women are amazing. respect.

the quality of each star trek show is directly proportional to how often you see the characters engaging in hobbies

This Is How We Do It

Best City in America, and I will not argue. It is. It fucking is.

Pizza time

Today, President Barack Obama and I read to a group of toddlers at Learning Through Play Pre-K Center in the South Bronx.  In between singing wheels on the bus, we discussed our administration’s vision for this City — one where New York’s Cutest have the strongest start possible.

Getting Ugly Dough Pizza for dinner 🥳

Your presence is an endorsement, even if you wear a saucy little pocket square to voice your objection, like Niles Crane penning a strongly worded op-ed about the rise of screw top wine for Vinters Monthky

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

Got a good laugh out of the guy at the market asking me if I was registered to vote. Sir, we live in a state with motor voter. 93% of eligible voters are registered (AP, 2023). Maybe ask folks if their info is updated instead?

Please learn to line up correctly ffs. Standing five feet behind a person in line to "give them space" and blocking the flow of market traffic is not actually considerate when you are impeding folks who use mobility aids.

I thought he was politically homeless now????? Guess that was a lie.

White House as a money making machine.

This was indeed perfect on an egg and cheese this morning

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Imagine if the press that Hegseth is insulting took this sort of stuff as seriously as they took Ilhan Omar saying AIPAC influences elections by spending money

Never fear, the weekly Sticky Hands is here

BREAKING: Tom Dundon unveils new Trail Blazers Collectable Cup

What’s more, we’re told, the team will roll out a new slogan “Rip City Runs Cheap” and fans will be asked to leave an item of clothing on their seat back before they leave the arena to benefit the Dundon foundation.

Caaaaaaaareful, Carla. Portland is gonna need you this summer.

Toumani Camara: “We’re not ‘on the doorstep’ no more. We’re in there. That’s the mindset we have.”

Not controversial AT ALL. Whopper clears the bigot burger on all fronts

Being a giant nerd who reads everything available is the first step to being an attractive (personality) adult and I will die on this hill.

*swivels a chair around and sits on it backward to connect with the kids* I think you should stop worrying about LOOKsmaxxing and start worrying about BOOKsmaxxing

This assface lived in NYC which is basically one big bodega

I think it is preferable to have politicians who have, at some point in their lives, lived like a normal person

Start training your child NOW to defeat Barron Trump in knife combat for control of his family atomics

Senile Grandpa so far untethered from reality has never heard the term “corner store” before, but wants you to know that he knows was a “corner” and a “store” is.

They can fix the problem but instead let's just punish the people who have no power to change it.

Currently very mad at Tina Kotek for her executive order demanding schools not cut days to balance budgets. Where's the money, Governor? Educators are going to lose their jobs and class sizes are going to balloon. Nobody wants furlough days, but there's no money for public schools AGAIN.

Exactly one year ago today:

Chris Dudley shut the fuck up challenge

Is it a good sign when every candid glimpse of a guy warrants a follow-up apology bsky.app/profile/moth...

Graham Platner doesn’t actually think he needed to apologize for having a Nazi insignia on his chest and he’s such a ~renegade~ that he uses the r-slur in 2026, tell me again how he’s the Last Great Leftist Hope.

"Hey buddy, mommy and daddy can't pay the bills because we lost our jobs, but that's ok because investors are happy." Truly bleak stuff here

No post has ever been so true

Periodic reminder that we wouldn’t be where we are today without Reagan.

A driver First class travel everywhere

No joke, my son is running around the house yelling "SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION!"

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

I know people bristle at the idea of leftists who police language but a big reason it happens is because, especially as it relates to politicians, the language we choose serves as an entirely accurate predictor of the types of policy decisions we would make & who we would & wouldn’t place value on

BREAKING: Elizabeth Warren has introduced a bill that would allow you to file taxes for free directly with the IRS. The bill has support on both sides of the aisle, and would bring back and expand the free taxing filing program that the Trump administration killed off.

Yikes, one of the spring sports at my school has a clearly AI logo on their shirts for this season. It's so disappointing because our actual logo is pretty cool!

How many blasphemies does it take these days to warrant a good smiting? A lightning bolt from the heavens? Possibly an infestation of some sort or just being turned into a pillar of salt?

Toumani Camara has never fouled anyone in his life

Toumani IS INNOCENT

Regular people getting deported and yet Dillon Brooks is out here committing crimes

The jerk store called. They’re running out of Dillon Brooks. (Heard through Brooke & Casey)

I don't need Amazon, I have you guys