DOIN THE DO

She popped round for coffee at ours when I was a kid. She wanted Mellow Birds., we only had Maxwell House. She was proper pissed off.

The Sam Allardyce of the CofE

Done - and so should you!

Can but hope he goes back soon and sits on the shitter with a load of Quarterpounders

Give POTUS a one way ticket and build a drive through McDonalds on Tranquility and watch him from afar.

Get her back!

"lost his phone"

Happy Birthday to Elton John.

Mbappe’s doctor

THANK YOU FOR ATTENTION TO THIS MITRE

Narrator's voice in 2030; " The energy companies int he UK made their largest ever profits in 2026/27"

Time it will take of the local garage diesel (currently at £1.83 per L) going back to pre war norms (£1.40) 8 years

and it will be badly

Calling @warringtonruncorn.com

Looks like ai picked the wrong week to buy a range of mutuals

Elevation map of Europe.

Those hands are way out of proportion

Celebrity dinner party. You can invite two people.

The mashed gurning lad being ejected from the Hacienda at closing time every Sunday am 1988-1991

Banks are cnuts 101

They were all 30p each eh, eh!

Never seen anything so relatable

same energy

That machine is basically my facial expression every time this gov't does anything...

McSweeney be like

if this was a leader in some junta dictatorship country making these threats, the US would stand up and say not on our watch.... Oh...

Is he in the room with you now Mr Presidont

Europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of Hormuz:

Oil companies RN

Essentially: Get out my office Barnes

tax 'em back to the stoneage...

Anuerin Bevan and Atlle would spinning in their graves. She is abhorrent

She jusst needs a couple of SS patches on her collars for the full look.

How I feel when someone blocks me.

The post-WWII reconstruction of Liverpool, England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

and Trump is no FDR. Come to think of it he's no Herbert Hoover either.