Tradwives could never 😉

Baller

I think I just saw an ICE vehicle pull into the Dollar General on McNeilly Rd. Black suburban, spotlight on the driver side, black and gold construction zone sticker on the back bumper, and a plastic shield over the license plate that made it completely indecipherable. Eyes open, Pittsburgh

Anybody I know have a NYT cooking subscription and willing to send me the one pot Zaatar Chicikeb and Rice rice? Damn paywall!

Clear “bullshit” chant in the Mich-USC broadcast, that’s always funny

Wow don’t insult communists like that

I want to go on record: Bad Bunny brings out Drake during the Super Bowl this year, just to continue this storyline that creates more publicity for everybody

Today, I am both Anakin and Padme

amazing how many people walk around with a giant sign around their neck that says "i can't cut it"

Public apologies to Zach Bryan! I should never have confused you with Zach Brown, or Luke Bryan, or…

(Rewatching House) Fuck this lady who just referred to 20/200 vision as “almost completely blind”!

(Rewatching House) Fuck this lady who just referred to 20/200 vision as “almost completely blind”!

MCCOYYYYYY! #fsu

Welcome to college football snugturday

you have to consider though with "no songs in english" every song bad bunny performs could be an ode to an active nfl player's hog and danica patrick would have no way of knowing

Ray from Car Talk is still alive, let's set him loose

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sabrina Carpenter https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-sabrina-carpenter/

@oldenoughtosay.com another 🧄 recipe option?? I’m trying it out today but I wasn’t brave enough to go full bulbs-for-cloves. Still smells amazing though!

The dumbest aspect of Orpheus and Eurydice, esp in Hadestown, is that nothing was stopping them from talking to each other without looking back. The idiots could have sang together the whole walk home to feel reassured that they weren’t alone!

A lot of people think that every international student admitted means one fewer spot for domestic students, when the opposite is more likely true - the tuition revenue international students bring allows public universities to provide substantial discounts to domestic students, improving access.

Pitt’s about to be the first team to have a halftime lead but also be losing?

“Are you a dog person or a cat person” brother that’s like asking if I’m a sunshine person or rainbow person. Show me the critter

Some people here love to dismiss ‘sportsball’ but S. African teams being banned from international competition was an important factor in ending Apartheid because it made their crimes real for non-political folk.

Make sure to vote Yes on these retention elections in November.

🤩 Halloween quilt top done 😍🐈🐈‍⬛

Can’t explain it but of course they want to take away one of the only painkillers that’s safe for pregnancy, a condition that causes weird and unusual pains. these people WANT pregnancy to be a punishment and handicap. they want to control.

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

Wife: "how did you get that drunk???" Me: too much liquid and too many different things

My low-stakes conspiracy of the week: in the Otezla karaoke commercial, the guy’s name was originally Nate, not Ned. When the crowd chants for him, it’s definitely a long-A sound

My mom, first thing this am: “Good morning honey! What is capitalism?”

Battle of the (first?) millennium: Westminster Titans v Case Western Reserve Spartans

Trans rights are not the rights of a tiny minority, trans rights are everyone’s rights to self-determination, control of our bodies, and a society where opportunity and aesthetics are not restricted by sex assigned at birth You should support and defend trans people because trans people are people

live your life so that when you die everyone talks about how hot you were and not how you were a hateful bigot

God damn it

Holly is a Backyard Brawl Watcher, confirmed?

Bill Hilgrove just called the PT/training team “the Boo-Birds”??

What kind of throw was that!?!?

WVU’s punter got so lucky there

...being racist?

The only opinion I hold today (from the hellsite courtesy of @roastmalone.bsky.social)

This is the best account I have followed recently (check the timestamp)

The Score reveals itself again

“Drinkall” is a pretty badass name, not gonna lie

Pretty sure Trey Young just picked the opposite of whoever Pat McAfee picked

Did anyone capture the graphic where Jalen Hurts was holding an eagle right after he scored the td? @thejeemteam.bsky.social thought I was crazy describing it.

my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy

Ohio State is an SEC school that doesn’t know how to cook or dress

Midwest Over Everybody