on me and polish up one of my extras.

Been about 25 years since I’ve been to the skating rink and on some blades. I’m not as coordinated as I used to be but not as bad as I thought.

Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 10 NA eShop codes (Switch) for Star Wars: Grand Collection (9 games total) courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway ends on May 18th, 6PM PT Store page: www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

Are you not Googley enough for the Google Club?

well I was going to spend my night building and moving my PC to a new case. Instead I got wine drunk and am watching YouTube videos. oops

Maybe Ultron was right?

Reopening Alcatraz while also revitalizing the American movie industry by making a sequel to The Rock staring The Rock where he says the line “I need to get off The Rock so I can get these rocks off”

Me in Oblivion Remastered, and really every Elder Scrolls game for the last 24 years:

For your mental health I present: Plum’s paws

I just want to take a day off to do nothing but sleep on the couch. Get a nap that leaves an impression of the fabric on my face. I feel like that could fix me right now.

Man. George Lucas tried to warn us with the prequels, but people just laughed, whined, or ignored him.