Tiago Splitter is very good at looking serious

Still can't find my Roku remote so no game for me tonight

Fortunately for the Seahawks, Lindsey Vonn remains the best 40-something comeback story in sports.

Baked mostaccioli for dinner

Perfect screenshot. Worf as a focal point is already killer, then your eyes travel to Data in the friar haircut and you think "this can't possibly get any better," and then there's the finishing blow of Geordi in his space visor plucking a lute

Thoughts and prayers to Harrison Butker's wife and kids who have to put up with him being home 2 months earlier than normal. He should use the time to learn to cook.

@sheriffofportland.bsky.social @opinionatedwino.bsky.social @ginamarina.bsky.social and Emily

My preference is gender neutral. An informal survey of my teenage students would suggest it is also their preference. We all just want to pee and poop in peace.

Peach cardamom jam bars

It just gets lovelier and lovelier

Thank God I'm not a woman anymore 🙄

We woke up to a beautiful sunrise

PQR issues Dense Fog Advisory for Benton County Lowlands, Lane County Lowlands, Linn County Lowlands [OR] till Dec 14, 10:00 AM PST at Sun, 14 Dec 2025 04:09:59 +0000 via IEMbot Additional Details Here.

It's because she doesn't know how to be the head of CBS News. Just no clue what a person in this role does. Similar to how Pete Hegseth and Sean Duffy don't know how to be cabinet secretaries. A hallmark of this movement is people being out of their depth. It says, "expertise is unnecessary."

Toddler put himself to bed again? 🤞

It’s a damn shame what’s happened to downtown #Portland Caroling…in a war zone. How do they dodge all of the fires in a 10-block radius? With a cappella of course! Duh #HappyHolidays

My position on taking action. And on the important space between everything and nothing.

Let the baking commence

Let the baking commence

Wordle 1,638 2/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

This morning in toddlerisms: "We're not a family anymore." I asked why. "Because Dad is gone outside." My husband had gone outside to replace a lightbulb 🤣

Winter Reading Bingo starts today through January 15, 2026! Pick up a bingo card at any of our locations, and cozy up with some good books this winter. Completed bingo cards can be returned for a small prize! Open to all ages.

If you ever give me one of these as changed, I’m gonna jam it through your eye socket

You know it's a good night when you walk in and your favorite server is working and he brings you beer to sample right away

Would not have pegged Ken Jennings as a Junji Ito fan

All I want to eat anymore is rice, vegetables, and protein (preferably tofu or fish) This is so weird for me

wild that they are missing an entire NBA rotation: Damian Lillard / Scoot Henderson Jrue Holiday / Blake Wesley Matisse Thybulle Rob Williams Donovan Clingan / Yang Hansen

And now my toddler just put himself to sleep... WHAT IS GOING ON HERE

Uhhh my kid looked at a bird in a magazine and correctly identified it as a woodpecker. We might be huge bird nerds around here 🤓

Guess I'm kinda glad I can't watch because I can't find my Roku remote

“Both teams played *pretty* hard.” —Lamar

yes

The fact that Mr. Dennis is also Jafar in Aladdin on Broadway cracks me up Iykyk

Save us Duop

Follow up: Is it normal for a healthy person to bruise from shaking hands or is it a health condition?

"Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays" is such an earworm

Congratulations you fucking morons

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So I agreed to sponsor a student for an event. I pledged a $1 a push-up. I asked how many the student could do, and they said 30. $30 seemed reasonable for a student fundraiser. Kiddo did 50 😅

we're going to win, they know it, and they shudder every day about it

My toddler just now: "Hello, St. Nick. How are you today?"

Alex Zielinski @alexzee.bsky.social shares her story for our “what our audience doesn’t know” series. "Realizing how OPB inequitably values our colleagues has hurt morale across the entire organization." -Alex Zielinski, OPB reporter/producer

Welp, had an audiogram and the findings were unsurprising. Hearing loss due to rupture in my eardrum. Good news: my repair surgery should restore my hearing because that part of the audiogram was normal 😄

Will anyone in the media call this comment racist tomorrow???? Don't hold your breath.

Reminder that Trump denied calling nations with lots of Black and brown people "shit holes," but now he admits it. So he lied.

Millions of yt men listening to a 27 year old virgin every night. Tell me we ain’t cooked

My girlfriend's in Canada...you wouldn't know her