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I personally think he is our greatest ever player. I’ve never seen any other Liverpool player be able to do *everything*. Tackle, run, cross, head it, beat a man, use both feet… the only thing we never saw was how good a keeper he was.

Getting excellent “diplomatic incident” vibes from this.

Two Drunks And The Last Bus Home, painting by Anthony Marn.

I can’t be the only person who is expecting to wake up for his middle-aged piss at about 4am, check the score, hope Mexico have won, and promptly go back to dreaming about shagging Liz Hurley?

Morning

Death to all but metal

Paid a fucking bonkers amount for this even though it’s a re-issue. Going to the reunion show in Fulda next year because the only time you can have with Tobias Sammet is a good one.

One month to go. A record so brilliant it’s silly. Genius.

Bang the head that doesn’t bang.

Brilliant hit single, We Didn’t Start the Fire, is my karaoke party piece.

Happy 4th of July

Gonna bowl into Sinclairs Oyster Bar tomorrow, sit down with a pint of Alpine, play Angry Birds on my phone, and call everyone a cunt.

Stephen fucking Hawking doesn’t miss from there. I’ve never been more confused by a footballer. Does nothing, offers nothing, then scores and his team wins.

It’s World Beatles Day, so here’s a strip we did for Viz ages ago.

6 years ago today... No.19 🏆🤩

That’ll be the fucking anniversary of cunting Brexit

Paul Scholes:

Can't believe it's been 10 years of being told that you mustn't call ignorant bigots ignorant bigots. You just have to politely live with the mess they've made

Remember that bit when we weren’t allowed to call them thick?

Look how pretty this photograph is.

Marge can you set the oven to cold?

[in the dead of night] Is that a goddamn blackbird singing?

People with a window seat on planes who don’t look out of the window should be thrown out of them.

Wonder who she votes for. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

A clueless former colleague once said to me, "I assume you'll be calling for Steve McLaren's head". The answer was no.

NEW: Why much of Liverpool doesn’t care about England at the World Cup #lfc

Excited for Dale Johnson to defend it

A terrible week for fucking

It’s all con in my eyes. I hate international football because of how it steals players away from the thing that matters.

the radio edit only lasts 16 weeks

Like a new signing

Seeing Opeth in Halifax in August, hence this.

Everything reminds me of her xx

Oooooh the devil!

A night with Demi Moore.

This woman is about to have sex with this guitar because it’s the Scorpions.

Indeed we do my friends.

I detect a Beatles influence.

How the fuck has this only been reposted 21 times in five hours?

Has everyone lost their minds? Darwin Nunez is thick as pig shit, an infuriating footballer, who spends large parts of his life either offside or being unable to hit a cow’s arse with a banjo. You’ve all gone mad.

Celebrity Skin, meet my friend Strange Wings. Charmed.

Coldplay have sold more albums than Savatage. You can’t trust people Jeremy.

I once got told I look like Chris Moyles.

Wicked, in the 1989, Ace from Dr Who (cc. @thecenci.bsky.social) sense of the word.

First time I’ve had this on vinyl. Four (FOUR!!) top ten singles on the UK chart, even though it’s a semi-conceptual prog metal album. Remarkable record.