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That's the west coast mainline for you

Dr’s Feelgood and Robert have a lot in common

I do this with hotels

De de derr der, de de de de derr

It’ll drive you mad.

Quite literally insane* *in the Seine

Obviously, the officials / VAR have to make it all about them and ruin it. Otherwise, that was two super-teams doing mad soccer sex shit to each other for 45 minutes.

That team from Mars has finally arrived to beat Shanks’s Reds. And it’s one of these two.

Gonna have to post it for context now I guess

How BBC Radio York covered York City's title-winning equaliser.

1) Space 2) Of shite 3) Splashmore 4) Goat 5) Climb the

‘I nearly quit to become a fencing teacher’: Iron Maiden on 50 years of heavy metal, hard living – and hopeless communication skills

Went coarse fishing yesterday. Caught two fucking fish.

Thanks to the events of Sunday, Jordan Pickford has more yellow cards than wins against Liverpool.

Good things about England: - Cricket - Heavy metal music - Its cheese - Football - Its three pronged plug - Its postcode format

This guy failed?

6 - Liverpool have now scored six 90th-minute winners against Everton in the Premier League - the most one side has against a single opponent in the competition's history. And here they all are! #LFC #Liverpool #Everton #EFC #MerseysideDerby

#LFC have 3 players who were alive the last time Everton won a trophy. 2 of them scored today. Not on their watch.

🎵 and tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1995🎶

YEEEEEEEEEEREAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHSSSSS!!!!!!!

Lot of people living in cloud cuckoo land on Wirtz. He won’t make it at Liverpool for as long as he’s got a hole in his arse. Isn’t physically capable.

Don’t like that team at all. Is Frimpong unfit? I mean, we know Isak is, so I really don’t like his inclusion, and Salah is, if we’re honest, a waste of a shirt at this point? And Wirtz is weak as piss, they’ll have him for breakfast. Right, that’s my attempt to cry it in, let’s hear yours.

Queued for two and a half hours for this this morning. I now have three copies and it won’t take much to make me buy a fourth. A violently misunderstood record, beloved by everyone who gave it a chance.

De Spursy Amirite??

Three fundamentals get lost in the myth of Lemmy. He was a fantastic singer, a unique bass player, and a super songwriter.

Arthur Scargill 1984

An electrifying treat from the Pyromania Deluxe release. Still carrying the echoes of their metallic beginnings on this. It’s as fast as Maiden and as loud as Motörhead.

A wasp in furry clothing. Not to be trusted.

They must be talking about me.

I'd give it five minutes.

I’d have taken 4-0 on aggravate at kick off in Paris.

72 minutes closer to the end of the season. Lovely stuff.

If you didn’t believe before…!!

Plenty pretending that was alright. It was terrible. Couldn’t pass water, no plan to score, season’s second best forward has got a season ender. Just get us to the summer.

Time to break out my favourite ever Viz strip.

Most popular swears this week: 1. FUCK 2. SHIT 3. FUCKING 4. COCK 5. DICK 6. BULLSHIT 7. ASSHOLE 8. PISS 9. SHITTY 10. BASTARD

Ohh flew round the moon did you ? In your little spaceship ? Fucking grow up !

Tenner each way on Sad Ken.

Imagine how much those astronauts want to fucking kill each other.

Viz 355

"WHO LET MELANIA DO AN EPSTEIN STATEMENT !"

This is like the end of Shankly’s first team. The great team we were is being broken up. Thank God the rebuild is going well.

Press Gang Knightmare Rainbow Teddy Ruxpin Dogtanian Telebugs Button Moon Round the Bend Childrens Ward Thomas & Friends

The plan did not work. PSG were just in a forgiving mood.

Very embarrassing, but a good result.

Seeing a lot of discourse asking what the plan to score a goal is. I don’t think there is one. I think tonight has purely been about limiting damage. And it’s arguable that at 2-0 after 74 minutes, it’s a plan that’s worked.