If you need a last minute gift, Penzeys Spices is having a pretty awesome deal where you spend $40 and get a $20 bonus gift card for each one you buy, so I just got two. I actually think they’ll be a hit since they have so much cool shit on their site. www.penzeys.com/online-catal...

the woman sitting behind carr has some hilarious reactions to this

these two sentences would be verboten DEI if you read them as as referring to any other demographic

Bad Guys Caught: 0 Back to the podcast!

True Grit: the Bethel Park Cut

Vance’s shadow looks like it’s taking a whiz

People love to shit on Dems but House Dems, in the face of an authoritarian executive branch and deferential House Speaker have in the first year: forced two discharge petitions (Epstein and ACA), and might win a government shutdown. Not bad for the minority!

Some of this ought to be put right into an ad

This story Carl Nassib told on RC's pod about coming out in the NFL cracked me up. His delivery is so good!

An absolute bedrock institution for understanding how the planet works, just civilization-scaled vandalism by the most incurious morons on Earth

>Venezuela is stealing our oil and land

Pro-wrestling legend Mick Foley announced this morning that he's parting ways with WWE over the organization's "close relationship with Donald Trump," saying the president's "incredibly cruel comments in the wake of Rob Reiner’s death is the final straw for me."

Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.

100% a reason that only a few cuisines (Indian, Chinese, Thai, Pizza) were delivery focused and now while you can order French Fries to your house and idk they’re not a delivery food, can’t be done well.

BREAKING The Mayor of Providence says that the person of interest in the Brown University shooting is being released. This means the killer is still at large.

There’s a certain magic to checking on your little one on the monitor. No like seriously, her stuffed penguin might be growing a human arm. Or her transformation into a stuffed penguin may almost be complete.

I must not know enough of the story but why are we all mad at Stafford for leaving again? Did she trash Pitt on the way out or something?

Steel City must be hurting for sales because their ads are absolutely everywhere on my socials and I’ve never even bought anything from them. Just blowing through that ad budget money.

Now look at CBS. Installing Bari Weiss to run a news division isn’t a "pivot to the center." It is a deliberate hollowing out. Take a legacy institution, gut its standards, wear its skin like a suit. They don’t want CBS's credibility; they want to destroy the idea that credible news exists at all.

Diego Pavia showing up like the main character in a Lonely Island video is exactly what i'd hoped

BREAKING Two people have been found dead at the home of director and actor Rob Reiner. The LA Fire Department said the ages of the two victims is 78 and 68 which matches the ages of Rob and his wife Michele. Full Story: bit.ly/497DhMd

Looks like Pitt/A&M match is the early match on Thursday. 6:30 PM. ESPN

This is so huge. That was going to essentially be a home game for Nebraska against Pitt. Now, I have no idea who that crowd will be rooting for or against. But that’s an amazing development for Pitt.

Bus boom your asses home!

Oh my god yes!!!!!

I just can’t with this fucking coach man lol

The Good Score and the Annoying One

TAMU 👀

A WSJ interview with Trump on the economy was interrupted multiple times by phone calls, including one from Interior Secretary Doug Burgum, “who joined by speakerphone to discuss the administration’s plans for Washington, D.C., golf courses.” www.wsj.com/politics/ele...

I have a 9:30 AM reservation for brunch at the Grand Concourse and god damnit, if it takes 90 minutes of digging out to make it then that’s what I’m (currently dying through) doing

Tons of credit to Fish for retooling and getting back to the final four after losing Emmy Klika, Rachel Fairbanks, Torrey Stafford, VVG, and Cat Flood. Just an insane standard to keep and he, along with returning players Olivia Babcock, Bre Kelley, Blaire Bayless, and others, did the damn thing

Couldn’t see Cathy on the drive up Forbes

Pitt Volleyball, I love you 🫶🏼

My kid’s bath and bed time is going to seriously fuck with my ability to Hail online with yinz during the match tonight…probably be 9 before I can tune in 🙄

Yeaaaaa, not leaving Brookline tonight

So update on derp tree, now a middle and bottom strand have suddenly gone out to the point where is almost looks intentional, dare I say better? Anyways I am done messing with Chrimas lights and decorations for the season, and so we plow forward a few French fries short of a happy meal

Shop n Save was Holly Jolly F U C K E D🎄

There is a pandemic going around where people are unable to keep their word. In the last month alone I’ve lost a long-time contractor and a long-time babysitter because of their inability to remember their commitments to me without constant reminders 😠

Three Shirts McGee’s entire MAGA schtick was about draining the swamp, exposing the deep state cabal blah blah… Here he is palling around with Jeffrey Epstein. They are the monsters they were warning us about.

Lawless, criminal behavior

“Post-liberalism” means two things: 1) I like the fascism, but I don’t think of myself as the sort of person who’d be into something so uncouth. 2) The woke made me do it, but since everyone’s opposed to liberty now, why don’t we acknowledge that some races, genders, and religions are lesser.

Oh, I like like it.

I do not follow basketball at all and I'm still sharing this because it's that good

this is the cringiest shit I've ever seen

oh the ex sister-in-law is hot, this story’s got legs

Louisville’s coach looks like Bowser fucked his mom

Do goofball shit, win goofball prizes

🤷🏼 ⏰ Trump’s Heath care plan is coming “very soon” y’all (From Home of the Brave)

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